Lovely.

really went dark for the sequel

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

i'm very glad this technology is being forced onto us everywhere on all levels

You can curse daylight saving time, daylight saving, daylight savings, daylight savings time, and/or daylight time. All are considered acceptable so go off.

bestseller this year i hear

We’ve come to the dissolving the legislature part of facism.

Just straight up evil.

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Do you feel inadequate? Do you blame others for your failures? Do you hold grudges? Do you think being White is best? Were you not loved enough? Was there abuse in your home? Are you devoid of empathy? Do you like hitting women? Do you have a tiny penis? Then ICE Wants YOU!

The ick with Kimmel being the bastion of free speech is like I know him from the man show and he lives in the cringe part of my mind.

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

Here is a nice compilation of his viewpoints:

There has been a rush among centrists like Gavin Newsom and Ezra Klein to brush over the hateful life of Charlie Kirk and valorize the man. Let me be clear, killing Charlie Kirk was wrong and abhorrent. We must condemn murder without sanitizing a man who built his empire on hate. My latest piece.

the problem with this administration committing their own Reichstag fire is that they’re all too fucking stupid and open embracers of anti-intellectualism to pull something like this off Trump announcing his death before authorities did gave it away immediately

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence

David Sedaris once compared being fact-checked by The New Yorker to being penetrated in the arse by a hot thermos. One of the magazine’s fact-checkers remarked: ‘If a thermos works, the outside wouldn’t be hot’.

Posting a few Proof-of-Life doodles here! If anyone says I'm dead you can smugly point to these drawings and say "this doesn't prove anything but enjoy"

Man Ray

In the almost 200 school shorings since Sandy Hook, I’m just kind of over it. It’s not worth the breath or brain power. I’m sorry for your loss, but nothings going to change.

Has anyone made a stardew mod yet where you can introduce Sebastian to estrogen

imagine being so maniacally racist that you side with the fire over the firefighter

Puede que sea una unpopular opinion pero prohibiría la música en la playa

I'm not right wing but some of this "woke" stuff is a little over the top [6 months later] Slavery was fine. Your city is under martial law

Just saw a realtor branded cyber truck, advertising at its finest. I now know that they aren’t very bright and are bad with money.

I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly

Pink Mist. 🩷

If I have any advice for trans women existing in this world, when you are out in public, don't you ever lower your head. If you are nervous, embarrassed, scared, whatever, do not let them know that you are anything less than as powerful as you are. Chins up ALWAYS.

Works every time! 💪

When this exchange happens to me, here's how it goes: MAGA: So tell me what a woman is. If you can. ME: A woman is that person, in a bar, that puts her hand over her drink when you get too close.

Unfortunately, this is where we are headed... shameful...🥺

I think some people have trouble seeing fascism as anything other than 1940s Germany. But I think 'people going to a comic convention needing to have a plan in case the government's goons show up to disappear people' is a pretty good demonstration of what it can look like in 2025.

rolling up to the Olive Garden like

Shoutout to the letter M for being in the Middle of the alphabet.

If women submitting to men was a natural way of being, they would not have needed laws, religion & violence to get them to do it.

Powerful

The right-wing backlash against #Superman this week got me thinking: Has this happened before? That led to the discovery of these headline — from April 1940, when the official newspaper of the SS took umbrage at the comic book hero and ridiculed its creators. My how times change ...

The most important part of republican fascism is the demand you must be nice to them.

ok i need the fasicism to stop being so funny

A herring is a fish. When a herring is preserved by salting and smoking, it turns red and smells. It's so pungent that it's a great diversion to distract hunting dogs from their trail. Now, a ‘red herring’ refers to anything that diverts attention from the issue at hand.

Spotted on the most recent episode of Taskmaster! 🥹

Reportings of Bigfoot sightings are directly proportional to an area’s black bear population. For every 900 black bears in an area, there will be on average one report of Bigfoot.