They’re charging more to watch Qatar play in Seattle than they were charging to watch the actual World Cup Final in Qatar

say what you want about the prequels, but the design of that starfighter is perfect.

Official official statement on the arrest:

Look, this pizza is FINE. It's a great pizza for a regional American chain. But this pizza hasn't tested itself against the highest levels of pizza in Europe, so I'm not sure it should represent us in international competition when there are several more qualified pizzas being cooked in Belgium.

Welp there’s no unseeing this

It sucks that it really is business as usual for a star NFL player to be arrested for domestic violence and return to practice without consequence

There’s no way you can predict the next word in this sentence.

it is in absolutely everybody’s best interests to develop some hobbies aside from Phone

It's great how this clip gets better every time I see it

doesn't matter when or where you say it, that room will suddenly have crickets and an air conditioner you can hear crystal clear.

Never seen her play before but she has the game of a balding old man at the rec gym nicknamed “Oatmeal”

Americans cannot feature their government collapsed, quietly, after an implicit threat of violence against the Republic (Jan 6) was met with barely a response by the Democratic President. You have been in a Civil War for 5 years now. But only one side is fighting. The Democrats are dissociating.

Remember when comic book movies weren't cinema? But now AI slop is...go retire old man. The movies don't actually need you anymore if this is what you have to offer.

The money was always there for the good things.

This is it. Follow the money.

ALRIGHT HERES THE SITUATION

Oh sweet, another cool thing for him to completely misunderstand. Lovely!

Isreal just ordering citizens in another country to evacuate. So happy with how much the Dems powered up this "most moral army in the world"

Abe Lucas accidentally became the most important person dot meme

They traded for two great DBs and the best pass rusher of a generation because of what the Seahawks have built. It's as much a sign if respect as it is an announcement of their intentions. Oh well. SUPER BOWL 60 CHAMPS!

All this to beat Sam Darnold

I hate it. I hate everything about it.

fired from image comics for pitching a comic where a middle aged man has a normal relationship with his wife, his father and his son

thinking about this a lot today

Time to delete your Linktree!

Expecting Bargatze to carry this like Keaton in Mr. Mom is sure a choice one could make.

U.S. Mutant Ninja Turtles. Every single time I see it.

because people aren’t people anymore — they’re consumers. their job is buy and get out

The mental weight of watching society solve so many accessibility problems when "healthy" people needed it, and then rip that back away while ignoring an ongoing health crisis that made life MORE limited and dangerous for those with disabilities? Hard to fully express!

So much of the pandemic was us finding out life actually could be easier and better and more accessible, and then watching them peel every scrap of that back out of our hands & lives, often for incoherent reasons. (return to office!)

Thunder fans having a normal one… Anyways fuck OKC, bring back the Sonics, etc.

Sack him.

YES! we should be getting one of these every year and half.

Everyone who ignored the wave of conservatives censoring departments , protesters , and then pretending it only started with white people they liked This was ALWAYS THE GOAL censorship always starts with choosing the people everyone agrees to be censored

Josh Hart crashing the boards against Wemby gonna look like

Luke Kornet blocked that Hartenstein shot like it was a Magic City promotion

"a goofy movie": a humble title. why it's not even necessarily "the" goofy movie. we simply, respectfully offer you this story for your consideration "doug's 1st movie": the hubris of icarus. the unbridled audacity to imply that this is only the 1st chapter of the Doug Cinematic Universe. pathetic

The flopping hatred is not stopping with Shai!!

PSG lost Messi, Mbappe, and Neymar and then won back-to-back Champions League Finals. Luis Enrique is that dude.

Need the game 7 refs for tonight to take some notes here. You don't reward offensive players hunting for fouls!

Trump is what happens when a bunch of slave owners set up a government to protect their wealth by establishing elite rule through the Senate, Electoral College, and no one fixing it for 250 years

Pulisic getting nervous seeing so many posts about Raya again

Happening today: Former Meta staffers host an Orca Dance Party at Mark Zuckerberg’s super yacht in Seattle.

Not just Democrats, but Republicans that have a single sliver of daylight between them and Trump or the Christian nationalist wing of the party (see how Oath Keepers intimidated Raffensperger and unnamed people breaking into his recently widowed daughter-in-law's home and turning on all the lights)

They dropped the premier episode of Star City on the same day of the For All Mankind season finale?! They sure don't advertise for shit, but Apple TV might just know what they're doing.

This is the best he could come up with after DAYS of knowing he'd have to talk about it?! His first concussion this year is going to make me laugh so fucking hard.

maybe jaxon dart can introduce these two