Next pope..

The GOAT returns

Jynx likes to guard the stairs lately

What a beautiful day to listen to Caladan Brood

cute girl on the bus: what are you listening to? (in my airpods) 𝐼 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑑𝑎 𝑡𝑜𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑡. 𝑂𝑜𝑔𝑎 𝐵𝑜𝑜𝑔𝑎! 𝐼’𝑚 𝑑𝑎𝑡 𝑇𝑜𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑀𝑎𝑛! me: Beethoven

Cannot wait for the video of Lewis and Charles having to drive this thing

There’s a guy, great king, incredible king. Prester John. Scepter made of emeralds. Descended from the Maggie. Sent me a letter, beautiful letter, tears in his eyes. Begged me to let him help open the strait, big strong guy. I’m giving Iran 24 hours to comply or, Prester John, I might tell him yes.

happy memorial day to the post of all time

Good day for McLaren haters 😎

OK as someone who got into motorsports through F1, Indy having commercial breaks is wild

Probably 80% of posters madness is downstream of thinking that posting on a niche microblogging platform is, in some way, important, rather than being a way to waste time on your phone

I also like to say things that aren't true

one of the most amazing things about walking around manhattan is realizing that danny gladden might have once stood where you're standing. he played in the AL from 1987-1993, so he made quite a few trips here to play the yankees and likely stayed in a manhattan hotel. it's incredible to imagine

I know it's only a Sprint but it rocks seeing a Cadillac in P11

Gundam Wing is better than Wicked.

Had a dream last night for some reason that Hulkenberg gets a podium in Canada?

Did someone tell Juan Pablo Montoya he had to dress better or something

OK I'm really glad Lewis is gonna be at Ferrari for a while but man I really wanna see Ollie there

A pleasant surprise is such a nice surprise

You know, claiming that “lolis” are a “queer identity” feels like a 4chan bit from the mid 2010s

I can think of several good arguments against lolicon

Nothing tastes better than a home-cooked meal when you separately DoorDashed each ingredient 🤤

Cats are so cool

Change one letter in Skeletor's name and it becomes Skeleton

morning

when I say things like “this is downstream of Dems not believing in anything” people jump into my replies and say Dems believe in abortion, fighting racism, and LGBT rights, and the answer to that is: not according to the scoreboard

Joe Biden is the only eligible Democrat who has proven he can win a national election. Isn't that what we need right now?

Tigers keep getting injured cos they're wearing orange btw

TRANS WOMAN: i'm in distress CIS LIBERAL: no you aren't :) if you look here you actually aren't

You consumed STRANGE DINNER [x1] 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥... 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘴𝘵? - 2 CHA - 1 CON Your reputation among GOBLINS has permanently increased!

This is straight up false. it was in 1939

What on earth is this home plate ump doing

Michigan has the best regional brands. All-time lineup.

I'm glad this is happening now but man were they that afraid of Kershaw

so cool when you’re just sitting in a place and then your cat comes over to purr and present their tiny little forehead for kisses, that’s what life is all about

At some point there needs to be a *proper* conversation about how cruelty has become a new normal for so many people. And we can't just keep putting it down to structures. Too many people with plenty of agency are actively choosing this.

yeah like how is ro khanna posting literally any different from a republican here

dusting off a classic

I am a proven Anti-Yankee partisan but there is one exception I make to my otherwise airtight rejection of Yankee fandom: If you are from The Bronx, it is acceptable.

What the fuck are half of these bands

I have an idea

I wish you well in your adult literacy journey

guaranteed unpopular take incoming I don't like the Timberwolves wearing throwbacks in playoff games even though the throwbacks are objectively better/cooler than their current uni set. I feel like you've gotta make your legacy in your own era's look! leave the throwbacks in the regular season!

Dr farts

my Gamer son saw a woman. now he's at Hospital, they think they'll have to put 3 or 5 additional testicles in. please take this shit seriously.

Me: Here is a sunset Bluesky: THERE'S A GOT DANG CHEETO IN THE WHITE HOUSE!