Vintage, delicious Mexico defeat Had 80% of the ball, half a dozen missed chances, they’ll spend 20 years telling us how an inter tangled web of the refs, U.S. Soccer, and god himself conspired to cheat them out of the victory, and in reality, they only have themselves to blame Football heritage

You motherfuckers have Will Stancil posting about it now. The absurdity we’re gonna have to deal with now. The dumbest fucking posters on this dumb fucking site who hadn’t even heard of soccer until ten minutes ago gonna reverse polarize themselves into the most absurd soccer takes ever conceived of

personally I think FIFA should throw everyone a curveball and say Mamdani convinced them to rescind the suspension

From the Telemundo broadcast just now by the commentary team during a slow-mo replay of the goal and a shot of Haaland with his hair down: "This is a perfect goal. The ball didn't touch anything." In exaggerated, gravely, dramatic voice: "TERMINATOR"

you know who else made a call to a higher power to reverse a penalty for us

Ricardo Pepi

Why do I care what he fucking says about anything?

so -this is entirely bog-standard international football governance, nothing new at all has happened here -it is also standard for fans of other teams to get up on their high horses when they're not the ones benefiting from it this time around

let’s fucking go

Folarin Balogun will be available to play the USMNT’s round of 16 match against Belgium, with his one-game red-card ban that he received against Bosnia and Herzegovina suspended.

Whew I was worried bribery didn’t work for a minute www.nytimes.com/athletic/742...

america invented the atom bomb but we also invented all you can eat buffets so it's hard to say if america is good or bad

new metaphor just dropped

Never impulse ordered something so fast.

CABO VERDE, THE ONLY TEAM IN FIFA WORLD CUP HISTORY TO BE UNDEFEATED IN REGULATION

Miami, take care of my Cabo Verde lads tonight

Cape Verde defeats Argentina via a 2-3 loss in extra time

Golazo from Sidny Lopes Cabral, level again

Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?

CABO VERDE UNDEFEATED IN REGULATION IN ALL WORLD CUPS

stopping a one on one messi shot with your dick is a generational story to tell

Last year ICE said a man tried to murder a female ICE officer while she was trying to arrest him. They swore under oath he grabbed her by the neck and tried to choke her to death. He was even indicted for attempted murder. Problem is, it never happened! Bystander video unraveled the lie.

most irritating part of "how can you root for the US did you know we are bad" is why the fuck do you think I got here without thinking about all this and coming to my own peace with it why do I have to be in the slow lane with you, ever you missed this meeting I'm not giving you my notes

Getting the boys together for this Austria-Spain matchup

Can’t sleep, went for it @phat7deuce.bsky.social

🔊 Sound On

Now we appeal the Balogun suspension in the Northern District of Texas

Country Roads is a million times better than Sweet Caroline and I’ll die on that hill

An entire app of people who post specifically For Me

fun fact: Balogun in Yoruba basically means "general" or "commander" but most literally translates to "war dad"

I Bosnia Her Zegovina is this anything

I respect Pochettino’s commitment to dressing like a scientist who tries to warn everyone in the first act of a Jurassic Park movie

I'm the one in the bar starting the 'birthright citizenship' chant

DR Giguere

The legal arguments for Trump's birthright citizenship executive order are vapid and embarrassing. Multiple lower court judges legit laughed DOJ lawyers out of the room. The fact that four Supreme Court justices twisted themselves into logical pretzels to buy it is a constitutional emergency.

Me Myself and I projecting for 🇺🇸⚽🇧🇦 tomorrow...

seriously though, there were years of evidence that Paraguay was a really solid defending team and USMNT tore through them like a hot knife through butter and weirdly a ton of people including Americans went with the narrative that it was the equivalent of playing Southeast Minnesota Tech

Should’ve known they were gonna do something when they blew up their own fucking stadium in the last home game before the World Cup

OH NO! MY PHONE!

Things I never thought I would type: look at how they greeted the Algerian team arriving back at the DoubleTree in Lawrence, Kansas

I wrote about it. www.espn.com/soccer/story...

We made it, Grant