Michael Saenz #1986 rb.gy/64s6i

take me back to larry enticer

Two minute warning is bull shit. End of the half should come like a knife in the dark

good afternoon

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

we were gonna go to the fair but instead we got ham italians and walked into the woods off the old tote roads

i wish they’d let gregg turkington run a one-man broadcast booth for a football game. he’d just call every field goal attempt good and then go back to talking about the lettering on the jerseys

plankton singing simple man but instead of simple it's sleepy

Hiding in the dense foliage and farting my ass off

Have you ever once considered that in their culture, blueberry has three b's?

brb strapping roman candles to the hood of the fanner 440 before gettin shattered off high grav & ripping down the pasture at a buck ten

when you're being mean to me this is who you're being mean to btw

The dire "pull up" is the most emphatic instruction a piece of equipment has ever given.

my favorite part of being a gangstalker is that no one ever believes my victims

SIGINT #881 from NROL-82 (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. House of Hail 2. WWII Stack of Ham Sandwiches

The first rule of Trader Joe’s is never fall in love

kicking my neighbor's kid in the face cause i thought it was a goblin

reverse cowgirl and i am not involved, i’m actually across town talking to a guy about an ATV

Do you sell anything at this store that fulfills a need

applying for jobs again

Really good 98.css implementation felixrieseberg.github.io/clippy/

Betty by Taylor Swift is just Come Home Perry from Phineas and Ferb with different lyrics

brundun frasor, starrint in new Hit Movie _buttered boy_ (2001) co star jim west , : direct byy ;football legend : ; horse lee jones 33 minutes rune time

got queso on my hoodie i aint een mad about it

i'm going to heat up some lasagna.

this is russel

Compiling a list of the complicit FBOs would be a worthwhile endeavor too, IMHO; here’s a person in an ICE jacket dragging a pile of shackles towards DHS vans as three people, chained at their waist, wrists, and ankles, walk up air stairs provided by Signature Aviation at MSP on Wednesday.

girl temporarily forgets, then rediscovers, how to clap

starting a bar fight by asking if getting his ass kicked is "some weird fetish"

(freaky jeb bush) please make that ass clap

I'M SORRY DAVE - dashare.zone ADMIN

good morning

ravioli feedbag

beach

good morning

Every time I walk by a little league game i run through numerous scenarios of how I would defend myself if all the kids spontaneously started attacking me with their bats. In every one of those scenarios I lose.

I keep a frozen pizza that I once burned on the mantelpiece as a reminder of one the lowest points of my marriage

i think we should all drink 2 beers and then attempt to decipher some charts