this is the right way to eat them

people need to start using IMAP and thick email clients again. only way to not be impacted by the Gemini shit google keeps forcing on us

my name is dr richard cornholio and i’m a practicing oncologist here at mount sinai. i’m sure you’re wondering: yes my name is spelled like that and yes i do occasionally need toilet paper for my butthole. but my need is no greater than yours or most anyone else’s

The JD in JD Vance stands for Jiant Dumbass (mom too stupid to spell giant)

it really can't be said enough that this is a person who has dined with the president of the united states

me right before clicking on a fucking substack link

this is phishing for password hints

The latest Class pod with @meganromer.bsky.social DSA's national cochair about her journey out of liberalism, and the political education that inspires her. Check it out here ⤵️ and like and subscribe to Class, the NPEC podcast! www.buzzsprout.com/2021076/epis...

doom, title screen, playstation (1995) www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3xq...

Biden died in July 2024

f to a real one

hate when the plexiglass at the pharmacy announces what i'm trying to buy so it can get unlocked "customer service needed at the deodorant department. customer service needed in the adult diaper department" yeah, i already know i got problems the entire store doesn't need to know.

Donald Trump is like the Blade of pedophiles. He walks among them, he shares their strengths and cravings but none of their weaknesses, and sometimes he kills them. And he doesn’t pay his taxes.

Cool. I’ll be eating chips like a human being.

doom is forever

Now that being a pedophile is openly accepted on the right, MAGA rappers are switching to pop punk

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

Never forget — everyone is fighting a battle you can't see

movie mindset

Democratic Socialists of America — We are at 100,000 members! 🌹 dsausa.org/join

pissed off at these two for being so comfortable. look how smug they are. god im so fucking mad at them

i wanna be in times square i wanna be without hair i wanna watch rumble on speaker phone i wanna watch dan bongino

the internet sucks now and most of it is fake, but you can just email people still and that's pretty neat

its gonna be so funny when you kill this website, you fuckin jackasses. i honestly cant wait @safety.bsky.app @jay.bsky.team @pfrazee.com

hillary clinton voice: people need to stop seeing Send Help (2026) and start Leaving Reviews on Yelp

Some seven hours after at least three morning apprehensions around the Heights, Ward D Councilman Jake Ephros, who represents the neighborhood, held an emergency community meeting inside his small office on Central Avenue. jcitytimes.com/jersey-city-...

i was first exposed to the sci-fi era of mst3k as a kid flipping channels at my grandma's, so excited for this

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to wake up at 5 am and don 30 lbs of tactical gear you bought off amazon to sit in a chevy tahoe in the parking lot of the elementary school where you kidnapped a five year old kid to intimidate his teachers. good luck soldier

stupid motherfucker

lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live

That "important information about your Peacock subscription" email is going to hit like a full can of soda being thrown at a nWo member in 1997

What did Obama mean by this?

Trump Asks Nicki Minaj To Explain Eating Ass https://theonion.com/trump-asks-nicki-minaj-to-explain-eating-ass/

Ernie Bushmiller, 1947

If only...

Probably about 20% of the Second presidency of Donald Trump navbox (a template that appears at the bottom of related pages) is devoted to a category called "Democratic backsliding"

RIP Dan. A true friend and an all time Philly guy. I will miss hanging out with him in Wildwood and the weird bootleg stuff he would randomly send to me.

Dan McQuade, 1983–2026: defector.com/dan-mcquade-...

Possible that for lifetime stats Wil Wheaton is the most annoying person to ever exist..he started young and kept up that level of competitiveness for decades

tin soldiers and trump's coming we're finally on our own this winter i hear the drumming another dead in minnesota gotta get down to it soldiers are gunning us down should've been done long ago what if you knew him and found him dead on the ground? how can you run when you know?

every inch of my entire home state "is a border" according to CBP. ridiculous

life begins at conception? life begins at birth? no, life begins when you listen to The Stooges - Fun House (1970) for the first time. heard it for the first time as a five year old? as a thirty year old? congrats you're now a person. never listen to it? you can be aborted at any time

why he jerkin it

signs left at alex pretti’s memorial in minneapolis: “i love you so much / i’ll miss you forever” photo with a friend, “i would have done the same. RIP alex,” a stethoscope and “we’ll take it from here, alex” and a tshirt for the minnesota nurses association