Ice melts in hell

my joke about vance is still making the right-wing rounds. they are furious about this! the worst thing ever said by a human being, apparently.

Minor bench press pr this am

Sowwy, the rules say you can't hurt my feewings!

"We have to do ethnic cleansing to protect US jobs!" (5 minutes later) "We have to accept mass US job loss in order to protect our campaign of ethnic cleansing!"

Italians, your white card has been revoked. Stefani Germanotta is a perfidious latin

As is tradition: youtu.be/A8WIBv3erj8?...

Completely memory holed this and need to make it my personality again

Chest day

A large CAVA bag stuffed with what it says is $50,000 for White House Border Czar Tom Homan. It’s been reported Homan took bribery money when he was recorded by the FBI accepting a bag full of $50,000 in cash. “ICE GTFO OF MN” Minneapolis February 4, 2026

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to wake up at 5 am and don 30 lbs of tactical gear you bought off amazon to sit in a chevy tahoe in the parking lot of the elementary school where you kidnapped a five year old kid to intimidate his teachers. good luck soldier

If you're wondering just how far right the GOP is in Tarrant County, where Taylor Rehmet just pulled off a stunning upset, here is the type of stuff that the party's (now former) chairman posts on a daily basis with almost zero backlash from others in the party.

Stunning outcome in Texas last night that's got Republicans in a panic: In a special election for a solidly red Texas state senate district, Democrat Taylor Rehmet beat the Republican by 15 points. Trump won the district by 17 points

"These brave CBP agents were..." Vance shook his head ruefully "...forced the eat some neighborhood pets to stay alive."

[ungrateful] trump is not sending his best [enlightened] there was one DHS agent in minnesota too drunk to fuck a child

A Democratic Party that reflected the values of its base would put this into its national platform: "Anyone who supports funding DHS and ICE is supporting the murder of Americans."

"Must remain in seats for entirety of film" like it's a haunted house that gives you $50 if you make it all the way through without screaming

We invaded France and no one will sell us a croissant. It’s very hard on the men.

Icy arm day

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.

Toughest congressperson in America rears back for a punch, and refuses to cut short townhall, after asshole sprays her with something.

This is the worst punishment you can give these guys. Astonishing downfall.

[stares directly into the camera]

someone in a nail polish subreddit created a shade that matches the one in this photo and is selling it on etsy so she can afford to buy her boyfriend a bulletproof vest to wear while doing ICE watch at home depot. we live in hell but we are going to fucking win.

i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET

I’m completely fed up with elected Representatives saying shit like, “Republicans will tell you behind closed doors that they don’t agree with what ICE is doing”. Playtime is over. Professional courtesy no longer exists. Name them, record them, and make it public.

@markwarner.bsky.social @kaine.senate.gov we don't want any funds going to ICE for any reason. This isn't about a lack of training, it's about an excess of cruelty and hatred. We need to stop funding these lawless murderers and start prosecuting them.

We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.

Do you know how hard it is to get cops to seemingly side with people shot by a bunch of officers

Initial report is that two observers got into a shoving match with eight agents, one observer was wrestled to the ground, and then an ICE agent pulled out a sidearm and shot the man on the ground five times.

“Our greatest metric of success is not just the size of the gross domestic product or highs in the stock market. It is the strength of the American family.” Oh fuck a recession is DEFINITELY coming.

If every Democrat voted NO on funding ICE, it would not have passed the House. But, 7 House Democrats voted to fund Trump's lawless, masked goons, so it passed. Hakeem Jeffries refused to whip his members to vote against ICE funding. Genuinely unforgivable.

lol

Retraining and body cams I say like a fucking dolt

Every Stephen Miller tantrum and DHS recruitment ad speaks in these existential terms about "defending your culture" to elide the fact that they need people with the courage to wear a mask while interrogating a sixth grader

the president is absolutely crushing it at this press conference. i am on the edge of seat waiting to find out if his mommy loved him very much because of how good he was at little league baseball which was played in the park outside of an insane asylum. i wonder if we’re invading greenland.

I can’t go to the grocery store alone right now because ICE is racially profiling and abducting people who aren’t white

There goes my idea to sell baby parts at a church protest

Any one of these daily atrocities should result in a full congressional investigation and a disbanding of the agency. The fact that it’s all just shrugged off by those with the power to stop it is a national disgrace.

The images and stories coming out of Minneapolis are extraordinary. We can't say we did not know what was happening. Lots of people are putting their bodies on the line to make sure we do.

@kaine.senate.gov @markwarner.bsky.social listen up chucklefucks

Minneapolis residents are painting tunnels onto brick walls and ICE agents are running into them. This is not funny.

You assholes put Rümeysa Öztürk in an unmarked van for writing a milquetoast op-ed

Murdering a wife and mother. Abducting a baby and giving it a bruise on the cheek. Flashbanging a car full of kids, including a 6 month old. They better fucking hope we only stop at “Abolish ICE”

We are heading way passed recession territory arent we

QR codes for ICE is hilarious, like they’re a restaurant menu that shoots people in the face.