The Cape Verde goalkeeper is crazy good.

An entire world focusing their hopes and prayers and good thoughts on Cabo Verde.

E is taking the trash cans down the driveway at 10:20pm because it’s finally down to 83 degrees. 🥵

*the coolest shit you've ever seen* FIFA Ref: ...offsides

Also, I’m sorry, but the red and white kits the Croatian fans are wearing is just giving Shoney’s vibes. 🤣

The screams and then cursing that just occurred in this house.

Also, all the Tim Ream haters can suck it.

“Call THAT offsides, motherfucker!!!” — @xwordy

That guy’s soccer ball mask was creepy af.

Four Supreme Court justices supported that red card 😔

BULLSHIT CALL

The cell phone lot at the Charlotte airport is way too damn small.

Yes. Yes it is.

Ah, the US: where we decide who gets rights on land we stole from people whose rights we ignore, while telling other people that they're not allowed voting rights because it's not fair to their oppressors, and protecting girls from trans people by having creepy men inspect their genitals.

And my relative who recently attempted suicide 2x in 3 weeks was sent home after 10 days. I know congress/rich people get all the perks, but I still don’t believe this.

👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

I hate when a game like this has to be decided by PKs!

If you are going to keep peeves as pets, please rescue rather than using a peeve mill (aka “social media”)

The only World Cup penalty shootout you need to see today.

NPR host just referred to 90s sitcoms as “before the turn of the century” and I really didn’t need that violence today…

THEY’RE BACK!!!!!!!!! 😍🤤 (IYKYK. And if you don’t, hie thee to MdDonalds asap!)

Me: time to go get lunch Mother Nature: How hungry are you? *sudden downpour * Me: …I’ll wait?

The YT algorithm has been very kind to me today. So if anyone else needs a laugh? First Sesame Street outtakes from jim henson and Frank Oz: https://youtu.be/0R1RpwF6etU?is=dTZqB7Lt1xVpYG4B

This is an absolute bullseye 🎯💯🔥 Source: www.instagram.com/p/DZ3GzC-Sdk...

Alive. He was a wonderful dad growing up. Since I’ve been an adult…not so much. But we’re kinda starting over and I’m trying not to get my hopes up but so far, so good…

Got to spend Father’s Day with my dad for the first time in 20ish years. Still getting used to having him in my life again, but this was nice.

WHYYY am I having to explain to my otherwise smart 22 year old that am is morning and pm is evening?!?!?🤦🏻‍♀️

And even if they did, those cards don’t work for middle-aged people getting cards for elderly fathers? And while we’re at it, a fuckton of people have stepfathers that they don’t call “Dad”?!

If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed

Oy! Watch this.

This is... I mean, just read it. Whether you like football or not.

It ended much better thanks to @xwordy.bsky.social and E. Here’s to turning 53!

Today isn’t going to crack my Top 3 Worst Birthdays list, but it sure as fuck isn’t one of the better ones.

I’m my mom’s only kid so yes. 😁 My dad moved back here a couple months ago after his wife died instead of staying near his stepkids so…I guess so? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Well. 😳

The only World Cup footage you need to see today. 📹: YouTube Rudy Janssens

Coffee Also bananas, pineapple, carrots, sweet potatoes, I could keep going…

yall this thread is everything good in this world 🐝

I DGAF about celebs in the stands show me the damn game please

Paraguay’s national anthem sounds way better than ours.

Attention academic #LibrarySky from the Southeast! SACS is considering a revision to their standards that reduces libraries to basically an afterthought. They are taking comments on the new standards until June 19. 📚https://sacscoc.welcomesyourfeedback.com/s/omv27f

The Texas GOP just brought an elephant into the convention hall and it apparently pissed all over the place

A German court has ruled that Google is responsible for misinformation in its AI summaries.

We don’t usually see each other‘s headers. Here’s mine. (Quote post with yours, if you want to and if I’m not so late you haven’t already…)

Just need everyone to know that the Belgium men's soccer team has new jerseys based on the art of Rene Magritte and this is the official photo shoot

Their…their jerseys are SPARKLY?!?!?!

Re: the pre-game intro thing in Vegas…what the fuck did I just watch?

they came for dolly. we ride at dawn.

I love how my uni posts a new administrative hire on facebook before it emails faculty and staff. 🙄