Feels like it would work with the Rush Duels Hungry Burger cards

I remember this coming up playing the popular arcade game Narc, where you walk through a slum in body armor and murder homeless people who attack you with syringes I don’t know if there was an arcade version of Contra but that woulda been funny too

"A new tech startup named satan is offering to punish poor people on behalf of tech bros everywhere, and we think it is based and cool *photo of a dude with a bad hairline in an outfit that would cost you $30 at meijer but you know this dude paid $30k for it* - Tech Crunch"

The Electoral College is for Conservatives what Conservatives think DEI is for everyone else

From GRRM's "Clash of Kings"

"My Immortal" By Ebony Darkness Dementia Way

My whole life we’ve been told that The US is simply too big to have high speed rail

painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago

evangelicals might be the largest grifters to ever exist in human history lol

The Biden years were not *awesome*. It's easier for me to talk about the horror of solitary confinement, now that people have a reference to CECOT. It's easier for me to talk about the horror of pre-trial detention for over a year, now that immigrants are spending 1 or 2 months pre-trial.

Wow those guys sound bad, why do Dems keep collaborating with them and letting them run everything?

every time I read a good history book I'm amazed anew at how each page delivers more useful information than the combined efforts of a thousand hours of YouTube videos

Add way more ketchup

BRIGITTE BARDOT HAS FINALLY DIED 🥳🥳

Capitalism is unsustainable. A system organized around endless profit accumulation cannot coexist with a finite planet. Protecting the Earth in the long term requires abolishing profit as the guiding principle of production.

The greatest trick the Dictatiorship of Capital ever pulled was making people think they lived in a democracy.

pepperidge farm remembers

It’s not that “I don’t believe in God” it’s that My understanding of the psychical reality we exist in leaves no room for such a being as you and all your books describe it.

post deleted but it’s abolish ICE now and always has needed to happen

Replacing your ability to search the internet with mass plagiarism hallucinating environmental destruction clippy will only assist in enriching the rich and casting most people further into ignorance and disinformation. There is an "informal" conspiracy against humanity happening in real time.

Gonna dry scoop some spaghetti and do the ol Stone Cold Steve Austin with both these chilis.

“live on ABC, next day on Hulu” is a wild marketing line for the NYE ball drop

No such thing as a benevolent Mormon

This is the same motherfucker who singled out a specific gay byu student in a homophobic speech on campus. Later he stated that believed BYU should withdraw from the NCAA if their right to discriminate was not upheld.

Raiders, Crusade, then Temple. That's all.

fun fact: ICE was created in 2002 with near unanimous support from congressional democrats!

*approaching the microphone* *tapping the mic* *clearing my throat* *looking at all the new arrivals* They're Called Skeets.

Jump-starting 2026 by taking down my tree on the 26th.

Today 38 Dakota were hung in Mankato, Minnesota by President Abraham Lincoln. This is the largest public execution in U.S. history. After starvation & broken treaties, the Dakota demanded justice against the U.S. They were killed for it. #Dakota38

Mark Cuban just sitting around in a mansion or on a private jet and thinking “hmm, methinks I should bestow the poor with my knowledge” and getting yelled until his feelings are hurt is really funny

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small business owners are literally hitler

What happened to that Bonger Kong fella? Oh well that's not me, I'm a Konger Bong, an entirely different person from an entirely different place with an entirely different orc doodle as a pfp. Anyways I'm looking for 12 hundred of my closest friends.