Trump’s inability to pronounce “acetaminophen” raises new questions about Joe Biden’s mental state.

Hey Siri, is “guar cum” a UPF?

Clay Higgins sent a letter to Bluesky and other social media sites threatening investigations if they don't censor speech critical of Charlie Kirk. They don't even know who Jay is because they addressed her as "gentleman." clayhiggins.house.gov/wp-content/u...

When during the UN meetings the Iranian gov affiliates were challenged over censorship, they’d say UK does it too. every time we mentioned the problems, people told us but we are democratic, we smell better. Well here, read this incredible piece by Burns: internet.exchangepoint.tech/the-dog-that...

Nick Clegg: "Artists’ demands over copyright are unworkable" Also Nick Clegg:

Exquisite timing by Apple! Perhaps designed to make a fool of the judge and show Apple’s approach to competition law? Was the executive who testified that Apple would never enter search the same one a different court described as “not credible” 14 times?

Every dot-com that crashed in the dot-com bubble relaunched as dot-ai.

Make 👏 mass 👏 surveillance 👏 more 👏 equal

Is it time to retire joy? -BBC

PSA: Smoothie fans Mango and butternut squash look the same. They are not.

The UK has a decision to make: whether to prioritize tech growth at all costs, or to build a more balanced framework that values creativity as much as computation. This could be a chance to lead internationally, writes The Internet Exchange’s Audrey Hingle.

Don’t tell me what to do.

My phone just autocorrected "duck" to "fuck" when I actually really did mean to say "duck," and I feel like I have finally broken its spirit

today's a great day to make sure "require alt text before posting" is enabled in your settings and to continue to make bluesky more accessible and inclusive bsky.app/settings/acc...

I think the internet would be a better place if Robert Kahn had stuck with TCP/IP instead of getting marooned on Ceti Alpha V and spending his second act plotting revenge on Captain Kirk.

no wonder he won the primary

i personally would've found another way to phrase this marketing email

Clearly no one has been training ChatGPT on semicolons. www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/c...

What could go wrong? corporate.mattel.com/news/mattel-...

are those my only two choices?

If only there had been some way to know that these people were only loyal to themselves and would destroy anything and everyone on a whim to serve their own self-interests, if only there had been some warnings, like years of plainly observable words and actions, but alas,

Due to global warming, Meltdown May is now five days longer.

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

why not decommission it the usual way: launching it into a million pieces over protected wetlands

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

Incredible things happening in the universe today

Is this real life?

Vin Diesel separates his laundry into two loads: 1. Colourfast 2. Colourfurious

“WHO YOU CALLING A BUNCH OF PANSIES?!?”

adding our safe word to my password manager

actually fast food refers to the speed at which it passes through you

finally found a boat I can afford

the need for the inclusion of the graphic is a sad reminder of the shockingly low literacy rate among geese

decades-long manhunt finally ends

this is like the time i got a new label maker

Vin Diesel separates his laundry into two loads: 1. Colourfast 2. Colourfurious

“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration

This ends Chicago’s 266 pope losing streak

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

Robot lawnmower.

Just what I needed in my life.

Taurus: You'll never outlive your mistakes, so make them count.

A zombie apocalypse story where everyone still has to keep showing up for work and paying bills the whole time

Your tariff rate is your star sign divided by the number of boys you've kissed, multiplied by one

useful article from @mallory.techpolicy.social.ap.brid.gy and @awdsome.bsky.social on the state of play of robots.txt, AI preference signals, and more: www.techpolicy.press/robotstxt-is... - also highlights that whatever happens with (c), there will be a tussle of technical measures & counters

But it can’t bring back my son