Ever since I first met Telly while working in Atlanta restaurants I knew she was destined for great things!

Here it is, my first post for @weareravenous.com. It's about chef Telly Justice of HAGS, and her mission to bring pay-what-you-can dining to restaurants across the country, and the world. I'm so excited its out in the world. www.weareravenous.com/pay-what-you...

DAWKINS: You idiots believe in God? ALSO DAWKINS: The Computer is alive. And it’s also my girlfriend

Mikel Arteta has finally got his tactics right (Bukayo Saka playing soccer instead of being injured)

Incredible delivery from Tim.

Welcome back, old friend.

my dumbass son ordered meatloaf at the korean restaurant

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It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.

Screaming

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

it’s gritney bitch

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

Raskin to Bondi: "You're not showing a lot interest in the victims. Whether it's Epstein's human trafficking ring or the homicidal government violence against citizens in Minneapolis, as AG you're siding with the perpetrators and ignoring the victims."

Cohen to Bondi: "You tried to investigate Ms. Good's widow and you tried to investigate Mr. Pretti. They were executed like Kristi Noem executed her dog."

and here is the second clip

*hits blunt harder* Baseball= turn based Football = turn based Soccer= real time Hockey = real time Basketball = real time

I cannot emphasize enough that what he's singing here, obscured by beeps, is "If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass, he'd better fuck off"

I owe you an apology, Amber Glenn. I wasn't really familiar with your Magic: The Gathering Game.

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60 MILLION DOWN THE DRAIN KAI HAVERTZ SCORES AGAIN

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

I’m convinced Arsenal benefit from so many OGs bc they’ve scared the opposition on set pieces to the point they make nervy mistakes

every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”

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THEY TRIED TO GET A WARRANT TO CRIMINALLY INVESTIGATE THE WOMAN THEY SHOT DEAD

Every time there’s slightly irregular news from the White House.

If you vote for Gavin Newsom, I will kick you in the fucking dick, if you give a dollar to Matt Yglesias, I will kick you in the fucking dick, there is no negotiation with fascism, you do not need advice on fighting a dragon from someone who’s never even smelled the fire

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

This is hilarious... 😂

They have fucking assault rifles and we have whistles and they’re scared shitless, because they know we’d rather be righteous and dead than ever be them.

Cucurella should get a 2nd yellow for lying about getting the ball on that foul

People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .

dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂

I’m an American and I hate all of this evil shit. All of it. Fuck you if you don’t.

Every recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize has invaded and kidnapped the president of a country. Really makes you think.

If Jews run the world then why was everything closed yesterday

Not Odegaard regaining confidence bluemoji.io/cdn-proxy/64...

What a great headline

Victory might be fleeting but you should always savor it anyway