ladies is uncles too

Whatever your thoughts on Russ are - it’s worth a watch imo

gotta remember to save this so Uncle Chuck can be ready to tell people fuck you

it is in absolutely everybody’s best interests to develop some hobbies aside from Phone

Every time he's in the news.

*drawer opening sounds* "Clark, you better not have scissors in your hand" "It's a knife"

That was a fun-ass game. Chippy and the scoring gap would have been a lot bigger if the refs didn't have some type of feeling

The Seattle Storm won the battle of the youths against the Washington Mystics 97-85. Natisha Hiedeman and Flau'jae Johnson led the way. The full #WNBA game recap can be read below. www.stormchasersbasketball.com/p/storm-win-...

i just told a friend on my couch, "shots fired at the White House" and they responded, in a tired voice, "ok"

Interesting timing

living through a lost episode of Parks and Rec, the commissioners are holding a special session to fire the county administrator the county prosecutor logged on seconds after their screen went blank to have the executive session and she said "what the FUCK?! they're having the meeting WITHOUT ME"

the fuck it will

how did i know it was bad news

a lot of gay women don't know this but you have to actually make a move at some point

do you have any tips for women who wanna date women? i already talk to them about their hobbies and listen to them talk about their special interests

i really recommend this they are absolutely tremendous goblins

5 solid sections now

Tarps off Tuesday at T-Mobile Park Hell yeah

if someone ends a friendship with you, you have a reasonable expectation that you can get your stuff back within a few weeks to a month, right? it's not "petty" to ask when is convenient to get your stuff back, provide several different methods of doing so... right?

I feel like this is important AF- I sent in a comment

went to the ocean again yesterday. it's so healing to live so close to the ocean and just go hang out with these dudes on a whim

The only characteristic of Trump that I find personally relatable is his extreme contempt for evangelicals that support Trump

every 6-8 weeks we find out about another house representative in their eighties who has gone missing since their staff accidentally left them behind after lunch at Shoney's. since getting them to voluntarily retire is impossible, i have a backup plan

WE KNOW.

but enough about aaron rodgers

this is why, when we win, we gotta win all the way.

sure gas is headed to $8/gallon but at least cornell got rid of their gender studies classes. or at least i think they did, i haven’t checked and if im being honest i wouldnt really know if they had or hadnt because it doesnt affect me but it makes $8/gallon gas all worth it

we went to the ocean for mother's day/our 2-year anniversary and Clark had a blast this time. he was chanting for more fish ("fiss") and more sand castles

There is nothing that sounds faker than hearing someone describe the kids shows they grew up with if they are not your exact age.

The most impeccable thumbnail imaginable

7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

I really hate to do this but my corgi has been sick for the past two months and it's reached the point where we've depleted all of our emergency savings. Please don't feel the need to donate if you can't, but it would mean the absolute world if you could share. Thank you 😭 gofund.me/c02000a66

Thank you, Julie K. Brown for always speaking truth to power. Congratulations on your Pulitzer Prize. The entire world applauds your courage.

every mushroom foraging guidebook: This is Woodland Pot Roast, a tasty little mushroom that adds a delightful flavour to soups and stews. Note that it is often mistaken for Satan’s Fistula, a mushroom that erases the last 9 generations of your family from God’s ledgers.

Get the film my mother called “oh my god John what is this we RENTED THIS AT THE STORE JUST NOW what is that monster doing no no no no we’re turning this off” when I was 9.

I want only to arrive at your awful little website, use the miserable little service you offer that brought me here in the first place, and never think of you again.

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Bluesky will not let me upload a video of Poison Ivy biting the shit out of a box bc she's teething so have a sink photo

not in a Let’s Fracture The Union way but in a “you’re gonna smoke the entire carton, son” way

on one hand “just let the southern states go” is not just stupid but actively harmful on the other hand… i’m almost ready to let florida test free agency

if you get 16 speeding tickets in a year you should be chained to a big rock at all times let alone allowed to drive a car over 60mph

if your name is Cheyenne and you're reading this, you 🫵🏼 have red in your hair

met another Cheyenne with reddish hair and realized every Cheyenne I've ever met has had reddish hair

When we have money for ballrooms and arches, but not for taking care of the sick, the elderly and our children, WE are the Third World country.

in Norm we trust

I used to be good at Computer. Now Computer thinks it is good at me. But it actually isn’t??????

my coworker Scott said yesterday that he was gonna go home and "have a serious discussion with his daughter" because she wants to go to the Mariners armed forces game and he wants the Josh Naylor bobblehead I hope he gets his bobblehead