If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

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There needs to be trials and there needs to be people sent to die in a prison cell. Consequences must fall on the people who issued the orders and those who carried them out. We must make the punishment of these people a national spectacle that will be remembered for generations.

What I learned tonight is the future of the Democratic Party is a trans Muslim CIA agent wine mom who wants to eliminate capitalism and barter with people on the free bus.

Zohran was polling at six percent in January. Nothing is impossible

Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now

i hope to see enterprising democrats announce their intent to retire schumer and gillibrand over the next two years.

I'm approaching dangerous levels of libbing tf out. Lets fucking GO!!!!!

Happy Zohran Day to all who celebrate!!

Imagine dying and "shot a guy in the face" doesn't make the list of top 10 worst things you did.

Lmao Bari Weiss hire already paying off

Is there ever going to be an interviewer who pushes back and tells him that immigrants seeking asylum is different than insane asylums?

Posting a photo of Ceausescu’s bathroom for no apparent reason.

Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich

Kinda not sure what we're supposed to do about chatGPT being as normalized as it is. I feel like everyone that's either very young or very old is into it, millennials largely being the only normal ones lol

Game 3 of the World Series will continue until morale improves.

There’s no c̶r̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ sleeping in baseball

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

I’m watching the World Series. I’m taking part o the Stanford prison experiment. I’m at the combination World Series/Stanford prison experiment

[Carl Sagan voice]: Game 3 is all that is or was or ever will be

I take no pleasure to report that the reciprocal tariffs costume is sold out

A lesson for the Labour Party - even if you deported a hundred thousand migrants, or five hundred thousand, Nigel Farage would just tell people you hadn't, and they'd believe him.

Might be the most vacuous person of the last decade. An empty vessel for lobbyist cash.

This really was one of my main takeaways

Retire, please. For the love of god, retire.

Temu Versailles.

you can’t really call this anything other than cowardice

It’s far from the most important thing, morally right now, or in terms of the human stakes, but the ballroom thing is really breaking my brain.

A fun byproduct of unitary executive theory—if the president controls everyone under him, he can demand they transfer hundreds of millions in tax dollars into his bank account

Entire government is an extortion racket.

Yes, AIPAC. I do support human rights. Thanks for noticing!

I’m not saying they’re Nazis. I’m saying being a Nazi isn’t a deal-breaker for them. I’m saying at a minimum they’re Good Germans.

the symbolism of “Trump destroying the White House for a overpriced luxury vanity project, during a government shut down, days after a historically-large mass demonstration against his regime called “No Kings”’ would be rightly viewed as laying it on a little thick if it was in a work of fiction

shocked to learn that the president lied about this and also this is a horrible defacing of a building that belongs to the people of the United States, not donald trump

This photo of Trump destroying the White House, while he destroys our nation is going to be in the history books.

The thing is that conservatives DO love having a king. That was like a whole bit in Sideshow Bob Roberts

An entire editorial starting from the (obvious but non-insightful) point that it’s easier to win in solidly red districts with a moderate D vs left-wing D and then extrapolating that to all races is just pure wish-casting by an editorial board that prefers moderates.

Not sure why this image is so shocking, given everything he’s done but: it’s shocking! www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

We gotta do a nationwide inquest into antisocial behavior. Leaving your dog's poop on the street. Not returning shopping carts. The What's Wrong With You initiative

Did they check the British museum?

This should be Time Magazine’s 2025 Photo of the Year:

I think this moment of people feeling nervous about something and doing it anyway could prove quite liberating and profound

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

npr: so, no kings tyrannosaurus rex: yes npr: how shall I put this trex: this interview is over

#nokings Portland frog brigade

Frogs for freedom. #NoKings

Nye: We are here to tell our lawmakers that what's going on in our government is wrong. They must stop the abuses of this petulant president and his circle of sycophants. No thrones, no crowns, no king

No kings except Omar.