[muffled Motorhead playing in the distance]

Way more proud of this than I reasonably should be No I will never even attempt Completionist++ because that would involve doing shit like NOT selling Luchador and just carrying it as dead weight Fuck that

End's in sight now. Shout out to all the Pair

I am convinced that the majority of seeds on black deck at purple stake and above are just completely unwinnable, you need hilarious bullshit to happen on ante 1 or 2 or just reset because you're wasting your time

Don't ever let anyone tell you Two Pair is a bad hand to build around (it is, but don't let them tell you that)

You can't fool me, ante 6 Soul card, I know you're gonna be fucking Chicot

Against all odds, the new season of Scrubs seems surprisingly good

You met me at a somewhat Chinese time in my life (making my own beef lo mein)

Pombon when he gets hit by a single Water Gun

Don't ask how I know, but I just know these little fuckers are gonna be Grass/Flying, Fire/Rock, and Water/Fighting when they evolve

If there's gonna be that much water in the new Pokemon games, I expect a commensurate amount of trumpets

Ante 1 Yorick into an ante 6 Ankh produced this utterly insane bullshit, and it honestly would've gone crazier had I managed to steel and copy the one red seal king I had

🚨 CONFIRMED ICE ACTIVITY, ARLINGTON HEIGHTS, IL 🚨 3 marked vehicles. No further details.

Jack Thompson must be rolling in his gr- what do you mean he's still alive

I try to be understanding and gracious when playing new board games with new people, but please, if you're going to overanalyze every single one of your own moves for five minutes, at least have the decency to front load some of that overanalyzing during the time other people are taking their turns.

Getting spotted at the Asian grocery store:

FUCK ICE Chun Li sticker up on my 3tzy, 100% of the proceeds go to #FREELUD

NH IS A FOOTSIES REGION‼️‼️‼️

Registration for BYOC tournaments at #Evo2026 is now live! Here's the list of this year's community-run games so far. Learn more: shorturl.at/mHCx1

Gotta have big pants if you've got a huge wee!

The cope some people have over FireRed/LeafGreen are so funny to me. Oh, you expected them to charge MORE than $20? You mean you've allowed TPC to condition you into accepting their terrible business practices? Hey! That's still pretty fuckin bad!!!

Fellas, impress your girl by showing off your huge wee

If you know of IT work, or some sort of customer support role, please hit up Celica. We're on year 3 of a 1-income household (and a teacher's income, at that), and I dunno how much longer that can be sustained. Thanks.

I don't begrudge anyone who boycotts EVO over all this, but please know that anyone on the floor of the LVCC making things happen is so far removed from any of these decisions they might as well be on another planet. Be kind.

Never interacted with him personally, but it's fuck ICE every day, hope he gets free

brb burning down the NYT games office for not knowing how to words

THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOU CAN GET EVERY DISCWORLD TOME ON EBOOK FOR LESS THAN THE COST OF A SUBWAY FOOTLONG COMBO. USUALLY GETTING EVERY SINGLE BOOK LEGALLY IS LIKE 400+ NOT. A. DRILL. www.humblebundle.com/books/terry-...

The next person I see who puts a shortcut .lnk to a SharePoint site in their OneDrive folder is getting my boot up their ass Stop fucking doing that

With the way retro handhelds are progressing, I predict that there will be a GBA SP form factor device that can run Gamecube games by 2027 (if the RAM apocalypse doesn't completely kill the market)

I have a very simple and straightforward two-step plan to Save The Video Game Industry: Step 1: Globally eliminate the concept of a classed society and redistribute all surplus resources among the populace, permanently enshrining social ownership of the means of production. Step 2: Ridge Racer 8.

Lord help me I'm back in the B-hole again (the B stands for Balatro)

Nothing like looking at example resumes to make one's own experience feel completely fucking inadequate

Was originally planning to go out to a nice place for dinner til they hit us with "oh btw our menu for Valentine's is fixed and a 50% markup over the usual" so we said fuck that and cooked better than them

Arson... is... effective... got it

That punk-ass groundhog lied to me

Made chicken biryani and wife complemented with garlic naan. It's not much to look at but man, the smell takes me to heaven.

Remembered my password so I can finally do what I should be as an organizer.. and that's promoting QUEEN CITY CLASH WHOA WOW COME ON OUT TO NEW HAMPSHIRES BIGGEST FIGHTING GAME MONTHLY SO COOL! Sign ups and more info: start.gg/QCClash Thanks to @sonicbladetv.bsky.social for the graphic

I just wanna drink my fish, catch my truck, drive my beer

In terms of cost effectiveness, rotisserie chickens are one of the best prepared foods you can buy. Beats every type of fast food by a country mile. What are we fucking doing here

The B in Peter B Parker stands for Beans