Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

Farewell sweet Prince

would be nice if this country loudly and decisively told all the people running on blatant, horrifying racism and bigotry to get fucked over and over and over again in every place and every race

Hear me out: an #iufb Heisman campaign for … Pat Coogan. A Johnny Cougar themed one. It is sitting RIGHT. THERE. 🎸 🏆 🏈 🔴 ⚪️ (yes, that is me hollering “Coooooogs”)

the biggest takeaway? Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! is the most important, influential cultural product of the century (so far)

Matthew Yglesias actively misrepresents left leaning policies because he's an unremarkable centrist engagement troll and people should generally stop listening to him

Christ, he is supernaturally good at this.

Dick Cheney did more than anyone else to build up expansive and destructive executive branch powers in the wake of 9/11; he lived to see another president turn those same powers against his own daughter. He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.

Solid as a rock

Zohran is stone cold man. Putting out an ad in Arabic after all the Islamophobic shit that’s been thrown his way? Pure swag. Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back! Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary. Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest! #MundaneHalloween

Such a good goal. Heads up play all around, starting with the quick throw in. Off the ball movements by 3 (off the throw in … nice first touch too!) & 14 (as 2nd runner enters the box) are subtle but so pivotal to the space needed to pull off the 1-2 at top of the box and shot that followed.

I'm seeing a whole lot less outrage for the journalists of color who have been systematically discarded at places like NBC and CBS (and across journalism, really) than the response to Jimmy Kimmel's 5-day suspension.

Just like the team he covers, Zach’s recaps just keep getting more impressive.

The last two minutes of baseball….absolutely fuckin insane

they’re calling the hogs in happy valley as dabo swinney and his boys have put the big ten on notice down in the swamp

Has Indiana developed a new "Mendoza Line"?🤔

Okay, Buckeyes beat Penn State by 24 at home. Marker set. What are we gonna try to put up in Happy Valley next weekend?

Fine, we’ll just fucking do it again.

Khobie Martin is getting the same late carries in games as Kaelon did last year … and is doing every bit the part as Black did. We may not have a ton of depth, but after 1.5 seasons it seems clear our two-deep is deep enough to hold up at seemingly every position this year.

Indiana cannot stop murdering football teams

The amount of maniacal laughter I’ve unleashed during this 3rd Qtr is unmeasurable. #iufb is a no holds barred killing machine. The Ivan Drago of CFB.

#iufb staff went out and got a grown ass man that started half of his 50 GAMES at NC State, but missed last year year due to injury. Strips ball. Returns for TD. Next play our 4⭐️ DB collects fumble. Then our grown ass man from Maryland runs it in. People just mad cause they aren’t as good as us

Feels like this will be “The #iufb 2nd Half Offense, brought to you by The Law Firm of Hemby & Black”. And I’m more than okay with that. PS - Kudos to Danielson for actually pointing out that we have talented players.

Respecting #Caturday as any good leader should

[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP

#IUFB defense has as many picks (2) as it has allowed rushing yards (2). This unit is ELITE.

The Magic of the Cup!

Omar didn’t drop that one. #iufb be COOKIN’!!

we are so blessed to live in a time where Clemson and FSU are going to play in a night game where the loser might miss bowl eligibility

Fisher … then Sirratt … now Benson. Looks like this is the “depth test” game for #iubb we’ve all feared/expected to see as measuring stick.

Cristobal seeing his national championship getting taken from him

That was SUPER Targeting against Caleb Downs and you cannot tell me otherwise. Bullshit they protect Ohio State like this. He’s way too good of a player to be doing that horseshit.

Man, fuck the Big Ten Conference. All the way up and down. Cowards.

The College Football Blitz, today

Another fundamentally cynical aspect of this narrative is the idea that pundits like Douthats wouldn't *also* accuse Democrats of radicalism if they passed a bunch of 'kitchen-table' policies. Are we really gonna pretend the NYT op-ed page would support a $20 minimum wage?

It really is amazing that when a popular young Democratic politician who wants to solve real problems for people beats an old-guard institutionalist Democrat in a primary, the institutionalist Democrat just stays in the race and basically runs as a Republican.

China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans

I can’t stress this enough: you cannot understand politics without reading this paragraph about why there’s no such thing as a 1/3rd pound hamburger

ESPN Big Ten games with Wayne Larrivee and Randy Wright. Saturdays at 11am. Featuring some combination of Indiana, Minnesota, Northwestern, Purdue, and Illinois.

very cool Home Depot, can we take it down a few notches

I think everyone, no matter what side of the aisle you are on, can agree that disrespecting your wife in such a public fashion is a move only a 100% bonafide total piece of shit would make

good writing about good writing

So she saw the attention and media career of Riley Gaines and said let me get in on that bullshit for women's soccer. Elizabeth Eddy's career is about as successful That the NY Post used a photo of Banda here is a special level of racist and vile