the vice president is a klansman

A Moment™ that went absolutely nowhere, an all-time bungle of lazy, overly cautious booking and performance. So yeah, truly represents their company in 2025. Good choice!

Every live version of a Counting Crows song sounds like a cover by a band that’s trying to learn the song as they’re playing it.

*extremely maybe something going on with your eyebrows voice* Folks,

rfk will not rest until your kid is dead wapo.st/4s2l2zn

dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad

So angry about that Health and Human Services video I just saw that I can’t even bear to repost it. Leave trans people alone and let them have their healthcare and live their lives, period, end of sentence, stop being so FUCKING weird about this!!!

I will NEVER vote for a politician who votes for anti-trans legislation. Never. I don't care who it is, it's a dead issue. Move on. If my vote is so important to the future of democracy they should have thought of that before they voted to exterminate my child.

We are not attacking Venezuela to "distract" from anything, we are doing it because we are an imperial power that likes to push people around to get what we want. This is not a good country, it's not complicated

One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/

*extremely cold that makes you perma-shrug voice* Folks,

When the issue was forgiving student loans, there was a lot of grumbling from the older generations about it, about how they had done it the hard way (even though costs were much lower then) and the Kids Today should too. But when it comes to Kids Today doing the actual work? Meh, they don't care.

This. This was the formative event of my generation & our entire politics in 🇺🇸. The structural break after which we were no longer a full democracy, when 5 Wizards In Robes decided they were a super-legislature & counting all the actual votes didn’t matter. The rest has been 25 years of commentary.

The Speedball/Fletcher match was AMAZING.

generational discourse can be solved once and for all by distinguishing between "remembers no computers", "remembers no personal computers", and "remembers no cell phones". everything before that fought in wars. everything after that is, best case scenario, inventing the borg

Saying "it's good that this is happening" isn't the same as saying "the people who are doing this are good." Scumbag politicians figuring out what the progressive base wants and giving it to them is an essential part of making the country better. Always has been, always will be.

Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.

id vote for the somebody with the stones to say we need to be culturally abnormal because the culture is not working for everybody instead of governor nosy neighbor from the addams family over here sitting like a dork in his slippery bottom rich twat shoes

It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.

They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.

Sorry to anyone who thought Wokeness was annoying but as we now know it's the price we pay for a civilized society

Imagine the number of times John Cena has had to utter the sentence, “Dad, just SHUT up.”

"The playbook here is familiar," @parkermolloy.com writes for HW. "Find a trans person in a position of minor institutional authority. Manufacture or amplify a confrontation. Blast it through the conservative media ecosystem until it becomes national news. Watch as institutions capitulate."

Bryan: Larry the dog. Dave: He passed away. CM Punk and AJ Lee’s dog that they had for, uh…since 2014? 2015? Yeah. It’s the dog Kenny Omega tried to save at the All Out thing. It’s too bad. Dogs. They don’t…they don’t live for a long time. Bryan: Yes.

AI is Newspeak. It's a mechanism for mass deception, a machine that eats knowledge and spits out propaganda, a fundamental change that is chipping away at our ability to think and to communicate. But it's also a massive financial scam. Its architects should be put on trial right beside ICE goons

Love to have an incredibly vital skill and be reduced to the status of a janitor mucking out the shit from a broken toilet that nobody cares enough to repair because it's been named the world's most important and influential toilet by billionaires trying to turn it into a tourist attraction

and you know what? these students should also be judged, and judged harshly for this. running to the admins and state legislators and the press because you got a fairly earned failing grade on an assignment is and should be seen as a mark of extremely poor character. it makes you a very bad person.

Had to say so long today. He was a good dog.

With his new comedy show and debut novel, is it time to let Louis C.K. force women to watch him masturbate again?

*extremely starting to bundle up voice* Folks,

This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Seth Rollins attempting to justify owning a Cybertruck is bad enough but deciding to tell the story of experiencing road rage at someone flipping him off while taking his daughter to school in the Cybertruck certifies him as a life long loser.

This ep is about a species without gender, so pronouns inevitably come up. Riker makes a mistake and gets corrected. He apologizes, asks what pronouns Soren prefers, and then says he will do his best to be better going forward. If Riker could figure this out in 1992, your MAGA uncle has no excuse.

My official C2 prediction is that Kyle wins his block with Okada being the runner up. Meanwhile, Takeshita will win his block and the whole thing so he still has a belt after losing at Wrestle Kingdom.

What was the point of merging the two belts with a new belt if the new belt isn’t what’s on the line in the Continental Classic? #aewdynamite

Oh, dang, is The Chair Company really about how local corruption and cronyism leads to the downfall of established institutions because we’re too distracted and disconnected from the people around us thanks to the artificial nature of the online world?

remember the time that spider-man's clone died and turned to dust on a roof then spider-man just left the remains there with the clothes and shoes and everything

i think you should not use alternate themes for your fuckin top star, sucks the air out of the crowd when they're like "?? ... oh. it's him. YAY."

not unique to wikipedia but i love that every list of "wrestling controversies" is like - double murder suicide - they booked the world title bad - industrial accident murder - they booked the world title bad - organized crime murder - organized crime murder

*extremely sick look voice* Folks,

This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

he's sort of like if sean penn's character in one battle after another survived both murder attempts

It's always hard to pick a worst day politically, but today the president called for the death of members of the opposition party, and the administration decided that people were being too hard on the swastika

Actually the question that occurs to me is "will you nominate him anyway even after years of people telling you they won't vote for him if you do, and then when you lose as you were warned you would, will you blame not yourselves but the people who warned you."

Don’t make me tap the sign.

It does feel like we're all going insane. We *know* he's implicated in Epstein's abuse. He's lashing out, in a misogynistic way, when questioned about it. We know. Why isn't every news stations 24hour coverage of the president being a child abuser? It should be wall-to-wall

Every single shot from The Simpsons and Fortnite crossover looks like a stain on someone’s soul.

"Matt Cardona (aka Zack Ryder) is reportedly not signed to a WWE contract." lol