Notice: If you are an environmentalist or environmental organization using AI to generate a "Happy Earth Day" graphics, I will be billing you for injuries I receive as a result of how hard I am side-eyeing you.

Affordable college.

“You look normal, but I know inside you’re really not.” -my college drama teacher

This looks like they hired Christopher Nolan to do a dark, gritty remake of the Dawn dish soap commercials. #NHL #Playoffs #Ducks #Oilers

I need a good (bad) misinfo-based social media post for students to evaluate on their final exam. So I am off to dig through my brother in law’s FB posts. Pray for me. 😳 @xwordy.bsky.social

Ok bat dogs are cool but the Charlotte Checkers have a biscuit dog who delivers the first puck to the ice. 😍

Are the Hornets even on the court? 😡🤯

Great piece by @blackgirlnerds.bsky.social on the women who helped Rock the Eridian engineer come to life in "Project Hail Mary." blackgirlnerds.com/the-women-mo...

Because you're all in hell now

Doing a quick update to the slides for tomorrow’s class about AI because Google’s AI preview just gave me this gem (you’ll know when you see it):

@davebrarian.bsky.social you will find this page relevant to your interests

He’s seriously fucking mansplaining theology to the POPE.

The ACLU has a petition against Meta's pervy peepers. www.aclu.org/metaspywear

Re last reskeet: JFCOAFPS!!!!!!!! 😳😳😳🤬🤬🤬

Thread on the horrific use of AI by Target to arrest people in the self checkout lanes

“Oh thank God, misspellings!” isn’t a thought I ever expected to have while grading papers, but here we are. *long sigh* (Pretty sure this is the first non-AI one. I’m gonna have to do something different next semester.)

Name four non-person things that make your life livable: My job Cats Coke Zero Chocolate

I have a box in my freezer right now.

Pope Leo XIV was seen spinning a basketball on his finger in Saint Peter's Square during a visit from the US exhibition basketball crew, the Harlem Globetrotters. One of the players helped the pontiff with the classic trick in front of a cheering crowd.

Apparently my example of a bad Wikipedia page that I use for class has been cleaned up an improved. Anyone got an example of a less-than-stellar Wikipedia article? TIA! 📚

Stolen from a friend

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Dear YouTube: Yes, I’ve been watching this feed for a long time. No I don’t want to take a break. Fuck off. #Artemis

Some products are having a better time on the Artemis II mission than others.

Y’all. This sunset today.

The Artemis coverage is a nice distraction from the fact that I am ADDRESSING E’s COLLEGE GRADUATION INVITATIONS 😭

Just once, I want one of the updates about Artemis’s toilet to be “shitter’s full!”

The Artemis 2 crew name a new crater on the moon after Reid Wiseman's wife Carroll. One of the most beautiful videos you’ll ever see 🥹

“What are you doing?” Not much just listening to PEOPLE IN SPACE DESCRIBING WHAT THEY ARE SEEING ON THE MOON HOLY SHIT!!!! ❤️

A message from the late Jim Lovell, recorded in 2025 in anticipation of this moment. "Welcome to my old neighborhood..." and I just beamed from ear to hear when he said that famous line, "Good luck and godspeed from all of us down here, on the good Earth."

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The Trump administration is an enemy of cultural heritage. It is an enemy of human civilization.

1 Fast 1 Furious

Chaco National Historical Park needs your help (by Monday)!!! 🧵

The bat dog is the BESTEST GIRL!!!

Local minor league team is up 9-0 this inning and opposing team is on their 2nd pitcher. It’s the bottom of the 1st with 1 out. @thetattooedprof.bsky.social you went to the wrong night!!! 😳🤣

Untranslated headlines in German are much clearer than New York Times headlines in English

Oh look, more bad news about AI tools. The more we dig into these things the more we discover garbage like this. www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...

Orange Fartface Trumpy, Bondi, Rubio & all the other asshats who support & voted for these delusional traitors:

Solidarity to all of Gen X collectively revisiting our Challenger trauma this evening.

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Astronaut launches will NEVER stop being amazing to me. 🥹

Jamie would like for you all to know that he is the most pitiful, unloved cat in the world because he is not being allowed outside at bedtime.

There is not enough beer in the world to drown that basketball game.

reopening the thing that was only closed because of the dumb war is now a top priority of the dumb war, follow me for more world-class military strategy

Nope Nope #NoKings #Michigan