GDQs for me are a reminder that you never have to tackle anything alone. Community makes even the hardest of challenges possible, and we are better together. Let’s have an awesome last two days of the event! #AGDQ2026

DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism https://theonion.com/dhs-warns-any-action-by-americans-will-be-treated-as-domestic-terrorism/

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on

Soft ears, big meow energy 🐾💛 Cat Ear Hat — coming soon! ✨ #Hat #Cat

Congress: ‘If You Wanted An Expensive Foreign War, All You Had To Do Was Ask’

Godzilla Tape Cutter - Shin Godzilla - Check it out at the link below! 🛑 buff.ly/m9Txv69 #Godzilla

Colombian President Petro commenting on the US; “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."

Me, sitting in front of my computer, overwhelmed, under-rested, with a brain that's being slowly poisoned by a constant infusion of infuriating, terrifying news and clumsy fascist propaganda masquerading as news. "Boy, I'm having a lot of trouble focusing today!"

“Well, we must face a new reality. No more carefree days of chasing squirrels, running through the park, or howling at the moon. On the other hand, no more ‘Fetch the stick, boy, fetch the stick.’”

Man Who Drinks 5 Diet Cokes Per Day Hoping Doctors Working On Cure For Whatever He’s Getting https://theonion.com/man-who-drinks-5-diet-cokes-per-day-hoping-doctors-work-1819575868/

This year I’m going to be kinder, more positive, work harder, and put more faith in myself until the very first minor obstacle throws me off for the next 350+ days

Today is the 364th-to-last day that you can repost this image

“If you want success look for vision, not just metrics.” That part

They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Woawww

Remember: When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them. When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips. ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.

Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses.

The guy who put a 19 year old named Big Balls in charge of gutting key government services: “experience matters when lives are at stake”

i do everything i can to create opportunity for moments like this so people can see there's support for us out there in a time that support can sometimes seem scarce – let’s see if we can top this one in 2026 🏳️‍⚧️

jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation

Single Man Sits On Own Hand Before Dialing 911 So It Feels Like Someone Else Cares https://theonion.com/single-man-sits-on-own-hand-before-dialing-911-so-it-feels-like-someone-else-cares/

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

i spend so much time thinking about the tamagotchi that dies if you stop vaping futurism.com/neoscope/vap...

Nope, got them cash this year

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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

NORAD Santa tracker is Woke

I’m a MAN A MAN’S man I eat STEAKS With TRUFFLE BUTTER At FANCY restaurants And I pay CLOSE ATTENTION To what OTHER DUDES order And my ability to enjoy food is VERY DELICATE

It's time to stop using Twitter, how much more of a reason are you looking for?

For further context twitter added a button that allows users to generate ai images using existing art posts from artists. It removes glaze and it basically reskins the artwork by using the existing work as a base. Twitter is no longer a safe space for art

"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

They got the secret lair line on the Epstein files I hope the foil bundle doesn’t sell out

The Epstein file is the only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles  theonion.com/trump-still-...

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

I've been waiting A WHOLE YEAR to use the Charge Station as a Christmas tree!! 🎄🎄🎄 #gamedev | #ゲーム開発