Apple Watch sleep tracking “Score” interprets sleep after drinking way more favorably than other apps/trackers, it seems. It doesn’t look to take the increased movement (ie “restless” sleeping) as a meaningfully different metric, so will spit out a “great” assessment when others will label it crap

Everyone is divorced so this is also thanksgiving and we should get the day off

That is also NIMBYism lol

Trump’s people legitimately should hang for this. Treason. Going to Russia and taking orders on how to help Russia destroy and undermine allied nations.

AI shoes

Time for my usual morning routine, pouring myself a cup of coffee and checking the stock price of the company "Nvidia" to find out if the entire economy has crashed

we the people. and that's who I am for.

Wanna know how bad the Arizona legislator's petition forgeries were? Here's the examples from the Austin Smith indictment. s3.documentcloud.org/documents/24...

just... WOW

The most important thing I've learned in 2025? Detroit is not a real place 😭😭😭 www.instagram.com/reel/DRLqn2a...

Hi, the new season of “A Man on the Inside,” a TV show I worked on, hits Netflix today. Ted Danson is in it! Also Mary Steenburgen, Gary Cole, Max Greenfield, David Strathairn, Lisa Gilroy, Stephanie Beatriz, Jason Mantzoukas, and many more funny people. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

lol come on

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I’m thrilled some of my favorite Philadelphia restaurants were finally honored by the tire company. Congratulations to Bob’s Diner on its Goodyear star.

Chef Nicholas Bazik’s hushed atelier across from Headhouse Square, was awarded a star — a stunning development for a restaurant open less than a year. It is the city's third Michelin star of the evening ⭐️ 🔴 Live updates: www.inquirer.com/food/live/mi...

This is why all my high income friends can’t afford to lose their jobs and I live in a hole in the ground peacefully

Dick van dyke is married to a woman 50 years younger than him lmao what a legend

more like

Letterboxd down when I’m trying to log a movie before 8am: that’s baseball baby

Pulse already elevated

internet is crazy

I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast

i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”

If my time zone math is right, Washington Post fact-checker Glenn Kessler published this gem about two hours before the WSJ published their story hahaha

Now this I could get into

Whatever is left of Biden’s legacy is gone I guess. Oh well!

Abolish the senate

Here's a thought: perhaps the law should not have been bipartisan

Complaining about the runtime of an Avatar movie is a sign of weakness

Happy to be of service. I once got into a taxi in Dublin wearing a cool new outfit. I was nervous about deviating from the norm but did it anyway. The taxi driver was on the phone when I got in. First thing he did was finish his phone call saying "I have to go, this fella's wearing dungarees"

Wearing a nice hat. Quietly going about my day. Woman shouted over to me “you think you’re something special in that fucking hat do you?” 😳

False starts are the funniest play in football now. The NFL cannot ban the tush push.

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

This is some absolutely wild shit

Video of Greg Bovino in Waukegan, with residents following and shouting, “You a bitch!” Taken by Armando Sanchez

Going to get annihilated this weekend

Intuit, parent company of TurboTax, donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration. Always follow the money.

ryan is right. people HATE hearing this. but it is just a matter of simple incentives. if you want a more representative legislature — and if you want a legislature more resistant to corruption — then you need to jack up the salaries. serving as mayor of NYC should net you a cool 500K *at least*

This might be one of the most monumentally insane things a government has done

lmao

I can confirm

Dying at what this is replying to

Bizarre default setting to have this as hide

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Defense tells judge they want to question Lairmore about 'gag gifts' he received from fellow officers after the alleged assault, including a Subway sandwich plush toy and a patch that (unless I misheard) said 'Felony Footlong.' Prosecutors object. Defense argues they reflect CBP 'state of mind.'

Dick Cheney Was Doing War Crimes in Exactly the Right Way, by Ezra Klein.