This is so accurate it causes me mild physical pain.

He seems to be constantly fighting 'wokeness' these days...

No offense, but if you've got a bird that's 12-14 lbs (judging by the pic) and hour more in a bag at 400 is gonna be jucier. But I won't knock the good rub-down on the bird. 9/10.

Fun fact: your dogs can’t read the calendar and you can tell them tomorrow is Thanksgiving too. You can give them turkey every day and they’ll never know you’re fibbing.

He is risen

I heard there was a Cohen song, And all the Christians got it wrong, But you don’t really get the meaning do ya? ‘Cause you see its about getting laid, It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith, But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”

Yo what’s up chat. It’s ya boy Sisyphus, back again with another Eternal Boulder Any% run. If you’re new here, smash that follow button like Zeus smashed my hopes and dreams.

some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops: Blue Diamond Bob's Red Mill Land O'Lakes Tillamook Welch's

Part 122 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd Victorian Prosthetic Arm, Europe, 1850s

who’s the fucken guy who names birds? i need a word

New: Google has chosen a side in Trump's mass deportation campaign. Google is hosting a CBP facial recognition app to hunt immigrants; no indication Google will remove. At same time Google takes down apps for reporting ICE sightings “Big tech has made their choice” www.404media.co/google-has-c...

Big moves from Fantasy Grounds! #TTRPG www.enworld.org/threads/fant...

One of my favorite songs continues to be the Bree Larson version of Metric's "Black Sheep" as heard in Edgar Wright's masterpiece vision of "Scott Pilgrim vs the World."

repost with an iconic fictional band

this is literally never not accurate

some years, Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day just completely sneaks up on you

I called them both! New Yorkers, so should you (To reach your state's senators, you can always go through the Capitol switchboard at 202-224-3121)

Personal/sappy: I grew up moving around. I didn't stay in the same area until I got into high school and it took me too long to learn how to make friends that last. I'm grateful for MMOs (esp CoH & The Cape) that taught me that lesson.

David E. Kelley (Ally McBeal, Boston Legal) could make this work.

I can't think of a better deterrent for me personally going into a Target. Don't look at me, don't fucking talk to me

Sometimes when people ask me why I’m wearing a mask I say I’m traveling or have some important thing soon and can’t afford to get sick and miss it and that’s pretty much always true but I think it would be nice if it were more normalized to just say “I don’t want to get sick” and leave it at that

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My god this is for real one of the most incredible speeches I’ve ever seen by an elected US politician: ‘And if there is any way to terrify a despot, it is to dismantle the very conditions that allowed him to accumulate power. This not only how we stop Trump, it’s how we stop the next one.’

everybody celebrate by donating money or food or time to your local food banks or food shares!! www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...

yes hahaha yes

make some noise is rebranding to the jamiroquai reeducation hour

Sketchy comms are OPEN! 🍒 At this time, slots are available for portrait and half-body options on Ko-Fi Shares appreciated! ❤

Sources confirm Optimus Prime, aging leader of the Autobots, recently fucked his back all up transforming from his truck form into his person form. paletteswap.site/dif...

You’ve probably heard but I have been federally indicted by Trump’s DOJ. We now have to cover the costs of a campaign *and* a legal battle to preserve our First Amendment rights. Help us win this fight by chipping in at katforillinois.com/legal

"If fashion is your trade then when you're naked I guess you must be unemployed, yeah?" - Pulp, Underwear

If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.

It's all hands on deck. I am shamelessly asking, one more time, for reposts and signal boost as this bird glides toward a landing in a few hours. It's gonna be a beautiful book, and there aren't going to be very many available afterwards! www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...

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Time to make out like a bandit and get breakfast

ok who did this? ☹️

On this day in 1991, Matthew Sweet released 'Girlfriend', a power-pop gem bursting with jangly guitars and heartbreak. Hooky, loud, and endlessly replayable — it’s the sound of love and loss turned all the way up.

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It’s going to take ages to pay all these people

Here is a block list for them bsky.app/profile/best...

This is a very good point about DHS. They direct harassment campaigns on Twitter using quote-tweets.

🧵I just called @govpritzker.illinois.gov's office again to express my horror & rage. I also called my State Senator @harmonil.bsky.social & State Rep Camille Lilly. If you're in IL, please call. Pritzker's offices: 217-782-6830 217-782-6831 312-814-2121 312-814-2122 Find your IL state electeds ⬇️

I hate how we all just assume SCOTUS is going to make the worst ruling they can. MAGA will not stop till they believe consequences are real & its too much impact of their daily lives. We have to make it painful for them wherever they go, cause a scene whenever they appear. Make their lives hell.

Are they killing more people than what they claim "illegals" murder? I have noticed they have zero interest in going after actual MS 13 members, they might shoot back. Its also be noticed the agents avoid anyone legally carrying for fear of their own lives. Black Panthers may have had it right.

How Much D&D Stuff Is There Anyway? Part 4: Novels #ttrpg #dnd

On this day in 1984, The Pogues released their debut album 'Red Roses for Me' – a raucous blend of punk spirit and Irish tradition that lit the fuse for a new era of folk rebellion.

Not kidding when I say it appears they were trying to brainstorm what the opposite of "no taxation without representation" would be and this clunky dogshit is the best they could come up with

For a group to play Monsterhearts, the players have to accept that the Turn Someone On move will as likely as not make their characters feel attraction to more than one gender. It requires Bi-in.

What The Hell Is Going On, a thread: I’ve seen some thinkpieces and posts about Portland protests that fail to understand the long-term hyperspecificity of Portland culture/humor, and frame it as a sort of shitposting meme-pilled ironic thing. Which is wrong. So I’m gonna give you my breakdown.

ICE agents blocked ambulance from transferring an injured protester to the hospital, even going as far as to threaten to arrest and shoot the driver. This crosses so many lines. EMS and first responders need to be free to help whoever needs it. Delays cost lives.