I looked at an account on x via web today checking train statuses and… is that site usable at all anymore? In the top ten posts I didn’t see a single one from 2026, they were jumbled posts from 2017-2025 in no particular order. Incredible how someone can fuck up a website that badly

Without naming your job, tell me something you day over and over again at work. “The only real solution to this problem is more staff.”

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest stars The Gang From It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia!

My proposal is that all ski jumpers should wear an identical massive winter coat made for a 7’ tall person when competing because it would look hilarious

'injecting fluids into your dick to increase the size of your suit by a centimeter or two in order to give yourself just that little extra bit of lift' is just absolutely insane behavior im surprised we arent talking about it all the time

Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”

Me, even though Mari’Lyn is clearly the correct ship name: “T’ner”

I saw something that made me realise, Vulcan memes would be this, straightforward statements of fact without any metaphor or double entendre at all. Also, more Mari'Lyn. #StarTrek #LowerDecks #StarTrekLowerDecks #fanart #art

RFK Jr. Questions Efficacy Of Skin https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-questions-efficacy-of-skin/

That time I found a pile of old NASA research documents in a skip and took them home for a lark.

i fucking love Baltimore

I am 99% sure in world history there has not been an "opposition" party so on its face powerful as the Democrats during an authoritarian takeover that has done so unbelievably little.

On 29th January 1996, "Threshold", the Star Trek: Voyager episode where Captain Janeway and Tom Paris turned into giant space newts and had babies first aired. Since it's #ThresholdDay we aim to answer a burning question: did Paris and Janeway fuck? If so, how did they fuck?

I forget who was it that said police in the US are talked about like a temperamental, easily-spooked large animal

I’m sad about how much critical thinking capacity is being lost every day because of AI

Never let anyone tell you this was unforeseeable. I was a teenager when DHS was created and I remember the memes (though we didn’t call them that yet) about “homeland security” being a Nazi term. Plenty of people knew at the time that DHS was a bad, dangerous, and unamerican idea.

Love to see the return of an all timer, Hog Cranker 6 6 6 @asterionhex.monster

National Nurses United, largest nurses' union in US, are holding actions over the coming week in honor of Alex Pretti and all others killed by ICE www.nationalnursesunited.org/week-of-acti...

according to bluesky, working for ice is a protected class against discrimination lol

I love my town.

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.

This is the way. Any 2028 Dem candidates need to start saying that on Day One: (1) all ICE agents fired; (2) pensions/benefits defunded; (3) forced to pay backpay as restitution to victims; and (4) only way to avoid prison is to become a cooperating informant

We just started chapter 12 and we're over $1200 please join us in supporting our neighbors in this nightmare storm, and also feeding mushroom treats

ICE has now carried out two summary executions of innocent people in the streets of an American city. If you work for ICE, there's no denying that's the mission you're supporting now. You don't get to claim in one year or ten or twenty that you didn't know what ICE was doing. You're complicit.

Yall outside of MN need to know that observers are STILL out protecting their neighbors. Right now. They know the news and they’re still out there.

Explanation Of Board Game Rules Peppered With Reassurances That It Will Be Fun https://theonion.com/explanation-of-board-game-rules-peppered-with-reassuran-1819579569/

Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗

The Pitt is… good. It hurts. It’s too good, perhaps.

replace rfk jr with this guy

It’s snowing!!!!

#StarTrek #DataandLaForge is sponsored in part by - Bad Idea Jeans Have a great weekend everyone. Take care of yourselves.

Call your reps and tell them you won’t vote for them unless they explicitly say “abolish ICE” loudly in public often.

@asterionhex.monster @nullzone.bsky.social

Guitar Center Institutes 72-Hour Waiting Period https://theonion.com/guitar-center-institutes-72-hour-waiting-period/

Shouldn't it be a bigger story that the immigration cops are seizing and imprisoning people who CANNOT POSSIBLY BE IMMIGRANTS

evergreen

My home river is the mighty Muskingum!

Just a reminder: (re)posting jokes about terrible people having small dicks and medical conditions and being fat is still ableist and body-shaming. Your fat and disabled and small-penised followers see you and know how you feel about us now. On a personal note - that's a blocking from me.

Oatsmeal

Today’s reminder to myself, don’t argue with people

i have written this a few times now but the reason JD Vance spends all day posting is that they barely tolerate his presence in the white house and have locked him out of every decision of consequence. he is basically unemployed

For those who need a quick primer, here's an introduction to FOPs by @interruptcrim.bsky.social - www.interruptingcriminalization.com/resources-al...

since it's the chatter this morning, @kimkelly.bsky.social from 2020

Maybe I should just go into massive debt and go back to med school, like who really gives a shit about student loan debt at this point anyway. It’ll either bankrupt you or the system will come to its senses and wipe it all out

This is one of the most-liked posts EVER. 59k likes as of this morning. There is HUGE grassroots energy in the United States to stop Trump and his fascism, and Democratic leaders are not harnessing it. @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is a fool about today's politics.

In case you missed it last night: No, it is definitively not defamation to call Jonathan Ross a murderer, and people who say it is are liars or ignorant or both.

Everything sucks right now but we need to remember there are beautiful things in the world and reasons to stick around another day, week, month, year. In that interest, if you see this, post a perfect album by a band that only made one. Mine is: