A wind ensemble called Maslow's Hierarchy of Reeds

I'm mildly annoyed that if you want to continue muting a word you have to go to the page and reenter it, you can't just click on the entry already made and be like please do not stop muting this

And this is where we celebrate English's long history of minimally phonetic pronunciation

Welp in other news one of our office computers has apparently decided to time travel

Update pain is still paining 😓 meds currently keeping it at bay but only for a limited time. Still waking up at some point every night in misery but now impacting my daytime life as well.

Pray for me, it's 3 am and I can't sleep cause my fucking face hurts

Hey quick question were any of the J6 mob armed

"publique affairs" would be an excellent name for one of those artsy r&b groups

Joke no one will get: "Is that a vital part?"

He fucking shared his swimming pool with a black man in the 1960s Meghan

I mean, have any of you ever seen the Queen Mother's family coat of arms? Puns are kinda how they do

Oh okay so they CAN actually move their asses on this shit when it's somebody "important"

I cannot emphasize to you how fucking much I would play this like I would play the shit out of this

Am I wrong in thinking that this whole idea is a bit red flaggy

I am immeasurably disappointed that 'whip the vote' does not mean what you'd think it would

"why did you bother to come out as nonbinary if you weren't going to change any of your presentation" because it's for me, not for you, b*tch

Twelfth Night, act 1, scene 4, line 24-25

My beautiful custom feed is nigh unusable now and I don't like this There's not even an option to turn it off

I don't like that my list-based feed now also includes RTs from people on the list, because that's not really what I want to see

I'm now learning toki pona because why not

I don't know if I could ever bring myself to watch Boondock Saints because aside from the violence it was the favorite movie of my ex's college bff (the guy from Chicago whose home wifi password was an entire Bible verse)

Got someone on the other app trying to convince me that children starting puberty at 9 or 10 years old is normal. I said it was historically unprecedented and they said no it's common as if those are the same thing.

I would like to register my annoyance that I updated the Librivox app on my tablet and now it doesn't work

Is this not the shit we used to train store employees to do?? Wtf happened to valuing human expertise

My very biased review of Helena Kelly's The Worlds Of Jane Austen: Stop pretending that P&P 1980 doesn't exist! Otherwise a memorable & entertaining read

Can I just be incredibly blunt and say that I'd probably be/have been (I'm getting a bit old for it now) a lot more open to the idea of having a kid if the process didn't involve putting my body on the line

Someone remind me later to post my C&H books in Chinese

How I miss driving the Root River Parkway

Never forget why Tom Hagen went to work for the Godfather

Some guy on Threads is trying to convince me that owning multiple homes that you don't live in is "morally neutral" because it's the same as owning kitchen pots you don't use

You had to be careful that your cupholder didn't fall out at the drive thru window

Every time I hear someone say 'oh' fascist can't create anything because they have no imagination' it just makes me feel so incredibly sad. Because what does it say about me that I haven't got any imagination either.

@repgwenmoore.bsky.social don't you get to thinking they won't attack our city too

I can't really imagine a more ironclad marketing strategy than having to wait up to a year for your paid product placement to be in customers' hands

You know, I bet the geniuses who scrape together these hot takes have zero trouble understanding why straight men enjoy "lesbian porn"

Just screwing around and having fun is 100% a legitimate way to play with a Rubik's cube, you're not actually obliged to keep trying to go faster and faster

So my volume of Shakespeare has a list of actors in the front: William, Richard, John, Augustine, William, Thomas, George, Henry, William, Richard, John, Samuel, Alexander, Samuel, Robert, William, Nathan, John, Nicholas, William, Joseph, Robert, Robert, Richard, John and John

I have a whole list of shit I want to talk about in my pinned post (hence why it's pinned)

I feel the need to talk more about this because it was such a big thing for us for several years and now I think it's kinda gone extinct so I really want to talk about it

I know I once said that I miss the person who used to talk about Old English but given what that account seems to have become I'd really rather not have them back (I still really want someone to talk about Old English though 😭 but like someone with their head on straight)

Am I the only person on earth who genuinely enjoyed this movie?? I saw it 5 times in the cinema but everyone acts like it's the second coming of Battlefield Earth

I'm aware of what's been going on, but I work with children all day and there's only so much despair I can let myself feel before it rubs off on them Gonna maybe be somewhat out of the way for a while (moots/frequent interactors welcome to DM but please be mindful of the time difference)

By the way, I spent my NYE watching a countdown screen and balloon release from inside an unmoving bus. We were supposed to be moving. We were supposed to have left the area two hours ago. There were THAT many people.

So there's this old Japanese tradition that your first dream of the new year is some kind of foretelling In which case can someone please tell me what the FUCK it foretells that I dreamed about giving Will Smith a new idea for a rap song last night

This year on Bluesky I wrote 524 posts and 7,175 replies. I received 19,321 likes, whereas 362 was from my most popular post, and apparently I love saying "not" and 😂! www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...

I cannot express to you how much better my hair feels, it's been so incredibly soft the past few days *AND IT DOES NOT TANGLE*

I almost triggered an Amber Alert once

Got new sunglasses Improved my hair routine Finished a knitted gift (baby blanket for coworker) Started learning a new instrument Did lots of useful stuff at work Found out I look damn good in hanfu

In the realm of good news, I tried coconut oil on my hair for the first time this past week (had some left over from The Clove Incident) and the results are fucking AMAZING

Shoutout to my brother Ian who does the maintenance on Dominick's saxes