Nice wig, Donald. What’s it made of? #MeanGirlsDay

Get Zorin for meeeeeeee.

Our friend Valerie has an excess of cucumbers and gave us some at the weekend. I should call him…

Tony’s away at a dog judging thing today so I’m home alone. Managed to get Under Falling Skies to the table for the first time in a while. Such an amazing solo game. Every move counts. #boardgames

I really wasn’t expecting that. Perfect choice to leave it until the end. Fab-u-lous, darling. And love Carlos’ slutty little shorts #strictly

For barely any training that was bloody good. #Strictly

Bosh #Strictly

Great partnership between these two. Loved that.

Felt a bit safe. But could have shaken her booty a little more. Got better as it went on. A strong start though #Strictly

Little bit frenetic and I did see a few mistakes. But loved it. He’s really put the work in. #strictly

She was great once on hold. And really good timing. Lots of potential there. #Strictly

That was charming. Impressive lifts for week one too. Although it did look on one of them like he was about to topple over. #Strictly

At least he learned the choreography. But that coat hid his lack of hip movement. #Strictly

My #strictly scores are all over the shop tonight. But what’s worth an 8 to me tonight isn’t worth one next week.

They turned that up to eleven. Katya is great at pushing her partner and he was pushed. So much fun. #Strictly

Her energy is infectious. And her timing was spot on. Such a great partnership between these two. #Strictly

A bit pedestrian and it looked like he made a couple of mistakes. But good start. #Strictly

Absolutely love his energy and rhythm. Super fun. And how did he do that with Karen in heels? #strictly

So smooth. Fab-u-lous. #Strictly

He gets a bonus point for being the first to dance this series. But enjoyed it. Needs more fluidity. #Strictly

Took Trudy to her first show this morning - just an observer to see how she behaves. Perfect as always. She was there supporting her aunty Ruby and great grandmother Gemma. Lovely morning out.

So sad what happened to him #totp

Forgettable one from Tina Arena. But my main take is how many other rhyming pop acts are there? #totp

Is this Brexit? #totp

Nobody: Middle aged white men from the Home Counties who’ve been into central London once in the last decade:

I should call him

Cracking opener to the new series of #SlowHorses today. It’s good to have them back.

What happens if you're pooping at the rapture moment does the poop go with you

So this is 44. I don’t recall being asked if I’m okay to be this age. I’m still going to refer to myself as ‘early forties’ for the next year at least though.

I will repost this EVERY TIME I SEE IT 🐅❤️

With one day to go before my birthday, I'm finishing my outfit, rehearsing my talent, brushing up on current events, and running 18 miles a day on about 400 calories. I am ready.

Today’s chazza shop haul. Pleased with that.

It's 25 years this weekend that I started at Aberystwyth University. And in no way is that depressing...

Ooh, I get the shivers.

I’ve just seen that there’s an official Dolly Parton branded cast iron skillet with the words to Jolene on the base. I’m tempted.

I’d rather have a piece of toast #totp

Do you think that guy’s ever seen someone play a violin before? #totp

The fall out to last week’s assassination is interesting to me because it really gives insight into the way the algorithm showed people on the right CK’s relatively benign, pro-Christian, pro-family content and none of his bigotry, and people on the left seemingly only saw the bigotry stuff

Twenty years ago today a guy I’d been talking to online for a while was going to be in my town and suggested we meet up. Best decision ever. Now we’re dads to a ton of dogs and getting ready for the next 20 (Years, not dogs. But I wouldn’t put it past him)

Twenty years ago today a guy I’d been talking to online for a while was going to be in my town and suggested we meet up. Best decision ever. Now we’re dads to a ton of dogs and getting ready for the next 20 (Years, not dogs. But I wouldn’t put it past him)

Made quiche last night and had some spare filling. So I made a batch of little ones in a muffin pan to have for breakfasts. It sort of worked 🙂

Two of my biggest loves. Brutalism and David Lynch.

Tony’s off up to Ripon for a dog show this morning so I had to be up at stupid o’clock to see him off. Tempted to go back to bed.

Mousse T (vs Hot & Juicy) performed at my uni Freshers Ball in 2000 so they named the Friday night event in the union ‘Horny’ for the next few years. #totp

MY EARS. Fight for my right to never have heard this in my life. #TOTP 1998

Took these two poppets to ringcraft tonight. Little one is learning super quickly and Purdy is getting better each time.

Charles makes final preparation to "welcome" the King Across the Water.

“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”

It had been rumoured for ages but great to finally see confirmation of some Star Trek LEGO coming soon.

An old one of mine from elsewhere