Sorry to the fine people of Buffalo, but the answer is clearly the Crows. Deeper roster of bangers, no contest.

Well hot damn, #iufb has reached “Designated Big Ten team that beats a G6 team into submission in the Big Noon Kickoff time slot” status. Dreams really do come true. 🥲

SOCCER TIPS AND TRICKS USMNT.MP4

Kevin Hart is the first guy to get addicted to being in commercials for gambling.

no this is correct. also, give me small dessert servings. i just want a little taste of something sweet. a scoop of ice cream maybe. a small cookie or two. also a decaf espresso. maybe a madeira to close the night with.

The signs put up indicating Royals' P Michael Wacha strikeouts are very good

Converting to Catholicism so I can tell my bosses using unregulated AI is against my religion and I will sue them like that cake lady who hated gay people if they make me use it

That's not how I remember it, though admittedly I was grown up, awake, and paying attention at the time

There is no strict Constitutional prohibition against looting the Treasury to give money to traitors, so it's hard to see what Democrats are upset about. by Jonathan Turley

If I told you ten years ago all of the Jeopardy winners, doctors, lawyers, stat-focused sports nerds, and premium shitposters escaped Twitter on a pirate ship to a website that was completely inhospitable to Nazis and phrenologists……. I don’t know, man, I’d be pretty excited.

Bookmarking this for when I need it in, hell I dunno, 17 years??

Literally just poured some out for Chris Munn. Just talked about the lack of neighborly back and forth and remembered he passed one year ago this weekend. You are missed, Funn Munn.

Okay, I’m a couple/few High Lifes/sangrias into my day here, and i do recall them mentioning Collet’s name as they called the wreck. But they jumped to break waaaaaay too soon. With the yellows for rain there was no reason they needed to squeeze in a break like they did. Un-fucking-acceptable.

Hey #IMS Radio Network … the next time a car crashes and turns into a fireball on the backstretch can you maybe tell us who it is before IMMEDIATELY GOING TO A COMMERCIAL BREAK!?! The fuck are we doing here???

He’s doing a pretty good job IMO, but … Zach Veach is really the biggest name IMS Radio can draw as the analyst?

Counterpoint: you should always feel like you’re going back a certain amount of time when watching (or listening to) the 500. Not a big nostalgia guy myself but this is my prime exception. #Indy500

Did FOX make Tony Stewart imitate Howie Long? Or is it just a coincidence?

Sam being so up front about his mental struggles is refreshing and necessary. But that’s him, he only knows one way to be. Proud of him for always being him in a time when being someone else is often rewarded.

I wrote about what Kyle Busch meant to me as a lifelong fan, and how his “villain” reputation on track was so far from who he actually was www.roadandtrack.com/car-culture/...

Absolutely wild when you’ve screwed up the government so badly that even the Russian spy in charge of national intelligence is like “nope, I’m out”

you lived your life as an athlete correctly if people curated highlight reels of you screaming curses at your competitors

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Trying To Draw Foul While Shooting Free Throw

Susan Collins is both Charlie Brown, believing Lucy will hold the football for him, and Lucy, who will pull the football away at the last second.

really big of Deshaun Watson to forgive the team that overlooked dozens of allegations of sexual assault to give him the largest guaranteed contract in NFL history, in spite of the fact that he has performed extremely poorly for them

Spencer’s answer here is something I would package and show to every soccer executive across the country at all levels

"It’s not a political statement. We’re not trying to propagate anything. I just think it’s nice to share a bed and a couch and a dog (and, fuck it, a tax return) with a brilliant and beautiful woman whom I love and admire." @joshgondelman.bsky.social on why love can look like anything, even marriage

New Podcast! Grace @gnybarra and GC talk Indy 500, mascot reveals, Sam Sarver and IU men's soccer, and more. Happy Memorial Day Weekend everyone: https://youtu.be/m7WnngXZBs8?si=HeS6RTskbnbvUGJi

If you are reading this, you have officially been called up by Mauricio Pochettino to play center back for the US men's national team at this summer's World Cup

First Susannah goes on Phantom Island, now Spencer is on Kickback. How the hell am I supposed to get any work done this week?

Made this for y'all @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social

Takeout/delivery and cooking your own food are both wrong. Instead you should be extracting atmospheric dust, nutrients, and moisture using specialized microscopic hairs called trichomes.

What is Philly’s rival nickname for their version of The Region? Wrong answers only

Legitimately crying at how funny this is. I am EXTREMELY excited about the possibility that Shaq and Chuck are about to learn about I Think You Should Leave. I would pay $1,000 dollars to watch them watch "Coffin Flop" live.

this would go so hard as an album cover

"all that press and coverage we've purchased, and they STILL don't like it?!" - the oligarchs behind AI

Scott Foster games are top tier comedy

I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.

I’ve admittedly been sleeping on the pumpkins for the last, ohhhhh, 20 some years now. But they can’t possibly be filling up arenas these days, right?

live your life with the kind of motivation that wemby has from hating chet

Wemby stuffing Chet and Caruso into body bags in the last minute is beyond satisfying

Lane Kiffin ,,, welcome to the resistance

Mamdani: I cannot help but think of the words of our 40th president, Ronald Reagan. He famously said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are 'I'm from the govt & I'm here to help'" I think nine more terrifying words are actually, "I worked all day and can't feed my family"

Old man inhaling like Darth Vader these days. What’s the over/under at Kalshi set at?

The result of AI boosters getting booed at commencement will NOT be them getting a wake-up call about AI skepticism. They will just stop speaking at commencements. But that’s a small win!

After the eightyleventh story solely using my name for clickbait & to stir up shit, I felt compelled to share. Been talking about this with a lot of friends/colleagues lately & I wish younger folks had been around for a better internet experience so they could know how f*cked the current space is.

Do what you love, kids.

ya broke

Until the green flag drops on Sunday David Malukas shall henceforth be referred to as “Alexi Malukas” in order to fulfill the Alex Trinity Prophecy. Sorry, I don’t make the rules. #IndyCar

Nice! Maybe he’ll end up molesting him!