It’s almost like we didn’t think this through.

Today’s amazing thing:

Department of Noseland Security

"We are freeing Iran from religious fanatics". A prayer for Trump in the White House.

There's no reason for Iran to attack NATO nation Turkey—but a drone did. Iran denies sending it. There's no reason for Iran to attack a UK base in Cyprus—but a drone did. Iran denies sending it. Now Azerbaijan has been attacked. Iran denies involvement. I think this is Israel.

Wonder what costume Noem will wear for "shield of america" ?

Mullin is not even among the smarter people named Markwayne

What do you think Pokemon Go does with all of those scans of pokestops? No reason

See, told y'all...

I am now in my 55th year of being an imminent millionaire.

they renamed it the Department of War so it would be that much easier to just add “Crimes” at the end of it

Cartoon by Brendan Loper

Israel has healthcare.

The Federal Book Ban bill uses funding threats to pressure schools to remove books. Federal control over local policy - and federal control of reading, writing, and publishing - is unacceptable. Sign the petition to stop it. action.everylibrary.org/hr_7661 via @everylibrary.bsky.social

not enough bad people are covered in boils these days

I miss you..... No, not you. You're a moron

Museum Guide: So we keep all our best paintings here in this room Me: *way too loud* HALL OF FRAME Guide: *taking out tazer* Look away everybody

Hey did you fall from heaven? Because you look like an angle *Winks with both eyes*

me: if i had kids, i’d be such a helicopter mom you: you DO have kids me: WHAT

You can’t outrun the consequences of being stupid forever, but sometimes you don’t notice them, due to being stupid

If ayatollah you once, ayatollah you a thousand times

Iraqi sources claim foreign forces landed in the Najaf desert using 4-7 helicopters, Independent Arabia reported. An Iraqi convoy sent to investigate was struck, killing one soldier and wounding two. Unconfirmed, no visual evidence or official Iraqi response. #Iraq

Texas Criminalizes Contents of All Baggies

Heh

David Attenborough [whispering]: “As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

BREAKING: New York City reports the lowest levels of shootings, shooting victims, and murders ever recorded for the first two months of a year. Major crime is down nearly 8% citywide, burglary hit a record low, and retail theft dropped 25%

Folks, I'm actually feeling pretty good about this province right now 😍

“Middle powers have more power than many realize,” he argued. Carney gave the example of Europe, Australia, Canada, Japan and South Korea, saying that, combined, they have a larger GDP than the United States and three times the trade of China.“

[filling the coffee maker to 10 so i end up with 5.5 cups] i wish these things didn't all come in fahrenheit

Somehow she is still the most competent Trump world member.

The US showed its contempt with the world, international law, and UN by having Melania Trump, with no actual experience, lead the UN Security Council as the war of aggression against Iran continues to spiral out of control.

Poilievre is in Europe to discuss trade!!! First, he has no mandate to discuss anything on behalf of Canada-he's just an MP Second, this is the same guy who told his followers to buy crypto to inflation-proof themselves. Then crypto crashed & they lost money 🤦🏼‍♂️ #Cdnpoli www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

Or maybe the colluded with the administration? Just asking questions...

My grandson got his dad's phone again... Got a flurry of ~20 messages (he is 2 and doesn't stop until I send him a picture)

Politics of semantics 😏

HERE, KID, YOU’RE THE AYATOLLAH NOW

Politicians who can't answer the question "explain root user in an open source OS" should get 10000V DC needles inserted into their toenails should they try to sign any law about how operating systems should work.

Trump: “war can be fought forever”

Trump told us what he thinks of our soldiers and our efforts in Afghanistan. He can go fuck himself now. If Canada even gives this request a moment's thought, then Canadians need to be marching in the streets.

#Canada #Ontario #Quebec #BritishColumbia #Alberta #Saskatchewan #Manitoba #NovaScotia #NewBrunswick #PrinceEdwardIsland #Newfoundland #Labrador #Yukon #NorthwestTerritories #Nunavut One more reason to boycott US food.

At least 111 substances of unknown safety have been added to foods, drinks and supplements sold in the United States without alerting the US Food and Drug Administration, a new investigation found. www.cnn.com/2026/03/03/h...