Da Krump Instructa
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signed all my executive orders with dab pen
daft punk owes so much of there sound to space, and they never shot any money up through the atmosphere to pay for it
about 23 hours ago
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all eminems music after the marshall mathers LP has a ballerina music box melody
13 days ago
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i buy pocket asses just to eat them
13 days ago
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portland rap is so funny cause what do you mean reeeeeeeinka boppa lyrically comin with the leeeeee
13 days ago
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if underground hip hop existsed in current times, they'd probably be called non-binary star, cause everythings so fucken woke now
13 days ago
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im a gas suckin vehicle off that sour deezy
15 days ago
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penis suckers in the house tonight, everybody gonna have a good time
16 days ago
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if youre in the NBA and your headband falls off during a contested drive to the net it should be an automatic foul
16 days ago
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crazy how Jalen Suggs shaved his head and immediately started playing a more cool-headed game. he cooled his head by getting all the hair off it
16 days ago
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i luv chris paul basketball, i dont give a fuck what the youngins are sayin
about 1 month ago
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new type of dick: gyropenis
about 1 month ago
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gen z adam carolla on loveline: "type S"
about 1 month ago
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if any americans need me to tell them the news lemme know
about 1 month ago
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about 2 months ago
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most important meal of the day
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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pulling down the pants of a clearly injured man at the scene of an accident, as a prank
2 months ago
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Ima have a open mouth funeral so my boys can get in there one last time
2 months ago
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How can o sit at the bar for 4 hours and my asshole doesnt get itchy but the moment i hit the couch at home, its on like DK
2 months ago
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Nowadays if the movie "Rudy" came out itd be called "Rudi"
2 months ago
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My Mom has me under two different names in her phone and im currently im a groupchat with her and 2nd me, trying to troubleshoot the vacuum cause its "not sucking up"
3 months ago
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Ayooo
3 months ago
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Gimme all your lovin, eat a log of fuckin poo
3 months ago
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its fucked up being a fat old man cause no matter what you eat you still could go for a hot dog at the end of the day
3 months ago
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if you were a citizen, would you be support or against the cops? food for thought
3 months ago
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too many kings not enough leons
3 months ago
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who is the goated grinch
3 months ago
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Ill go hand to hand for ass to mouth
3 months ago
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this is a message for the artist CURTIS JACKSON i love the way he express oneself
3 months ago
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my opener line in the cypher
4 months ago
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walkin onto the concrete job site like "whos ready to mix some shit the fuck up?"
4 months ago
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rube goldberg fuck machine
4 months ago
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checking notifications on X
loading . . .
4 months ago
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Watching a MLS game for the first time and commentator goes "teasing little ball from behind" i cant take this sport serious man
4 months ago
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you beter watch your ass, like theres a tv show about your ass
4 months ago
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you think your all that and a bag of chips, but your not that and a bag of shit
4 months ago
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im slam dunckin like shack in his prime
4 months ago
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its so dumb how i drink beer everyday but i dont even feel good everyday
4 months ago
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jack doherty is a poiltical prisoner and locking up for his beliefs is wrong
4 months ago
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trump blew bubba sparxxx
4 months ago
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nsync? nah godsmack? more more fuckin like it
4 months ago
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i could tell it was daylight savings time this morning cause i pissed the bed. happens everytime
5 months ago
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fmk biggie the rapper, biggie the wendys, biggie the buzzball
5 months ago
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yall hear that lin manuel miranda hyperpop album?? shit fire fr
5 months ago
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crazy... the world has never seen a real ass mfer eat poo on film yet
5 months ago
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the rapper nas named himself after nascar cause of his lyrical horsepowers
5 months ago
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sometimes i get in a scuffle just to feel a man's touch
5 months ago
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pete davidson shoulda opened with that norm macdonald joke about walking thru blood and bones in manhattan
6 months ago
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if my fridge starts showing me ads it better be for horny milfs in my area
6 months ago
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one cool thing about being bald is when ur customizing your guy in a videogame, bald is always a hair option and ur person in the game always kinda looks like u irl no matter what
6 months ago
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