Are those two movie ladies ok they keep trying to twin speak

Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday

I tried to make a peppermint mocha but I ate the peppermint stick

If you see this, QTP with a male character you love!

I did not care for House of M

I hate to say it, but Wal Mart has been my go to for groceries because they have gluten free stuff at an affordable price when the local supermarket chains not only cut their gluten free inventory in half, they jacked up the prices like crazy. And gluten free food is already expensive!

Putting leaves next to the toilet paper so guests have a choice.

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Kinda nervous about household smart devices. What if the bathroom scale tells the fridge to lock me out?

My addiction to jalapeno potato chips cannot be overstated.

When people see my non-meme posts

this is what happens when boomers are exposed to bisexual lightning

anne of green gables would have been a much better book if she possessed the demonic strength of a pippi longstocking

BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!

hitting the benadryl real hard over in france

me showing my wife the skeet I made today that people liked

Why is the sandwich so tiny

North Carolina is the GOAT, they can be terrifying and they put it to good use

Polaris appreciation post.

“Your favorite celebrity is on the list” I can assure you that Jubilee and Polaris are not on the list.

Devs at Cloudflare rn

I need fudge

Listen what if I really do want a big popcorn tin with Thomas Kincaid cottages on it while I was a dumb movie

It’s holiday season so I am eating peppermint every day

Erase and rewiiiind

Drop some ANIMATION

Take a guess. 💭 In 2025, which country delivered the most GitHub open source contributors? • Brazil • Germany • India • United States

A fall walk around Swan Lake. #photography

Morning! I took more fall photos over the weekend. #photography

First photos of Link and Zelda in The Legend of Zelda live-action movie released www.vooks.net/first-photos...

“Do it again, do it again!” 🦆

I look like I flew out of a dumpster in the middle of a hurricane so no cute coffee selfie this morning

I made crawfish jambalaya!

“Queer people need to be more friendly and why don’t I have more queer friends” -people who will not speak to you if you reach out to them

First look at Anne Hathaway as Odysseus’ wife Penelope and Mia Goth as Melantho in Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ (via Empire Magazine)

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Send me your favorite starter packs and I’ll share the SFW ones

SDO AIA 193 Å imagery beside GOES X-rays showing the first CME due to the minor M-flare followed by the wide coronal EUV wave (shockwave) due to the X4 event. This CME may produce a glancing impact at Earth around 12 UT on Nov 16 based on preliminary modeling.

Remember Friendster

Hi5 was an early social platform, launched in 2003. Americans mostly ignored it. Big in Latin America & Southeast Asia with tens of millions of users at its peak, today it’s mostly social games & dating. Check out your favorite websites with the #WaybackMachine: web.archive.org 🧵 #Wayback1T

@dambold.bsky.social Hi there Mike, mug is still going strong- glad to find you off the hellsite!

This would only be ethical if the creators, crew and actors of the original content were given residuals.

I put my human suit on one tentacle at a time, just like everybody else