"...anyway that's how I would use AI to make porn." "right sorry the question was will captain america's son be in doomsday."

a ballroom has a core strategic weakness: the man in the back saying “everyone attack”

HOLY SHIT

Proposal for a PROUN street celebration, by El Lissitzky, 1923

Those of us in the pro-democracy movement can and should hold both of these positions. 1. We unequivocally reject violence. 2. We will unequivocally oppose efforts by this administration to use last night as an excuse to try to suppress criticism and criminalize dissent.

it’s time for dianna russini to reactivate her socials and go on the offensive

This is not the time for wild speculation about what happened. It’s time to bet on Kalshi about what happened

"Shit I've done enough" LeBron then groans trying to get out of the chair in the most relatable thing to me ever

have muppets always served in integrated units or did Truman have to integrate Muppets into white units

Something we don’t address enough is how many people, especially adults, do not have a working imagination.

Fuck you’re telling me that a really shitty swimmer with no qualifications other than losing was wrong about this issue?

Another edible mascot has entered Mouth Heaven!

Mike Vrabel being stopped from submitting a draft card with his wife's name on it

it’s amazing how much better the sped up draft is, can’t believe we used to give teams two Bluey episodes to make a pick

Francis Mauigoa’s jacket is a tribute to Samoa, its sick as hell

Meanwhile in the MASL, there was a whole-ass brawl between players and fans after game one of the cup final. MLS could never.

Logan Gilbert just caught the ball inside his jersey on a comebacker

Pro soccer players reaction after barely missing with a shot that would leave a normal person in the hospital if they tried it

i think it is cool that the president of the united states routinely slurs black people as biological inferior

Evergreen

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

The full McDonalds segment in which Charles Barkley brings up the Ice Spice incident and they show the security cam video. The studio crew is loving this

made a pope leo mii

🎶this is how legends are made🎶

Famously vengeful Knicks owner Jim Dolan has long spied on people at his iconic arenas. WIRED goes deep inside the operation that allegedly tracked a trans woman, lawyers, protesters, and more. www.wired.com/story/madiso...

Sports owners are using tech to build private surveillance states — while taking public money. Which means that Knicks owner James Dolan is the future. In a new collaboration with @wired.com, we go inside how MSG secretly watches fans, surveils kids, tracks players… youtu.be/yNZ3hJPN5Vc?...

Zohran Mamdani: "If you are a Mario Kart fan, government is Yoshi and philanthropy is the Golden Mushroom, that edge we need to beat Bowser on the Rainbow Road. To belabor this metaphor even further, Bowser is corporate greed in this scenario."

Update: I reached out to the photographer, Chantal Anderson, who told me this was pure coincidence - says she’s never seen the Donovan photo (until, of course, I sent it her way, 😂).

You'll get it but you need to watch the slide a dozen times and friends, it is worth it

At UCLA, Jackie Robinson did it all. Introducing our first-ever button-down jersey and wool hat, part of a collection inspired by Jackie Robinson’s time at UCLA. Available now on Jackie Robinson Day. www.homefieldapparel.com/collections/...

Hey, so this is cool. I’ve got a Peace Prize too, you fascist ass.

FC St. Pauli presents the Peace Prize in the US for the first time. The award honors individuals and initiatives that stand for solidarity, participation, and respectful coexistence. The first recipient is Wes Burdine, owner of the Black Hart of Saint Paul in Minnesota. #fcsp

god DAMN

Breaking: We’ve updated tonight’s Ichiro Replica Statue giveaway.

There is no McTry.

Somehow, the bodycam footage of Alabama police arresting a Black pastor watering his vacationing neighbor's flowers makes the story even more surreal than the headline suggests. They keep threatening to cuff a man who is *actively spraying planter boxes the entire time*.

I AM GOING TO BURN DOWN THE SHED UNLESS WE HAVE PIZZA ROLLS FOR DINNER TONIGHT [mom sighs, rolls her eyes, writes "pizza rolls" on the grocery list for next week] I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO BURN DOWN THE SHED

The thing about there needing to be a path of redemption for people who have been “canceled” is: there already is a path to redemption and it’s called “redeeming yourself.” The path is open! No one is blocking that! You just have to do it!

One last routine for the Bruins girlies

Thinking about Jordin Canada, Monique Billings, Charisma Osborne, Kennedy Burke, Michaela Onyenwere, Japreece Dean and all the other great players who built this UCLA program over the last 15 years. It’s been a long journey and so many people made this possible for this amazing team.

Lauren Betts was stunned to win the Most Outstanding Player

The Resurrection: The Angel Rolling Away the Stone from the Sepulchre, by William Blake, 1808, 📸 by Kayleigh K

A President simply cannot do this. It’s not like “controversial” or “breaking norms.” The President not controlling our money is the main structural support beam of American democracy. It’s the whole fucking thing. You let him do this, you have ended the separation of powers.

One of the best fan photos you'll ever see. I wish I knew who to credit. If you know, please share.

You can really tell America is winning this war when the president panic posts “open the fuckin’ strait, you crazy bastards” at 5 am on Easter Sunday along with an extension on their deadline

JO ADELL DID IT AGAIN

“I will beat Geno’s ass” - Dawn Staley

My car has depression (check engine light is on).