you could probably capture our president by writing "nobel peace prize" on a pie plate and putting it under one of those boxes held up with a stick tied to a string

Sometimes I see everyone online dunking on somebody I've never heard of, and I'm always happy to never learn anything about that person That's none of my business

One of the most lopsided results you'll ever see in a poll, from our weekend Washington Post poll www.washingtonpost.com/politics/int...

What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids? Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.

How much do you think it would cost me to hire a full-time henchman?

If I were to get baritone guitar, which one should I get? #guitarsky

These Stranger Things kids are like “the world’s going to end in literal seconds unless we stop it- time to stop for some long heartfelt speeches and lengthy farewells before we do literally anything”

For the past year I've had the feeling that the Trump administration's primary goal is the creation of content, and I expanded upon it here in the wake of our excursion in Venezuela

Stop saying that all Schumer and Jeffries ever do is write strongly worded letters. Bullshit. They're not strongly worded at all.

MARTY SUPREME is a certified banger

They keep talking like we have conquered Venezuela but all we did was kidnap the president, right? The US does not hold any territory

Catching up on Stranger Things and its really remarkable that they expect us to remember anything from that weird backdoor pilot for a spinoff that they did back in season - what, 2? I thought we all agreed we were gonna pretend that episode never happened

The oil is barely worth extracting in the first place at current market prices. This administration is not just evil and stupid, they’re not even good at being greedy

The United States has become too big, too powerful, too malevolent. Once we get rid of him, it would probably be best to break the country up into several smaller, less powerful ones so that this doesn't just happen again

This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner

If it's legit for a country to invade and "arrest" another country's leader, then I have a suggestion

I just learned that famed child pornographer Elon Musk also makes cars?

Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...

He’s cheating on his cognitive tests, btw

WOW!!!!!!!

Parents should love their kids the way Bari Weiss and CBS loves America- with unconditional support even when they're doing something bad, like drinking bleach

Are Mario and Dr. Mario two different people? I think they are, right? But are they, like, identical cousins? Or is Dr. Mario just Mario but from alternate universe where he went to medical school instead of the plumbing academy?

Christmas and New Year's Day falling on Thursdays is actually the optimal situation for break-maxing

Talked some LEGION OF SUPERHEROES on a pod. It's DC's best franchise that they don't really know what to do with. The weird bug guy in the picture there is Gates, an under-appreciated hero who is constantly saving humanity despite finding us absolutely disgusting

Next week on DOES THIS COME IN CHROMIUM: Screenwriter @patcasey.bsky.social (SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, VIOLENT NIGHT) and I try our best not to flunk out of Legion Academy. (Spoiler alert: Pat graduates with honors while I have to go to summer school) Episode drops on 01/06/26

I feel like 2025 wasn’t really a great year for movies Do I only think that because none of my movies came out this year? Yes, that’s probably it

Hold the creators of AI responsible for all the vile shit their creations do Dr. Frankenstein was the monster

Trump was the mastermind behind 911. Was trying to steal the real estate and get the building contracts. He told me so while we were at adjacent urinals

The Alabama QB just committed several clear full-body false starts in an obvious attempt to draw defenders across the line. Why didn't the refs flag him?

One of the best American novels of all time

If we have to humor non-birthright citizen takes I think we can easily slide out “natural born means not conceived via IVF” to say he’s eligible, then let the voters decide

2025 has fallen. We all live under the bootheel of 2026 now Hopefully 2026 will find it in its heart to be kinder and less despotic

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

Okay there’s twenty minutes left in the year, time to look at my list of 2025 resolutions. Still time to bang a few of these out

Terrible news. 2026 continues to sweep across the country in an unprecedented assault. We make our final stand on the West Coast. God be with you, my friends

Okay I’ll bite. What’s Stranger Things?

Bad news from the front. 2026 has broken through the line. Regroup in Denver!

The East Coast has fallen to 2026. Now it’s up to the Midwest to hold the line

What are some good New Year's Eve movies? First ones that come to mind for me are - Strange Days - When Harry Met Sally

Saying goodbye to 2025 like…

issuing a preemptive moratorium on "next year can't be worse, right?" posting, we don't need to jinx ourselves already

The time between Christmas and New Years is the best time of the year and there should be more of it. Let’s add a couple more weeks in there

I'm excited for Nosferatu, but I'm even more excited for the movie next year where Nosferatu, the Northman , one of the guys from the lighthouse and The VVitch team up to acquire a series of powerful jewels

i was initially kind of skeptical about always using alt text for the very dumb reason that it sometimes means explaining a joke, which i hate to do. then i realized it's actually an opportunity to pepper in additional jokes

I won the championship in my only non-money fantasy football league, but ate shit real hard in all my leagues with a buy-in. That's called financial planning, baby

Puka Nacua with the greatest catch of all time

Bon, je lance "Gamebox 1.0". J'ai choisi ce film uniquement parce que Danielle FISHEL, l'actrice qui jouait Topanga dans "Incorrigible Cory", est au casting. Ce film a un site myspace. ça sent bon.