i don’t like this painting in my hotel

virtually every main social ill we face right now is downstream from the fact that rich people have more money than they know what to do with. national security risk

Fetterman is doing tremendous damage to the reputation of the Big Oaf community. Big Oafs did not ask for this kind of toxic representation. Now we must lumber back into the shadows, hiding under bridges wearing our most somber JNCO jean shorts, drowning in both our sorrows & voluminous denim

Just got a fortune cookie that said “Your whole shit hanging out.” first off that’s not a fortune.

Hey… wanna get a drink with me?

Mr Man

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

why are you looking at me like that. what did I do

Polymarket: he was not blown up in the strait, he was blown up in a boat. No payout.

i bet it all on "will the strait of hormuz open by april" on polymarket. desperate, i launch a solo mission to open the strait. piloting a boat down the persian gulf, i immediately get blown up by a mine and die. "first person to get blown up by a mine in the strait of hormuz" pays out on march 31st

This is Pipsqueak. Her bed is a banana. Technically speaking it is a banana split, but either way, very a-peeling. 12/10 (IG: sassypebs)

This is really just a comedy of unforced cop errors all the way down

Incredible ad placement to put this on a fucking hearse lmao

i am not joking when i saw that this is the heart of what woke 2 is all about

I want to be clear that a load bearing pillar of fighting fascism is exactly this

sink situation in here is NOT cool

Oh hi

Man, you just don't realize how much crap you've accumulated until you have to move it all

why does he look like this LMAO

this unapologetic little flirt

I’m the best catcher in the world! :3

Got my shower curtains up

The Amazing World of Tomorrow

Peeking between the tombstones at Graceland Cemetery

First shower at the new house. 38 minutes and the hot water didn't run out. Where I'm renting now I have to take 10 minute showers or it starts running cold. Absolutely heavenly.

apropos of hollywood’s big day

The Morning Monty would like your attention, please. And probably a snack, tbh.