I need them

Snow day! Working on website stuff.

2026 energy is treating cruel people like toddlers throwing a tantrum: “What’s the matter? That’s not a nice thing to say. Are you hungry? Want something to drink? Did you have a bad nap?”

Forgive me for being that guy, but if it's Downton Abbey, surely the closet was lead crystal :)

Me: I binge watched the entire first season of Downton Abbey when it aired on Netflix My gay bestie: THE CLOSET WAS GLASS

My red flag is that I’d want to pet it and cuddle it and kiss it and take it home because I’d explain that it will not attack me

I mean. You “can” eat the Brie rind. Don’t, but you can.

Jubilee every battle

Take a break. Drink some water. Watch your favorite tv show. Kiss someone who will kiss you back.

Alchemist ghosts punching the air rn

Alchemist ghosts punching the air right now

EXPLODING TREE RISK FRIDAY

Cold brew and antique shopping!

There’s nothing like a hot Cajun meal on a freezing day.

I saw that a vintage influencer was banned from several vintage shops HOW DO YOU GET BANNED FROM VINTAGE SHOPS

Then don’t send me another email begging for money. Get it from Bezos.

“I envy the people you haven’t met” is… one of the best insults that I’ve ever heard

I retract what I said about Shoebills, they are adorable murderbirds

Dana Scully will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

“The music is avant garde and experimental” The music:

I feel like early 2010s music was someone figuring out how to play a synth keyboard while someone who can sing wants everyone to know they can sing but they’re also like three drinks in

With things on fire it’s nice to know that crawfish season is almost here

Tomorrow is National Bagel Day, so if you would like to honor me by sending me bagels or bagel monies, this is your advance notice. Thank you, you're my everything (bagel)

Whewwww busy morning

Me since I got back to the office

I need so much coffee

Animorphs 5 was the only cover that I was asked to redo. The original cover had Marco morphing into a gorilla. I redid it with him morphing into a lobster. This is the first time I have ever posted the full flipbook. You can buy a signed print here: www.etsy.com/listing/888129842

I did flipbooks for all of the Animorphs covers I did, but they appeared in black and white and very small, so I am posting them here so you can see them large and in color. No AI here--just Elastic Reality and painting. You can buy a signed print of this cover here: www.etsy.com/listing/798775628

Attention Bluesky elders: The artist behind the ANIMORPHS covers is here!

A$AP Rocky’s new song is so good

Listen if the X-Men are going to be killed in Doomsday that’s like the 400th time they’ve done it in movies and I don’t think I’ll want to see the movie.

The first week back from vacation is a long one

I don’t know if we can blame the eduction crisis for… all of this *motions*

Hot take You should chase at least one waterfall

People who are saying Stranger Things isn’t over don’t remember that there was a dedicated group of people who were so angry at LOST’s season finale that they said that it wasn’t the last episode. They also said the creators were making a movie to fix it for like two years after the show ended.

He’s retiring after this so he can tend his vineyards

Looksmaxxing is out. Derpmaxxing is in

Hey you. You’re hot and cool.

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No one is sick of pizza. We’re sick of bad pizza.

Good morning!

There are a lot of people unqualified for their current positions right now so like… believe in yourself because you’re absolutely qualified. Have as much confidence in yourself as a tourist petting a tiger because “it will like their vibe”

Happy New Year! 🎊🥂 It is time to cast our eyes forward. protocolsforpublishers.com/how-web-publ...

Crawfish pasta! I was going to use fettuccini but realized that I ran out sooo I substituted regular (gluten free) spaghetti. And I doubled the crawfish. #homecooking #cajuninspired #料理記録

Shout out to Freeza hyping up his gaggle of space gays as the fiercest fighting force in the universe.

A candle warmer but for queso

This is the energy I’m bringing into 2026

Ah yes living in South Carolina and our friends in GANADA