Stu Dort
@pigsty.bsky.social
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signed all my executive orders with dab pen
Watching a MLS game for the first time and commentator goes "teasing little ball from behind" i cant take this sport serious man
4 days ago
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you beter watch your ass, like theres a tv show about your ass
8 days ago
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you think your all that and a bag of chips, but your not that and a bag of shit
8 days ago
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im slam dunckin like shack in his prime
9 days ago
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its so dumb how i drink beer everyday but i dont even feel good everyday
10 days ago
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jack doherty is a poiltical prisoner and locking up for his beliefs is wrong
11 days ago
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trump blew bubba sparxxx
12 days ago
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nsync? nah godsmack? more more fuckin like it
19 days ago
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i could tell it was daylight savings time this morning cause i pissed the bed. happens everytime
24 days ago
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fmk biggie the rapper, biggie the wendys, biggie the buzzball
26 days ago
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yall hear that lin manuel miranda hyperpop album?? shit fire fr
28 days ago
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crazy... the world has never seen a real ass mfer eat poo on film yet
about 1 month ago
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the rapper nas named himself after nascar cause of his lyrical horsepowers
about 1 month ago
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sometimes i get in a scuffle just to feel a man's touch
about 2 months ago
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pete davidson shoulda opened with that norm macdonald joke about walking thru blood and bones in manhattan
about 2 months ago
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if my fridge starts showing me ads it better be for horny milfs in my area
about 2 months ago
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one cool thing about being bald is when ur customizing your guy in a videogame, bald is always a hair option and ur person in the game always kinda looks like u irl no matter what
about 2 months ago
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my finger got infected from washing too many dishes so i seriously can never wash dishes again in my life or i might fucking die
about 2 months ago
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"Its times like these we learn to love again" foo fighters
3 months ago
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dan
3 months ago
really?
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Im from the rez and I just watched a Wilco show. Wtf? That sucked. They played guitar and never once rocked
3 months ago
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on my way to my homies house, its a really long walk, hopin he'll rub my feet when i get there
3 months ago
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going to a wnba game tonight with my friend and i know we are going to be profiled and surveilled as the two most likely men to throw a dildo onto the court, im not doing it though, i got respect
3 months ago
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she be liking how the god has sex like that
4 months ago
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i dont need anything to be horny
5 months ago
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you must be on mad coke n ecstasy, to think for a second that u could have sex with me
5 months ago
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i would play the new tony hawk game, but i dont want to damage the curbs and rails n stuff in the game out of respect for the property owners
5 months ago
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theres literally nothing more old head status than going bald. you literally got a old head
5 months ago
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piss drops keep fallin off my dick
5 months ago
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my boy simpn like he dont know beaten off is free
5 months ago
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who do you think has the best taste in music of all time
5 months ago
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watchin this Descendents documentary, soakin up game from big homie Grohl
6 months ago
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6 months ago
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6 months ago
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just doing some research
6 months ago
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you gotta leave a little bit of shit in the toilet so people who never been before know where to go
6 months ago
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just finished the bin laden documentary. wow, never knew osama got down like that
6 months ago
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My ballsack fell inside da couch n i had 2 scoop it out
7 months ago
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yes, i got fired for drinking cum on the job, but i jus work in a regular bank. like where they keep money
7 months ago
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me n my crew going gangbusters, cause we always bust as a gang
7 months ago
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Collarbone Maroney, the irish mobster from Portland, Maine who controlled the black market for exotic pets from 1978-1985, and created the infamous designer breed of Bengal: "The Teacup Tiger".
7 months ago
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loading . . .
7 months ago
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cause you got a PhD, player haters degree, and ur girl got a MD, thats a moron dickhead.... degree
8 months ago
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8 months ago
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watching post malone do a country set and hes kinda swaggerjackin mason ramsey
8 months ago
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8 months ago
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bsky.app/profile/sini...
add a skeleton here at some point
8 months ago
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oh shawty u dont like while im lookim up at u while i lick that thang? Well i guess u jus shit outta luck 😛🫣
8 months ago
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8 months ago
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im in the toilet disguised as a bunch of poop, dont blow my cover
8 months ago
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