Burning him at the stake for heresy is the moderate position

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

THIS Pope isn’t weak on crime!

BREAKING: Trump and Pope Leo to settle this in the ring

The Pope has his own personal ninja squad, right? Pretty sure I've seen them in a bunch of movies fighting demons and vampires and stuff. Trump shouldn't have messed with that guy

The jam turned out great

Let’s do a regime change just for fun

We could just remove him from office before he starts a war with us on one side and the entire world on the other. That's an option. We don't have to go to war with China

Hot take: green sauces are better than red sauces

This shit is insane

I missed this from @phineas.bsky.social when it originally came out but it sure feels relevant at the moment. Also, you can buy this as a print from the artist here: www.inprnt.com/gallery/phin...

I assume every politician is worse than a serial killer. Politicians shouldn’t have rights.

Loquat tree is popping off. Gonna try to make some loquat jam today

When a person loses 1 sense the others are heightened. That's why people who have no sense of humor have an amazing sense of self-importance.

Crimson Desert or Ghosts of Yotei? What should I play?

"The game is afoot?" With all due respect, Mr. Holmes, this isn't a fucking game. Someone just died, you asshole

I didn’t even know this existed but now I want it

Is Google working for anybody?

This whole Iran thing has been eerily reminiscent of the way the Suez Canal crisis definitely ended the UK's time as an imperial power, but of course this is so much worse

We've got to remove him from office immediately. No one this crazy has held this much power in the history of the world, ever. He is literally the most dangerous man who ever lived and every minute that goes by without removing him we are risking the extinction of the human species

Maybe the Torment Nexus 2 will be more user-friendly

How many legislators would have to die in freak accidents to get the numbers to a spot where impeachment is actually possible? Obviously I disapprove of freak accidents but at the same time, freak accidents happen

Congrats everybody we have two weeks to live

I was thinking about getting an Amex card and I find the different versions interesting Gold. What’s better than gold? Platinum. What’s better than Platinum? Purple.

Trump could really cement his legacy by being the first man to walk on the surface of the sun

Pretty wild “freedom of speech” we’ve got here where it’s literally illegal to say the one thing that could save the world

Is it pointless to go to the gym while on the verge of nuclear armageddon? What's the best way to spend your last day on earth? Probably eating junk food and playing Sleeping Dogs, right?

Sickeningly evil. Donald Trump must be impeached.  When will it be enough for my Republican colleagues to grow spines and remove him from office?

Even once he's gone, the US can never go back to what it was. We as a people are too stupid to concentrate so much power in one person or one place.

We could use a man like Jaime Lannister right now

The worst thing about the world ending today is that if it does, no one will get a chance to see Violent Night 2 (in theaters everywhere December 4th)

The flight from the USA to Mexico had free booze, but the flight back from Mexico to the USA didn’t even have booze for sale. Interesting

As is tradition, a page from my unmade sequel to PASSION OF THE CHRIST, PASSION OF THE CHRI2T

If you want revenge, then dig two graves. the first one is a practice grave to get a feel for it and the second is your main or "show grave"

This got a cheer that might end up being the loudest of the season at Target Field.

Just think about the nation-wide loss of productivity from all the man-hours wasted reacting to the constant stream of news about this idiot

Thrilled to announce that @joshmillerlite.bsky.social and I will be writing another video-game-to-film adaptation. One of the best-selling games of 1982, “E.T. The Extraterrestrial: The Game”! Finally audiences will be able enjoy the thrilling tale of E.T. on the big screen- for the first time!

Thrilled to announce that @joshmillerlite.bsky.social and I will be writing another video-game-to-film adaptation. One of the best-selling games of 1982, “E.T. The Extraterrestrial: The Game”! Finally audiences will be able enjoy the thrilling tale of E.T. on the big screen- for the first time!

Andy Weir apparently doesn’t even understand what h E likes about Star Trek but I know what he likes about it : it’s about smart people using science to solve problems

The “Now You See Me” franchise would be better without so much fighting. A lot of their “tricks” involve a step that’s just “and then punch twenty cops in the face.” Third one was pretty good though! I had a good time.

Chuck Schumer likes to imagine how his politics play with an imaginary middle-class middle-aged couple on Long Island, but I don't think he realizes that couple is currently constructing a guillotine in their suburban backyard and stockpiling Molotov cocktails.

Is there a word for the feeling of listening to a podcast and having all sorts of insights and information that the hosts of the podcast do not have and wanting to shout it at your car speakers even though you know they cannot hear you? Feels like the Germans would have a word for this

I left the typo in to let you know that this meme was hastily assembled by the hands of artisanal humans

You’re not allowed to tell the protesters they’re not accomplishing anything unless you and your ragtag team of heroic rapscallions are personally planning and executing an elaborate plan for regime change

The reason the Ninja Turtles work so well as a narrative premise is that if you strip away the mutant animals and ninjas, it taps into the Ur-story archetype plot of roommates finding a weird apartment in New York

No kings

Watching the UK Traitors (starring 'regular' people) after watching US Traitors (starring reality stars) really shows that being famous gives you brain damage

On the one hand, the war will continue for many years and ruin countless lives. On the other hand, the war has already been decided and the U.S. lost badly