The cheese looks like a little man, standing on a box, trying to climb over the sandwich

fan footage of Dillon Brooks talking insane trash to KD, immediately getting his ankles broken

Had me dying. Clip via @alexgoldennba.bsky.social

There have been two 50-win teams in NBA history who also suffered at least 10 losses by 20+ points in a single season: 2024-25 Lakers (11) 2025-26 Lakers (11) (via OptaSports) #NBA

If I were Carl Bailey, this clip would play on a loop, projected on the side of my house 24/7/365

A few weeks ago, MSOffice took PowerBI, which I use often, out of the list of standard apps & put it in the "more apps" section. Today, after going to More Apps, I clicked the PowerBI icon when the screen flashed, moved it down, and put a huge Copilot link where it was, causing me to mis-click

A few years ago I was put in charge of an organization affiliated with our University that was losing ~$500k a year and told it must immediately break even. All I had to do was eliminate all the memberships and graft the former director received and it was generating a surplus with no new revenue

For National Beer Day

Netflix has a detective show where the main character is named Harry Hole. A massive corporation spent months developing, filming, and editing a show and everyone decided calling the guy Harry Hole was a good idea for a gritty drama

To continue the tradition of Michigan's best players on National Championship teams, Yaxel Lendebourg now must sleep with Sarah Palin

Hail to the Victor's, baby

Please. Please. Make your fucking free throws

Please make your fucking free throws

One more damn minute

2 more minutes

If anyone is interested..

If you're not going to hit any jumpers, at least you can nail your free throws

This opens in a few NY and LA theaters April 10 and then goes wider on the 17th.

You won’t anticipate to where this goes … Enjoy the dark humor

Markwayne pretends he won a secret MMA world championship, and claims he did secret missions for the military. These are the exact same bullshit stories Frank Dux told about himself. Dude is too lazy to make up his own lies, he has to steal from the Bloodsport guy.

Isaac Chotiner: You say the two cats who live in your house are "Jerks" and you don't care for them Me: Absolutely. They are the burdens of my life Chotiner: It seems you spent an hour searching for special food for them and paid more for it than you do even for your own food. Me: That's--Hold on,

Criterion is releasing a new restoration of Point Blank this month with a ton of special features and interviews. Very annoying since I just bought Point Blank a few months ago elsewhere, and would have held off if I had known.

yeah but i’m willing to bet the vaccinated person you sat next to is feeling just fine though

NASA sending whitey to the moon on Gil Scott Heron's birthday just seems perfect given that it is also April Fools Day

Lunch

US Soccer is a jobs program for people who couldn't succeed in any other professional sport, built to ensure that everyone has gainful, prestigious employment.

Always a pleasure to play the Islanders and remember Long Island Culture

Banging on this that batteries met up to 44% of demand on the CA grid yesterday, roughly equivalent to 6 hoover dams. Cheap batteries are powering the grid. www.linkedin.com/posts/nicola...

Among the many inaccuracies here, this is particularly funny coming from the guy selling "Trump Gold Cards" to allow rich folks to speed up the visa process for themselves

When I got back to my house with my lunch, Tennessee was up 16-14. Michigan outscored them 34-10 after that, so I will be eating Tickle Pickle for the Final 4.

Roddy Gayle suddenly deciding to be a good 3-point shooter in the 2nd weekend of the tournament is a nice surprise

The Sheriff Country / Fire Country Crossover Event should involve sheriffs spontaneously combusting or it isn't a real crossover

Today I ran 10 miles faster and with less pain than I have since last September, then went to dinner and watched my wife convince a filmmaker to go from filming 5 days in town to moving the entire 3-month shoot here, by putting the right people together. So now I'm gonna get high & watch a movie

If it was a dozen guys wearing tricorn hats and talking about teabagging, the NYT would devote months playing it up a a powerful movement

That is not even close

Gonna make the ACLU feel real old here, but: it was more than 40 years ago, my dudes.

Jaws is a movie about an alcoholic police chief who hallucinates a monster and winds up killing a bunch of people. Finally there is the science to back it up.

A tipster sent me the "Committed" AI graphic generator for Cal's Spring Game, which allows you to commit anyone to Cal

Kevin McGonigle is going to win 15 MVPS

Clay Bennett, owner of the 1979 and 2025 NBA Champion Oklahoma City Thunder.

Raul Rivera yelling outside Mamdani presser. Mamdani: “I want that man to be able to afford to keep living in NYC, because the day that I don't hear him yelling at me, it means he got priced out of this place.” “We need to make this a city where it's affordable enough to yell at your politicians.”

Fuck yeah if we use the moon to leapfrog it cuts the trip from 140,000,000 miles to 139,750,000.

Among Lee's myriad issues - traitor, terrible leader, strategically inept, etc., he was also such a dedicated slaver that he lost a battle in court - Confederate court, mind you! - to retain people as slaves that his deceased father-in-law had manumitted in his will.

Seriously? #NBA

Robert E. Lee got his ass beat at Gettysburg by a professor of rhetoric and oratory from Bowdoin College and generations of reactionary fantasists have died mad about it.

Going to try to watch a movie from my collection, not every day, but most days. Yesterday was The Player. Every bit as good, and relentlessly cynical, as I remember it. Day 2 is In the Mood for Love, Wong Kar Wi's masterpiece

Drop a movie that traumatized you as a kid (for me it was the aftermath of this scene, where the entire community abandons an orphaned child after watching his parents die)

I finally decided to catalog my physical film inventory, and I have 261 items, not counting whatever my kids currently have on loan and counting box sets as a single item (so the 26 Zatoichi films count as 1 item, the 5-film Cassevetes collection is one item, etc.)

Only a person who has never been in a fight would ask someone else a question like this.

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.