Watching a MLS game for the first time and commentator goes "teasing little ball from behind" i cant take this sport serious man

sometimes i get in a scuffle just to feel a man's touch

I think @early90spants.com would do a better job than RFK Jr

im eating a bunch of red meat and im crapping really good

"Its times like these we learn to love again" foo fighters

really?

my 3 favs

i cant stop smoking blunts and listening to stretch and bobbito....

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this movie has been on my watchlist for years so i'm glad to finally have an excuse to watch it i only look like that because i was standing next to a bloodied masashi takeda in the photo. i don't normally look like that

as a big time italian guy i'm very exicted for this

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Over a decade ago (!) I wrote an article about labor exploitation in pro wrestling, a sport I knew nothing about. It was supposed to be 1,000 words, but as I dug into it, it became a much longer piece, in which one of the main villains was union-crushing star Hulk Hogan: jacobin.com/2014/08/mone...

ian k did two separate videos for the burger and fries from the wendys takis fuego meal. come on bro

Part of being a parent is teaching your children about the world around them.

feeling like a big fat fuck

the most powerful Top 4 on Letterboxd @early90spants.com

YKS Premium Ep S35E08 feat. @early90spants.com

this is us @pigsty.bsky.social

ever since i pushed a hemorrhoid back up in to my ass hole a few days ago my farts have been all fucked up

bunch of blood on the toilet paper means i been eating good

learned that my mother has been reading my tweets so i think that's what will finally drive me away from that platform for good

Wow! This episode is on video free to all! What the FUCK for?!!? youtu.be/6IgY61W6DY0

oh shawty u dont like while im lookim up at u while i lick that thang? Well i guess u jus shit outta luck 😛🫣

ive been listening to a lot of porno lately

my apartment smell like a tampon

dinner time!!

you guys should do JOI night where you both do live JOI for each other and see who can make the other one cum faster @gooffkings.bsky.social

i cant put down my cock i cant put down my cock

lol

im a perv watchin porno whoaa ohh ohhh

searching on google for "simp tutorial" "simp getting started" "simp guide reddit"

just had a really healthy looking poo

here we go. twitch.tv/tomwalker

I was in a three piece jazz band which included Jared Fogle from Subway on double bass. We had no idea of what was going on with him in his mind. We did not socialize with him or know him off stage. All we were focused on was jamming and reinterpreting the great American songbook.

[mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines] Me: is that good

Watching the news coverage of David Lynch’s passing. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen anything he ever did. Not a film, not a single episode of Twin Peaks. Maybe there is something, but nothing they mentioned in the piece. 🤷‍♂️

I think this is @early90spants.com

the central fallacy of the internet is the easily falsifiable claim that conversation is good

I just licked some AI coochie. wow tremendous. better than the real thing

well at least they got one thing right i guess

took my socks off for the first time in two days and it sounded like velcro