daft punk owes so much of there sound to space, and they never shot any money up through the atmosphere to pay for it

all eminems music after the marshall mathers LP has a ballerina music box melody

i buy pocket asses just to eat them

portland rap is so funny cause what do you mean reeeeeeeinka boppa lyrically comin with the leeeeee

if underground hip hop existsed in current times, they'd probably be called non-binary star, cause everythings so fucken woke now

im a gas suckin vehicle off that sour deezy

penis suckers in the house tonight, everybody gonna have a good time

if youre in the NBA and your headband falls off during a contested drive to the net it should be an automatic foul

crazy how Jalen Suggs shaved his head and immediately started playing a more cool-headed game. he cooled his head by getting all the hair off it

i luv chris paul basketball, i dont give a fuck what the youngins are sayin

new type of dick: gyropenis

gen z adam carolla on loveline: "type S"

if any americans need me to tell them the news lemme know

most important meal of the day

pulling down the pants of a clearly injured man at the scene of an accident, as a prank

Ima have a open mouth funeral so my boys can get in there one last time

How can o sit at the bar for 4 hours and my asshole doesnt get itchy but the moment i hit the couch at home, its on like DK

Nowadays if the movie "Rudy" came out itd be called "Rudi"

My Mom has me under two different names in her phone and im currently im a groupchat with her and 2nd me, trying to troubleshoot the vacuum cause its "not sucking up"

Ayooo

Gimme all your lovin, eat a log of fuckin poo

its fucked up being a fat old man cause no matter what you eat you still could go for a hot dog at the end of the day

if you were a citizen, would you be support or against the cops? food for thought

too many kings not enough leons

who is the goated grinch

Ill go hand to hand for ass to mouth

this is a message for the artist CURTIS JACKSON i love the way he express oneself

my opener line in the cypher

walkin onto the concrete job site like "whos ready to mix some shit the fuck up?"

rube goldberg fuck machine

checking notifications on X

Watching a MLS game for the first time and commentator goes "teasing little ball from behind" i cant take this sport serious man

you beter watch your ass, like theres a tv show about your ass

you think your all that and a bag of chips, but your not that and a bag of shit

im slam dunckin like shack in his prime

its so dumb how i drink beer everyday but i dont even feel good everyday

jack doherty is a poiltical prisoner and locking up for his beliefs is wrong

trump blew bubba sparxxx

nsync? nah godsmack? more more fuckin like it

i could tell it was daylight savings time this morning cause i pissed the bed. happens everytime

fmk biggie the rapper, biggie the wendys, biggie the buzzball

yall hear that lin manuel miranda hyperpop album?? shit fire fr

crazy... the world has never seen a real ass mfer eat poo on film yet

the rapper nas named himself after nascar cause of his lyrical horsepowers

sometimes i get in a scuffle just to feel a man's touch

pete davidson shoulda opened with that norm macdonald joke about walking thru blood and bones in manhattan

if my fridge starts showing me ads it better be for horny milfs in my area

one cool thing about being bald is when ur customizing your guy in a videogame, bald is always a hair option and ur person in the game always kinda looks like u irl no matter what