The cops have never in their fuckin lives had so much trouble arresting a Brown shooter.

you know what? you survived. that was your goal for 2025 and you fucking did it. i’m so proud of all of us. we are still here, motherfuckers.

Feels like Michigan (in all its manifestations) is using the Sherrone Moore stuff to prop-wash a WHOLE lot of shit.

I spent $900 at 1587 Prime so you don’t have to.

Orange nose, obvs, gross motherfucker even gives his taint "last looks".

There it is. The consequence of not prosecuting every asshole that lied to get us into that stupid war*. *insert every president and every war here

Included in this week’s That’s Marvelous newsletter is a list of horrible fake (mostly) nü-metal and rap-rock bands I accused @tedleo.bsky.social of playing in. If you would like more context, you can read the whole thing here: www.thatsmarvelousnewsletter.com/162-malort-a...

Bring it further east!

Ladies and Gentlemen...the first seven minutes of Questlove's documentary about SNL's 50-year musical history. It is, quite simply, the best beginning to a musical documentary I have ever seen. Enjoy: loom.ly/v6m2h7w

It gets faster every 5th loop

is anyone here a psychiatrist I can meet with via telehealth (in Pennsylvania)? mine closed her practice because of new DEA rules (she was all telehealth) and I am struggling to find someone with availability to take on new patients and I really need help, sorry if this sounds desperate

Omg Philly-area book lovers www.estatesales.net/PA/Philadelp...

for anyone else who is old and went to bed

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Officials preparing immigration operation in Minnesota that would primarily focus on Somali immigrants, AP source says.

Giving Tuesday folks. Do some good somewhere.

With the traditional hanging of the Quint ornament, the Oswalt Family Christmas Season has begun.

this comic is NOT autobiographical, i have never won an award

Happy Dec 1 from a gloomy beach.

The Spelling Bee rules are wild. Some foreign words are ok, some not. Most sexual terms are forbidden, but "dildo" makes the cut. Make it make sense.

Woke up to a new De La Soul album and a David Byrne Tiny Desk (including "Nothing but Flowers"). All right.

Could that interview be called ANYTHING other than "Pink and Young"???

Imma need this chucklehead osu rb to change his name. There's only one Bo Jackson.

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Gobble gobble from the Gulf of Mexico. In some cultures snapper is known as the turkey of the sea.

Why are the animal puppets in that apple commercial all so bedraggled?

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Just learned there's a new remaster of the Replacements' LET IT BE, complete with a disc of alternate takes and covers and another disc of a live show from 1984.

What do you get when you combine a few remaining members of Deep Purple, Foghat, and Captain Beefheart? Come see Deep FogBeef this weekend in the lounge and find out yourself!

for everyone who's family is hell

For those not in the know, I tracked Benefit down for this song. sagefrancis.bandcamp.com/track/take-m...

There are files that I downloaded from Napster in the late 90s that I’ve transferred from laptop to laptop to the point where I’m now deciding which songs don’t serve me anymore. But Benefit’s “Mario Bros Rap” will never be deleted.

Women being attracted to RFK Jr is how you know heterosexuality is NOT a choice.

And, as long as we're talking Wendy's, there's no better place to share this promo pic of Arnold Schwarzenegger at a Wendy's in 1979, where he looks like someone hit Nardwuar with Gamma rays!

Lilly : a medicine company Some asshole firm got paid a few commas to come up with that.

We’re living through crazy times - it’s getting to the point where you can’t even go to an Al Jardine show with Eric Idle without being dragged up on stage to sing “Barbara Ann”!

FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED MY EYES JEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIST

Vandy on pace for a 48-6 conference win. Vandy. Pavia/Kill is a monster combo.

Weird Al in Auburn?!?!!!!

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the nofarts Joker is haunting me

Heads up Atlanta and her ‘burbs, ICE sighted near the Walmart in Chamblee GA this morning.

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D.C. folks: I'm gonna sell 5 boxes of vinyl this Saturday, Nov. 22 at St. Stephen's for D.C. Punk Rock Flea. Metal, punk, jazz, indie, ambient, electronic music mostly. Lotta $1, $5 and $10 records -- all good stuff, just wanna pass them onto good homes! There will also be a giant box of free CDs!

“if I can suck up their time” Ladies, nerds of all stripes, neurodivergents of every variety, when I tell you how MADE you were for this moment

regrettably it is time to discuss the olivia nuzzi excerpt and why it bums me out as a memoirist www.patreon.com/posts/144031...

Going live on Twitch with the homie Robin to talk disability, gettin free, and break some mutual aid news! Join the chat or catch the VOD at twitch.tv/bdolanofficial

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