I never thought I'd pull for the Patriots, but since I found out what a huge racist, homophobic piece of shit Josh Allen is, I wish nothing but bad for him. And he's everywhere, now. He's been in every damn commercial during this game.

It's warmer outside now than it was at the end August.

I'm not one who usually watches Hallmark movies but this really sounds like it'll be good!

Post someone who looks good in black 🖤

Come together, right now Over me

Since 2016

Therapist: Describe your verson of a happy life. Me: Something simple. A happy country gal married to her country, ex-jock guy. A simple ranch home. Laotian neighbors. A Boggle master and I can speak perfect Spanish... Therapist: You mean? Me: Yes, I wanna be Peggy Hill.

@espn.com Just changed the channel from the Gators-Longhorn game because you ran a "Join ICE" commercial. What is wrong with you? Why are you promoting ICE? Fuck off.

Disgusted! Just turned off the Gators-Longhorns football game on ESPN because they just aired a Join ICE commercial. Fuck ESPN for trying to normalize ICE.

Why my mail carrier doesn't like me.

My attention span: Last night we went to a "Night in the Park" put on by our town council, police and chamber of commerce. Free food, vendor booths, music... I don't understand why Bob insists on taking me to these things. He lost me 4 times.

You don't like your spooky sushi?

It's really quite simple.

Up late. Guess what? I've just found a new song to obsess over. Already downloaded it. youtube.com/watch?v=rK5T...

I swear I just have a cough. I'm not blowing ghosts.

The fuck you are!

I laughed way too hard at this!! 😂

They try their best to understand, but they really just love it when I talk to them..

Funeral homes drumming up business with advertising.

STOP looking at your phone while driving! Your call, text or social media is not that important. If you think it is, pull over. I was hit by someone looking at their phone instead of the road while driving.

D'oh!

Lola is spread end to end on the couch. Her head is propped up on the pillows. She just raised her head, looked at me, yawned and forcefully threw her head back down on the pillows. Then she sighed. It's apparently been a rough day.

Guilty!

Oh, how many times I've wanted to do this in public.

Peekaboo!

😂😂😂😂😂 Pay attention to meeee!

Bob (retired Navy chief) got an email from the VA today that blames the far left for the government shutdown. HE WAS PISSED! He called and left a vm, emailed and blasted them on Facebook. There were many of vets calling them out on fb. They had to know they violated the Hatch act - they don't care.

I love Sugar! ❤️

How is this an essential function? It shouldn't even be a function. I bet he already has a lavish and tacky party planned with invites of every dictator he looks up to already mailed out.

Whatever, pete hegseth. As long as they look cute in uniform.

Require the orange fat ass to pass the Presidential Fitness test.

😂😂😂 Every time!

Trump is a mob boss. I wonder how far his network of goons reaches outside of DC? Thugs, lawyers, detectives to dig up dirt... Apparently you don't have to be very smart to run a mob.

How about some daily PT for the fat-ass pedo sitting in the White House? Grooming tips would also be helpful.

How's it going today?

I understand, Christopher Robin.

I found your mom on Google maps.

My answer is controversial. We'll never go back to Key West, FL. The last time we went in 2024, the other tourists were really self-centered and rude, gays seemed to avoid each other in public, Trump Vance flags on many trucks and mororcycles riding up and down Duvall and so many unsupervised kids.

Happy Birthday in heaven to Madeline Kahn. Yes, you had beautiful bone structure.

😂 IYKYN

Found my costume.

You know how big companies require some kind of HR training every 6 months, or so? Like preventing sexual harassment or team building? Our government needs these classes, too. Like preventing fascism and defining antifa and recognizing dementia.

😂😂😂