Man the great Bluesky outage of 2026 forced me to spend a little time on Threads and, boy howdy, things are bleak over there

So rude to offer to “pay in exposure.” People literally DIE from exposure

Calling Timberwolves Twolves (pronounced Two Elves)

Dillon Brooks can go to hell

McDonalds is selling Saja Boys merch? This isn't right. They are LITERALLY demons

Either they should suspend LaMelo for the first game of the playoffs OR they let him play but Bam is allowed to storm the court and smash him over the head with a steel chair at a time of Bam's choosing

They should make green mushrooms that grant you an extra life like in Super Mario but for real. People would pay good money for that

Lamelo Ball might be the dumbest basketball player I've ever seen

Amazon Prime really blowing it here. Technical difficulties making us miss the end of overtime for a playoff game? Not a good look

Lamelo Ball should've been ejected from this game

Food is one of my favorite things to eat

Screenwriting tip: sometimes it's okay to have a twist that most of the audience will see coming. It makes them feel smart! "I've outwitted those dumbass Hollywood screenwriters" they'll think while experiencing the exact emotions you want them to feel

Burning him at the stake for heresy is the moderate position

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

THIS Pope isn’t weak on crime!

BREAKING: Trump and Pope Leo to settle this in the ring

The Pope has his own personal ninja squad, right? Pretty sure I've seen them in a bunch of movies fighting demons and vampires and stuff. Trump shouldn't have messed with that guy

The jam turned out great

Let’s do a regime change just for fun

We could just remove him from office before he starts a war with us on one side and the entire world on the other. That's an option. We don't have to go to war with China

Hot take: green sauces are better than red sauces

This shit is insane

I missed this from @phineas.bsky.social when it originally came out but it sure feels relevant at the moment. Also, you can buy this as a print from the artist here: www.inprnt.com/gallery/phin...

I assume every politician is worse than a serial killer. Politicians shouldn’t have rights.

Loquat tree is popping off. Gonna try to make some loquat jam today

When a person loses 1 sense the others are heightened. That's why people who have no sense of humor have an amazing sense of self-importance.

Crimson Desert or Ghosts of Yotei? What should I play?

"The game is afoot?" With all due respect, Mr. Holmes, this isn't a fucking game. Someone just died, you asshole

I didn’t even know this existed but now I want it

Is Google working for anybody?

This whole Iran thing has been eerily reminiscent of the way the Suez Canal crisis definitely ended the UK's time as an imperial power, but of course this is so much worse

We've got to remove him from office immediately. No one this crazy has held this much power in the history of the world, ever. He is literally the most dangerous man who ever lived and every minute that goes by without removing him we are risking the extinction of the human species

Maybe the Torment Nexus 2 will be more user-friendly

How many legislators would have to die in freak accidents to get the numbers to a spot where impeachment is actually possible? Obviously I disapprove of freak accidents but at the same time, freak accidents happen

Congrats everybody we have two weeks to live

I was thinking about getting an Amex card and I find the different versions interesting Gold. What’s better than gold? Platinum. What’s better than Platinum? Purple.

Trump could really cement his legacy by being the first man to walk on the surface of the sun

Pretty wild “freedom of speech” we’ve got here where it’s literally illegal to say the one thing that could save the world

Is it pointless to go to the gym while on the verge of nuclear armageddon? What's the best way to spend your last day on earth? Probably eating junk food and playing Sleeping Dogs, right?

Sickeningly evil. Donald Trump must be impeached.  When will it be enough for my Republican colleagues to grow spines and remove him from office?

Even once he's gone, the US can never go back to what it was. We as a people are too stupid to concentrate so much power in one person or one place.

We could use a man like Jaime Lannister right now

The worst thing about the world ending today is that if it does, no one will get a chance to see Violent Night 2 (in theaters everywhere December 4th)

The flight from the USA to Mexico had free booze, but the flight back from Mexico to the USA didn’t even have booze for sale. Interesting

As is tradition, a page from my unmade sequel to PASSION OF THE CHRIST, PASSION OF THE CHRI2T

If you want revenge, then dig two graves. the first one is a practice grave to get a feel for it and the second is your main or "show grave"

This got a cheer that might end up being the loudest of the season at Target Field.

Just think about the nation-wide loss of productivity from all the man-hours wasted reacting to the constant stream of news about this idiot

Thrilled to announce that @joshmillerlite.bsky.social and I will be writing another video-game-to-film adaptation. One of the best-selling games of 1982, “E.T. The Extraterrestrial: The Game”! Finally audiences will be able enjoy the thrilling tale of E.T. on the big screen- for the first time!