Rosy maple dragon

Meetcute. Ed and Stede are both visiting the aquarium and fall head over heels for each other while giggling like schoolboys at Richard the granulated starfish

I’m ordering season 3 from Temu

How it feels being an OFMD fan sometimes

Or what if we bought it all for a traveling fandom collection? 🤔

hey taika, wanna do something so funny?

There's an au in here...

Concentration camp jobs posted on Indeed. I wonder if they’ll start advertising that the uniforms are being made by Hugo Boss: www.indeed.com/cmp/Critical...

Gimme my show back please..... 😒

happy sunday scaries!!

the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny

Proud of you 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Pattie Gonia, the park ranger drag queen, and a group called Trans is Natural climbed El Capitan in Yosemite to hang an absolutely massive trans pride flag and it's really fucking cool www.instagram.com/p/DJ7O6RFyoe...

The only J.K. we recognize in this house is Simmons.

Hey pirates, life got away from me, so this is last minute, but I have ONE (1) extra ticket to Vico’s solo show TONIGHT 6/24 at 8pm. Selling at cost, $23 (ticket plus the fee). Would need to meet me at the theater at 7:30pm bc I can’t virtually transfer the extra ticket. #ofmd

Now I want to see like, a meta series where a bunch of nerds (theatre nerds, scifi nerds, tabletop nerds) have to put together a coherent show based on whatever they happen to have access to

obligatory

Oh my god

Sketches based on the cut content where they dressed up stede ❤️

after any minor inconvenience

TIL Pascal is related to President Allende, who died with a gun in his hands defending democracy. Pascal's parents were declared enemies of the state by Pinochet, and hid out then fled Chile for political asylum when he was nine months old. If Pedro Pascal says boycott, you fuken boycott.

It's "lazy" to blame Ganondorf for the plights of Hyrule, even though he has kidnapped Zelda and plunged the world into darkness. Link should instead work with him to find a compromise.

he’s right and he’s right to say it

PLEASE don’t buy into Amazon’s booksale this week. They are intentionally trying to eat into profits from Indie Bookstore Day this weekend, a really important annual event for our important community institutions. Check out your local fave or bookshop.org.

Stede.

I have been laughing about this for like two minutes straight.

This is, weirdly, the most purely fascist shit anyone in the administration has said so far - Your health is an asset of the fatherland - Illness is a failure or a moral failing - You have a duty to maintain your health - Healthcare is not a right, it's a finite resource - Die for the fatherland

Not sure about you but if I were JD Vance and managed to bore the pope to death with one conversation I'd probably start re-evaluating some things.

Can you see my vision?

Should these designs be my first bumper stickers? 🤔

Someone learned a lesson

I am once again begging the Tolkien estate to sue Peter Thiel

this just occurred to me and i'm haunted by it, now you can be too

ed does his hair in a similar way when he and stede are renovating the inn and the first time he does so stede stares at him like a dude starved mouth opened irises wide as fuck no thoughts in his head whatsoever

'There's nothing better than working with friends because it just feels comfortable. And with an old friend like Taika, we think the same and we have the same sense of humor. So, already, we're having a good laugh before we're in the thick of it.' #OurFlagMeansDeath

olivia went & found the Widows on barbados & at first they were freaked out by a random seagull showing up wherever they gathered & to outings while in pairs or even alone while outside doing their hobbies. stuff happens & they find out her name &, somehow, about her husband, karl, & his death

Happy Sunday. Live deliciously. So speaketh the (Dark) Lord. 🤘🏼😈

Mmhm 💜🏴‍☠️🦄😘

HEY CREW!!! If anyone is at C2E2 this weekend, gonna have a little meet up at 3:00pm in the empty space behind Cosplay Central! Plz reshare this and get to word out #c2ecrew #c2e2 #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

Stede le pooiiihahaaaahaaa le poisson Stede

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

quick someone give him a little kiss 😙

Finally got my rmm tattoo!!