it's not actually an honor to end up on the cover of Viziers Monthly. it shows your machinations aren't subtle enough

I can assure you that the coup by which Louis Bonaparte went from elected president of France to Emperor Napoleon III involved no tanks. But he did have the support of the trumpenproletariat

KEY: all three witnesses are being detained apart, and their story is consistent. They say that there were agents along the side of the vehicle but none in front. When you add the videos showing a lack of evidence of damage to the front despite ICE's ramming claim, ICE's story is falling apart.

Surprising to see noted female write Alice From Queens back someone like Platner.

Here's where this woman was killed. For the price of just some concrete and a little less free parking, she'd still be alive.

Video shows the moments before ICE shot a worker who lived for 35 years in the United States. It appears to show it was ICE attempting to initiate contact with his vehicle, not the worker attempting to "ram" ICE agents

The son of the man shot and killed by ICE: I am Ronaldo Salgado, the oldest son of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo. He should've been picking up the last of his guys before heading to finish up construction. Unbeknownst to all of us, my dad had been shot inside his van by ICE agents in unmarked cars.

“Sports teach you teamwork and character!” buddy tennis teaches you that you were born alone and you will die that way as well

This menu is as Appalachian as JD Vance

I assume there's a law that every Brit has to have either Piers or Corbyn in their name somewhere and will not be looking further into who this turducken of a person is.

I’m telling you guys, imagining Jesus as an adult of 33 years with a beard and a career and an FBI file while all the disciples are basically high school students waiting for Coach to tell them what to do and panicking the minute he’s gone has delighted me unreasonably and now it’s canon to me

"gusano" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey Hispanophobic tbh

An evil witch with a house made of beef jerky because she’s doing keto

Most people don’t realise South America is this big

They’ve said this about nearly everyone they’ve shot in a moving car, and they’ve lied nearly every time.

The IMF, every 10-15 years.

“Okay you were all right about this guy from the jump but have you considered that I’m still a better person than you are?”

I’d rather have a smooth groin than a smooth brain

I asked a Norwegian fan [wealthy enough to attend a] World Cup match how so many of their fans [wealthy enough to travel to the United States] can afford to spend the summer in America going to a bunch of expensive World Cup games, and I shit you not he just goes "Our [salaries are very high]."

Their most basic conviction is that being restricted by anything—even one’s own principles—is soy, gay, and effeminate

seeing more of a particular brand of aggro post lately ("if you weren't a coward you'd be doing xyz thing that would have you dead or in jail" from posters who appear to themselves neither be dead or in jail). could just be feds/bots/trolls trying to entrap people on here but a PSA just in case

is the prize belgium

Joshua Chamberlain was the first woke professor who indoctrinated about a thousand men into trans and DEI. Then with his social justice warriors, he cancelled 5,000 other men for their traditional, conservative beliefs rather than engaging them in debate. So much for the tolerant left!

There is a certain irony in an ethnic cleansing campaign that was built off of aging rural white supremacists kidnapping the people who are installing the fiber optic cable that makes it possible for them to continue engaging in the fever dream nazi slop that drives their white supremacist fervor

A former colleague invented this Reflecting Pool cocktail for his July 4th celebrations, and the really genius thing he did was include a bit of blueberry skin to honor the floating bits of American Flag Blue paint.

WAR DAD

*alan jackson voice* es la pausa de hidratición en algún lugar

I'm fine with the Estadio Azteca hosting World Cup matches, but they shouldn't use a round goal made of stone with an opening barely bigger than the ball. Just my opinion.

Every single thing about Clarence Thomas makes sense if you know his life story. Slate did a great job covering it: slate.com/podcasts/slo...

All that sounds real good, yeah

This is a pretty clear cut principle:

Happy Canada Day!

Literally everything about immigration and birthright citizenship is good for America and I’m tired of the bitching and moaning. Just shut your racist asses up already!

Hot take: Birth tourism is good you're enmeshing elites from all over the world in the American project so shut the fuck up about it

ME: So they made this musical about you, and it was a huge hit, but it was also kinda the death knell of American democracy? A sort of hip-hop threnody for the Republic. Oh wait, you don't know about rap! It's this-- RESURRECTED ALEXANDER HAMILTON: {not looking up from his kalshi trades} Yeah great

La Quinceañera de Rubi... vs. The National Mall

From sea to shining sea: fry it

really cannot be emphasized enough that the drafters of the birthright clause very much considered cases analogous to undocumented immigrants and *included them too*

He wouldn't have been able to run in 2024 under a law-abiding SCOTUS.

JUSTICE JACKSON KNOWS WHAT’S UP. Stealing the thunder from the birthright chapter of my in-progress book but I’ll take being able to cite the shit out of her concurrence as a consolation prize

In law, originalism is the principle that you should rule however you originally thought, without allowing pesky things like “evidence” or “precedent” or “words” to get in the way.

And nobody cares except us. I’m on like six unemployed black woman listservs, where everyone’s freaking out, and nobody’s like “I’m running on trying to get y’all jobs.” It’s like we’re being erased from American society.

*kisses fingers*

Yes, Congress should be able to do these things. A court this contemptuous of Congress deserves to be packed by Congress, not only to correct these disastrous precedents but also because Congress needs to show both Article II and Article III who’s boss.

Happy MAGA World Cup to all who celebrate! 👋