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AI is going to run the world!

Hi. I'm Troy McClure. Welcome to War For Oil. Tonight's episode- Venezuela.

Its kinda cute how some people still think that catching members of this administration in a lie means anything.

The difference between cats and dogs.

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Already?

Exactly. 2026 has been exhausting, so far.

Question for my cpap users. Have you heard of mouth tape to keep your mouth closed at night? Does it work? I've recently had to start wearing a chin strap because I'm opening my mouth at night and it dries my mouth out like a desert. It's not just ugly, it's itchy. I'm so pretty in bed.

What a shitty Monday. My new tablet I got for Christmas crapped out. Had an awful dinner at a popular sushi restaurant. Bob notified me tonight we had to fill out 8 pages of info before we meet with lawyer tomorrow to refresh our wills. I've now started obsessing about death. 😪

@tlbtim.bsky.social @tlbjames.bsky.social The Main Event came on XM The Blend tonight and a laughed and thought of you two.

This is so gay: When I was 8, I wanted to ride a broom like Samantha on Bewitched so I stuck a broom between my legs and jumped down a flight of stairs. Broke my arm.

I know this is true.

Always...

Her face! 😂😂😂😂😂

Some of us know you in person, you know. 😂

The hardest part of watching football is having to listen to the announcers talk nonstop through the game.

Me too, Cheesecake.

I didn't make any. I know myself too well.

Every year when I'm taking down Christmas decorations, I have the urge to throw it all away and start over next year. Then I decide I like my decorations too much and promise not to put all of them out next year. Then next year I'll spend 3 days putting them all out.

I wish I was someone who could wake up energized and ready to take on the day. Instead I wake up and can't get going for 3 or 4 hours. I've wasted half my Sunday, already.

Everyone driving to work on Monday.

We just watched the Jodi Hildebrandt documentary on Netflix. I probably don't need to tell you, but if someone tells you God speaks to them, or through them, or they're a prophet sent by God, run away. These people do not have your best interests at heart.

Me: I'm so excited for 2026! It's going to be a good year of change. 2026 so far:

Something's bothering me and it shouldn't because its not my business and its not hurting anyone. One of my friends has decided she's English. She's almost 60, born and raised in a small town in SC and has a light southern accent. But, Downton Abbey convinced her she's English.

My skin crawled.

😂😂😂 It's true!

Some country needs to do to us what we just did to Venezuela.

We watched Bugonia with Emma Stone and Jesse Plemmons tonight. I liked it. Bob hated it.

Usually I leave Christmas decorations up until after the first week in January but I'm ready to put it all away. Christmas and New Year was great but it feels so over. Guess I'll do that tomorrow.

Sister: Stop! Quit making faces and let me take a serious picture of you! Me:

We drove home from Raleigh today. About halfway home Bob asked if I needed to stop and get gas. I said "No, I just want to get home." My tank is now reading I have 9 miles before empty, but I'm home and that's all that mattered.

Last night's food and liquor spread. What you don't see is the crackpot of meatballs, buffalo chicken dip, sausage dip and pot of taco soup.

Funny but true.

One of our friends is "throwing together" shrimp and grits for New Year brunch. I do not care for grits but hers are absolutely delicious. It's been 3 hours. I'm starving. Going to McDonald's if I don't get some food soon.

Ummm... maybe 2026 isn't going to be my year.

In true Fergi form, I disappeared like a ghost at 3am. I just had too much to drink and decided bed was calling me. Sister finally found me curled up in my bed at 3:30am. Happy New Year to me.

Let's pray 2026 is a good year! Stay fabulous! 🥂

Yay! Its 2026. I hope this year brings good change for all of us!

When you're runnin' from a trick and you trip on a hit of acid You gotta work for the man, but your biggest moneymaker's flaccid You gotta keep your shit together with your feet on the ground There ain't no one gonna listen if you haven't made a sound.

This is going to go on all night, isn't it?

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New you?

Lola loves coming to my sister's house and claiming all of my sister's dog's toys as hers. They make a good pillow.

Please be careful tonight if you have to drive. It's not worth a DUI... or worse.