They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder but all I could find is a displacer beast and he says I look like shit

I think if you've ever done empty jump drive impact then there's approximately a 0.000% chance you will ever see the light of heaven

Started building a mono-Dark team in Pokemon Lazarus and quickly realized how silly it is to make one of them a Zoroark

Just stop eating inputs during the screen freeze, what the fuck is wrong with you, how are you this incompetent after 3 years

I like when characters have flaws in fighting games, that's why I picked the one that has 75 of them

Trying to train our dogs to be less reactive and more patient by waiting until they're calm before going out on walks but I can't do that when THIS little bastard is sitting right outside our front window

You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to Bioshock Infinite

this was incredibly dumb and risky in hindsight, but somewhere in my soul I knew it'd work

had a little giggle when I saw someone turn hitboxes on in Invincible VS and it's literally the same format as KI's (green outline hurtbox, blue outline grab box, yellow shaded push box) ain't broke don't fix it

I LOVE getting punished because my opponent was in the first 3 frames of their jump!

I need people to stop posting about how much they love their AYN Thor while I lack the fucking money to buy one for myself

IMPORTANT REMINDER: DMC'S KI EVENT IS TONIGHT This is a fundraising event that was put together by KI's best boy @devilmaycare4.bsky.social to support @trash-baby.itch.io for running weekly+ tourneys. If you care about this game's current life you are obligated to show up in chat and support.

Anachronistic boomer memes are so fascinating to me. The concept of "the in flight movie" (as in, a single movie forced onto every screen on the plane at once) is as dead as disco, surely you can find some other avenue to crack a joke at the expense of the woman who cucked the President with Epstein

Code switching is when you swap between calling fromsoft currencies souls, blood echoes, sen, or runes depending on the person you're talking to, not necessarily the context of the game you're discussing

Forgot to post this when I first recorded it, one more for the "Ken players are animals" pile

Oh yeah, this'll be enough dopamine to last me for weeks

New way to call someone a virgin just dropped

Pros of the house made chorizo that my local grocery store sells: * $3/lb * Tasty Cons: * Looks almost the same when it's raw vs when it's cooked so I'm never fully sure that it's done

Something I think about a lot especially when I oscillate between KI and SF6. In KI it's generally pretty easy to steamroll someone who might even kind of know what they're doing, but in SF6 it feels like you've gotta give so much respect to the most degenerate bullshit.

I'm something of an Ingrid fan myself

We at the local again #PlayKI

clodsquire is going into battle

love to finally be able to safely adorn my bag in All The Shit I'm Annoying About

Don't ever let anyone tell you that bashing your face against ranked until you get results is a bad thing (they're correct, but wow rude)

I watched this dude whiff 2MKs like it's his job for 3 games straight, I knew I had to teach him a lesson (he will learn nothing from this)

HH Gregg's 2010 "Christmas in July" ad campaign, in addition to boasting a laughably terrible jingle, also contains a chilling retrospective on what was once the last bastion of consumer goods that would get better and cheaper over time -- rather than the opposite -- electronics. In this essay I wil

Once one accepts that all information on the internet is misinformation, one finds themselves incapable of being tricked by April Fool's Day pranks on social media Meditate on this for next year

I like when Alex says "no more gimmicks" during his SA3 as if the person playing him didn't just play the entire match up to that point as a series of dumb knowledge checks

Pokemon Lazarus has seemingly opted to fulfill Trapinch's wish to fly a little early

Trans people can perform the Chaos Dunk

On this day 10 years ago, Killer Instinct (2013)'s Season 3 had originally begun. The 3rd season launched with Kim Wu, Rash, Tusk, & Arbiter as DLC playable characters alongside cross-platform play between the game's Windows 10 & Xbox One versions.

None of this would be happening if they hadn't killed that fucking gorilla

Congratulations to PC for winning the console wars... again

Just one more day! Doors open at 12pm $10 venue and $5 bracket entry. Killer Instinct, Mortal Kombat XL, and 3rd Strike are free to enter! $100 pot for Killer Instinct $60 pot for Mortal Kombat XL More info here: start.gg/QCClash

For the next 48 hours, if you donate at least $5 and reply to this with a screenshot of the confirmation, I will gift you a copy of KI Anniversary Edition on Steam! That's a 50% savings on the current sale price! gofund.me/43cc774e2

Supporting our KI TO thread~~~❤️ I'm proud to announce the Devil Daycare Exhibition Fundraiser. I am looking to raise money in an effort to support one of our most dedicated and supportive TO's in the community: TrashBaby and the UltrafineWeekly

Hey gang, DevilMayCare and a bunch of other awesome people in the KI community (and me!) are putting on a big exhibition showcase fundraiser to help @trash-baby.itch.io build a new PC. All donations go directly to them. The goal is $3k, so please help out if you can! (link in replies)

Might fuck around and install Bazzite on one of these just to see if there's any noticeable performance difference in fighting games (probably not)

The fleet of discarded laptops with discrete GPUs that I own has basically doubled and so I thought "I should probably get a Pelican case or something to make transit to FGC events easier And Pelican said to me:

Just a poll for the room. Say someone joins a Discord server and, as far as you can tell, this is the first message they send. Is that normal to you, or weird?

*cough* #PlayKI

Video game weapons? Hard to narrow down to just 10 Grenade - Duck Game Oh, Baby! - Fallout NV Bone Fist - DS2 Special Powder Shotgun - DRG Aspect of Arthur - Hades Imperialist - Metroid Prime Hunters Beam Sword - SSBM Giant-Crusher - Elden Ring Lightning Gun - Quake 3 Crossguard - SW Jedi Survivor

Whoa hello there! Still bad at announcements but I got one! Sat. 3/28 come on out to Manchester,NH for my monthly Queen City Clash tournament! This month we got Killer Instinct with a $100 pot donation thanks to KI's strongest soldier! More info here: start.gg/QCClash

That dinergoth article making the rounds fascinates me because the author is gesturing at something real that's happening in suburban clusters all over the US but lacks the real intellectual curiosity required to truly interrogate its origins Anyway shout-out to all the alt-prole girl-autists

People sure seem to be spending a lot of time on Alex optimizing something that sounds like Capcom will patch out as an oversight in a couple months, like do we really think they intended for lariat to be +7 when spaced out a little