I’ll bet Gerald the Dolphin pays for healthcare and a healthy 401k

"Jennifer Schuessler has meticulously documented the destruction since the beginning... But there’s something about seeing a callow young man blank out when asked why he destroyed so much that really brings home the mindless destruction of this campaign." www.lawandchaospod.com/p/doge-bros-...

New film poster for ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2.’ Out May 1st.

Add a letter, ruin a song I wanna lance with somebody

If you’re a normal person and are not aware of the rightwing online brainrot phenomenon of categorizing men in a hierarchy based on Greek letters this just looks like the NRSC randomly posting a handsome pic of their opponent

the moby dick guy should have set more realistic goals for himself.

hey chat settle an argument between me and the old sea witch i'm currently staying with: am i ever escaping her watery prison?

Two hours of jams. Come on in and spin some songs if you like, or just listen and chat, or just listen, or just, or

There’s a difference between not being attracted and saying “no fatties”

Oh the fat shaming is so so so bad in the queer community. It’s not even elementary school levels, it’s worse.

NUKEMAP has been experiencing "elevated" usage since the beginning of the Iran war (unsurprisingly). Not yet at the levels seen at the beginning of the Ukraine war in 2022, thankfully (see second image). Servers should hold up much better, though, than they did in 2022...

It’s been a long day Heidi

Victorian Children were hardier than modern kids because this is what was given to them as “medicine”

So I saw a recipe of Diet Coke chicken and I’m sad I can read rn

Mmm good product

This is how I access BlueSky.

This is how I access BlueSky

Load bearing 1990s song

This is how I access BlueSky

happy international women's day to all my international women

happy daylight savings

UNPROMPTED!

I had an idea. How about nader tots?

How I wanna be held. 🥹

As someone from Oklahoma yall better get the popcorn for Mar Kwaynemullin

I’m kind of loving all the other restaurant CEOs riffing on Mickey D’s

Random thought but I feel like the 90s were better in almost every way

“The green lantern suit wasn’t a real suit” Yes it was in the silver age Read comics

“A moveable feast!” But it’s me digging into two pounds of crawfish

If someone does not pay your bills they do not need to understand you.

Can we finally say stuff about him now

Vibes

Needless to say I decided to stop interviewing webcomic artists quickly.

Another webcomic creator was rude AF, treated me like absolute trash when I asked questions of them like let us know what your comic is about and she freaked like I had read her comic (I was a big fan, and that was the reason I asked if she wanted to be interviewed)

One dude nearly screamed at me about global warming and like he went above and beyond (of course climate change is real) but he acted like I didn’t believe in it (I DO, I still have the recordings) but he decided he was going to yell at me anyway for two hours.

I’m moving to the mountains and I don’t care which mountains

I heard the phrase “some people don’t know how to act” and like, yeah. It’s true.

I had a podcast but it was about literature and webcomics and later design but that was in the early aughts and I quit early cuz some people I interviewed just wanted to yell about stuff

Aging is not a failure. You’re literally outliving hundreds of previous generations who died by infections from a cut on the hand and sabertooth tigers.

And to wrap it up today, details on the new M5 MacBook Air: www.macstories.net/news/apple-r...

Goood morning

Every Monday night at 9:30p a group of us hit play on an episode of The X-Files and chat along together. It's a lot of fun and next week we're up to "Providence" in Season 9. All are welcome to join!! #XFilesLive

I CACKLED at this sketch

there goes my heart!! i need more photos of the hug asap !! #hudcon #snl

Connor Storrie hosted SNL last night, and Hudson Williams turned up. Two actors from a queer show have become huge stars in two months. I feel bad for how much I’m focusing on this, as a distraction from the horrors. But if I look at this, and only this, for just a brief second, things feel OK.

it fucken WIMDY