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I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

Here's to a sweet, caring, and contemplative Rosh Hashanah, and wishing everyone a beautiful holiday season. May you ask forgiveness, forgive others, and be inscribed in the book of life as we make our journey around the sun again.

Feel bad for the religious studies faculty at my university who are having to make “no, the rapture isn’t a thing” posts on a Monday night

This is Biggie. He can't believe this was your pick for movie night. Gonna need a cartoon before bed so he doesn't have nightmares. 14/10 (TT: x_gzm0714)

Well it took sitting W down at the table and watching him til he was done but he’s finished the Common App

Here are my top 10 fall dogs!

Went for a walk on the (way too warm) first day of fall and crunched some (dead from drought) leaves

Love that my running shoes and hiking shoes are dying just as we need to pay for an MRI, multiple fillings, and W’s cap and gown

Are they blaming Tylenol or taking it off the shelves? Cause I’m not supposed to take ibuprofin so I need to know if I should stock up

You really can hear in the way they talk that they don’t really think of women as people.

so far I've seen the governors of Colorado and Illinois quote Nemik's manifesto. Any others?

Never mind

BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel will return to air on Tuesday, September 23, according to The Walt Disney Company.

u know what 2 do.

Ten years after countries promised to cut climate pollution in the Paris Agreement, countries plan to produce more than twice the amount of fossil fuels that would be consistent with that deal. n.pr/46sDnvh

"When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton." Happy Hobbit Day, and happy birthday Bilbo and Frodo! #LOTR

This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)

I couldn’t do any office moving last week cause of my back but I got a few shelves moved over today

Absolutely terrible, terrible news. Trinity University has announced that Trinity University Press will close at the end of the fiscal year--described by one author as a "South Texas outlet for stories and culture" for which there is no replacement frankly. Awful. www.tpr.org/arts-culture...

Possibly the worst sentence I've ever read in a mission statement for AI: "We believe that artificial intelligence, when implemented ethically and intentionally, is not a replacement for teachers but a tool to rehumanize education."

Wearing their trousers rolled, comforted after chapel, finding solace after lecture 😂

Today is #HobbitDay because both Bilbo and Frodo Baggins were born on September 22nd. Normally we'd shire a hobbit pun or two but it might just feel like a tolkien gesture and we don't want to embarrass our elves. Anyway come and boromir #Tolkien books.

What movie do you consider perfect?

I knew it!

While riding around the neighborhood I saw a gray cat that looks exactly like Belle. All gray cats look alike but it’s still jarring to see a doppelganger cat

Giant Spider Invasion director and Wisconsin’s own Bill Rebane is filming new footage to be added 50 YEARS LATER. Reanimated Alan Hale Jr.?

It’s Earth, Wind & Fire Day!

𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝗜𝗧𝗧 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝗻 #𝗞𝗶𝗴𝗮𝗹𝗶𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟱! Tremendous ride from Remco Evenepoel, who gets his third consecutive 🥇

Are they still going to arrest Sally Rooney?

UK recognises Palestine as an independent state

Both the Sudanese military and RSF have committed unimaginable crimes in this war. Behind the RSF is the backing of the UAE. I wonder how many people who fly their fancy airline and see their sports endorsements, cool cities, etc, have any clue how deep into war-crimes-in-Sudan UAE is.

This was good fall horror fun

There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.

Sneakers is delightful! Not sure how I didn’t see it when it was released. And wow it gets so many things right

Now that we have internet again it’s time to finish watching Sneakers

Cookout milkshake cup

Like, if the president of the United States is sending DMs to cabinet members over Truth Social and just kinda hoping a social media platform built on top of a Mastodon fork is gonna keep it all secure from foreign enemies, I mean…what?

I went for a bike ride

Belgian journalist denied entry to Rwanda to report on Road World Championships – "The Rwandan government has forbidden the airline from letting me on the plane." escapecollective.com/belgian-jour...

🔥🔥🔥🔥 🎥 josielori

’Tis thought, my lord, that you took bribes

You Should Go For A Bike Ride:

More than that. "The FBI ***recorded*** Tom Homan taking the money "after indicating he could help the agents — who were posing as business executives — win government contracts in a second Trump administration."

Getting up at 6am on a Saturday means I am entitled to a nap

India is the top country of birth for H-1B workers. 73% of H-1B workers approved in fiscal 2023 were born in India. China is the second-most common birthplace, accounting for 12% of H-1B workers approved in 2023. No other birthplace accounted for even 2% of H-1B workers approved in 2023.

There are 730,000 people in the US on H1B visas. This is what many of them are thinking right now.

i think it's a very bad idea to keep blowing up civilian boats. sorry if this offends

Today’s XC race in Charlotte has 4000 runners (so prob 12,000 people here) from several states and vendors and food trucks and it is bananas. And some team calls themselves the War Eagles!