Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime

"I hope you die" is boring, predictable "I hope your favorite franchise adds a wacky chungus sidekick that yells gameplay hints at you" is real, terrifying, possible, and is in fact happening to me right now

I love Metroid fans. We are so beaten down and broken. You may be a peaceful person in every other part of your life but you are a pure hater when it comes to Metroid. A guy with a silly name mentioned in a preview instantly becoming the most hated character in the franchise within 5 minutes.

[DM who has only played Baldur's Gate 3 running session zero of their first tabletop campaign] ok what vulva style are you thinking of taking

well I'm sure that'll lower suspicions lol

an excerpt from Carol Sturka’s Bloodsong of Wycaro is now available to read

we have a president who only does good things when everyone calls him a pedophile. our mission for the next 3 years is clear.

I played the Metroid Prime 4 demo and it’s worrying. Samus has a cold and frequently sneezes all over the inside of her helmet. There’s no way to clean it so you have to wait for the snot to drip off the glass. I hope she isn’t sick for the whole game.

The bad news is that I will be playing Metroid Prime 4 no matter how bad it is

You can tell Rhea Seehorn has incredible range because I spent all of Better Call Saul thinking "this is my favorite person in the universe" and three episodes into Pluribus I'm thinking "this is my least favorite person in the universe"

When a major story beat in Ghost of Yotei was labeled "The Cost of Revenge," I felt relief because I am glad a Playstation game is finally covering this topic. I hope we can get some answers re: revenge, and whether it is a bad thing, and maybe even causes a cycle of violence

Highly recommend travelling along the boundaries for some sightseeing cuz the vibes are off the charts

I really enjoyed Predator Badlands but I can't believe Disney got away with making a family-friendly adventure movie about Predator learning the value of friendship and teamwork

They send one of your hamburgers to the hospital, you send three of their helpers to the morgue

My girlfriend was diagnosed with cancer a couple of months ago. Only saying this publicly now that there's good news... she had surgery earlier this week to remove it and just got the pathology results today confirming that it has NOT spread. Best possible news, breathing the biggest sigh of relief.

The thing about Steam Machines is that they're Valve's attempt to appeal to the console crowd and, from what I've observed, console folks are just inherently not interested in anything Steam-related.

Again, to every videogame writer who wrote funny emails to read in an immersive sim/etc. where I rolled my eyes and said out loud, "lol like anyone would ever email something this on the nose", again, sorry, I was wrong, life sucks, you nailed it

Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.

Unironically: excellent, very good, cannot wait to buy tickets

All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism

I dunno man, it certainly sounds like Trump is a child fucker

Lumines Arise is exactly what I wanted it to be. Played Journey Mode from beginning to end last night and ascended. Final level maybe one of the best things I've ever played?

if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.

Good videogame releases are like hydra heads right now

Watched the first two episodes of Pluribus. My thoughts: 1. It's great. 2. I gotta see what babies are like in this universe. Can they talk like Alia in Dune? Let's see some babies.

Is this one of the games by former Disco Elysium devs? Or does it just really really look like it?

If only Green Bay had a play to automatically gain 1 yard

fucking finally

hearing reports out of Japan that Tatsuya Nakadai has passed away at 92. RIP to a legit legend.

I’m at Union Transfer to see Wednesday and someone is holding up a stream of the Birds game on their phone so everyone behind them can watch between sets. Respect 🫡

welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place

I'll get back to "party unity" as soon as the Senate Minority Leader tells us if he voted for the Democratic party nominee for mayor of his city. I'm tired of party unity only ever running one way.

Finally made it to Act 3 in Silksong. I'm glad I waited until my replay to do any of this because I the difficulty spikes might've burnt me out on the first run. Much less exhausting doing the Coral Tower on the tail end of a replay where everything went a lot smoother than it did the first time.

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Bringing my spooky season marathon to a close. Here's everything I watched. A less productive year than usual for me, but still plenty of new stuff discovered and old favorites revisited.

Got one round of this in while the network test was going. Seems pretty fun

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

Pretty good! Wish it wasn't so dark and muddy though

now seated for

ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water

I'm Doing Masturbation My Way

I had a power outage earlier this week and my PS5 is very cross with me about it