this is what happens when two scorpions try to ride each other

Only trust your fists variety.com/2026/gaming/...

Terrible news: I’ve just been diagnosed with Reverse Benjamin Button syndrome

Tilly Norwood has been eaten by a rhinoceros

Living a man's life in the 1950's just fucking sucked.

Did you know they made a TV show out of Flintstones vitamins? IP is king, I guess

I don't use AI when I write because I want my writing to be good

one downside of zipping around on an electric moped is all the kids who yell at me to do a wheelie as I pass by. I live by a high school and it's relentless. they're bullying me. I just have to do a little pathetic wave to indicate I'm boring to spare them the experience of watching a man die

New episode! This week we head into the jungle to rescue James Cameron's original draft of FIRST BLOOD 2: THE MISSION, which Sylvester Stallone rewrote into RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD PART 2. Joining us in our mission is filmmaker HENRY DARROW MCCOMAS @hdilla.bsky.social (The Camp Host).

Sorry for posting, but I can’t be the only one who thinks Mommy is being painfully condescending when she “checks the closet for monsters” before turning off the light. They come in through the back of the closet when it’s dark. They don’t just wait around in there all day.

Basketball coach after my initial strategy of 'flopping all the time' has failed: "Flop harder!"

Of all the planets in the solar system, Saturn has the strongest gimmick

𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔭𝔢 𝔥𝔞𝔰 𝔡𝔢𝔠𝔩𝔞𝔯𝔢𝔡 𝔞 ℌ𝔬𝔩𝔶 ℭ𝔯𝔲𝔰𝔞𝔡𝔢 𝔞𝔤𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔰𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔪𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔢𝔰, 𝔟𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔰

Why would anybody try to kill the worst human in the world? Just doesn't make sense

Love it: the night after he was kicked off of CBS for good, Stephen Colbert hosted a public access show in southeast Michigan.

The modern NBA is going to be referred to as 'the flopping era' by future basketball historians

Keep chasing your dreams. When you catch them, beat them to death with a hammer

I know everyone loves the story of Johan de Witt, the Dutch politician killed and eaten by an angry mob - but please, DO NOT EAT our politicians, they carry foodborne diseases

Whoever made up the word “bazooka” did a great job

Trying to watch a foreign movie on Netflix- almost always watch in the original language with subtitles, but wanted to watch the dub for once English dub not available! They have 21 audio tracks you can choose in 15 languages but none are English! Seems weird

is Evil actually Good? The answer might surprise you!

The level of floppery is so embarrassing man

reuploading maybe my favourite video in the fucking world

Has anyone ever seen The Beyonder and Q in the same room together? Really makes you think

Man, Cleveland. Oof.

Pedophilia is a plank of the Republican Party, a very real policy goal that they work towards on a consistent basis, from the President to the primary electorate. The Republican Party's countless exposed sexual predators simply represent the party's view, which is that children should be molested.

the regret over not doing covid business loan fraud is bad enough, now I gotta regret not going to jan 6 too??

The main difference between an AI and a magic 8 ball is that the 8 ball will sometimes tell you something you don’t want to hear, and thus is more useful

Every single Spur is a flopper. They talked a big talk about playing ethical basketball but their supposed ethos didn't last a through a single playoff loss. A team with no redeeming qualities.

Spurs are gonna get swept by OKC

The refs call the game for Wemby like he’s a make-a-wish kid. Tv basketball gods do not like Wemby’s flopping ways

I feel like casting the most beautiful woman in the world as Helen of Troy is the correct way to go about it

Mad respect for whoever invented rocks. I’d like to shake his hand but he’s probably pretty old by now! Hope he’s enjoying his retirement

Big rocks are truly nature’s chairs

"Wow, you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice? Incredible. That's the first I'm hearing of it."

...all I'm saying is that BARB AND STAR MEET THE WOLF MAN should not be out of the question.

Talking comics with the homies. I went kinda rogue on this episode

A great conversation with the legend Jerry Ordway with a ton of insight into the Superman reboot and the triangle era.

Purgatory is where you go when you’re too based for Heaven but too cringe for Hell

I was suspended for three days for being “too funny”. Four strikes for a first offense! I defy anyone to find another funny post from me, it’s impossible

One for @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social

a Hondavirus outbreak would never happen at Toyotathon, I tell you what

Adam Silver wants more violence in the NBA

NBA ought to fine Mitch Johnson for his comments encouraging his players to commit violence last night

“The Elder Scrolls” is what they say about you when you’re on your phone!

If the NBA enforced their anti-flopping rules, the Oklahoma City Thunder would've gone 0-82 this season

If the NBA called techs for flopping like the rules say they should, SGA would never make it through a single game without getting tossed with two flopping techs