Agentic harness for the oracle at Delphi

My White House Correspondents Dinner With Andre

JFK did not kill himself. He was murdered. The truth is coming for us all. theonion.info

I'm so glad that Palantir released the cliff notes of The Technological Republic which is a truly chilling book. It should be an issue for everyone that they already published this in February 2025. We need much faster response times!

Good @mattpolprof.bsky.social look at anti-intellectualism of the right up through MAGA: "We see this today in how DeSantis, Trump, and the MAGA intelligentsia obstruct ordinary people from thinking about the colonialism and slavery of the American founding." www.liberalcurrents.com/the-right-wa...

This is why Russ Vought defunded USAID, attacked NEA and NIH, caused CPB to commit suicide, is defund the Dep’t of Eduction, is trying to kill the CFPB, has attacked NIH and NSF, tried to kill the IMLS, closed the Kennedy Center and just yesterday took over the Presidio to turn it back to a prison.

An IEEE conference has published a plagiarised version of a paper I wrote with @seph.bsky.social. I already reported it to the conference chairs and the IEEE Ethics Reporting Line 3 months ago, and nothing happened. Original: arxiv.org/abs/2409.14252 Plagiarised: ieeexplore.ieee.org/document/113...

the chicago pope is over on twitter being christlike and everyone's biblesplaining him in the replies lol

It's Wednesday: treat yourself to some "Setting Up A Room"

Again and again, I return to the same thought about authoritarianism, fascism, reactionary thinking, whatever you want to call it: it is not an alternative analysis or an alternative set of values. It is permission to wallow in brainstem-level feelings. It is permission to ignore the frontal cortex.

accept no substitutes

My "We don't allow bets on assassinations and murder" ad campaign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the ad campaign

As sad as his passing is, he made it to to the amazing age of 94, making everyone else look like slackers. www.backtothefuture.com/news/2026/3/...

Moby Dick bodily burst into view!

Alright y’all this is a small thing but an easy one Stop buying books from Amazon Instead buy them from Bookshop.com which supports your local bookstores Here’s a 20% discount on your first order refer.bookshop.org/jen52349

Here's something that's bothered me for years: why are scrambled eggs so much easier to eat? I feel like I could eat 8 scrambled eggs without even thinking. Eight fried eggs feels like a lot. Eight boiled eggs? Absurd

Holy shit we might have a cure for sickle cell anemia

R.I.P. Chuck Norris and thanks for everything! Chuck Norris’s official website in 2006

Thank you to everyone who supported this campaign. Together we were able to do things never seen in American politics, to set a new standard from what we should expect from the people who try to represent us. What we built matters, regardless of the outcome. And the work isn’t over.

marc andreessen is the one guy who’s got me thinking that maybe skull shape does have some impact on intelligence

Unfortunately I see Cybertrucks fairly regularly now, yet each time one passes me I am overcome with the same feeling of revulsion that I had when I first laid eyes upon it

mom can you pick me up at the strait of hormuz, my friends are laughing at me and wont help

Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems

almost literally Trump tonight

Sup bitches You old

"You people are never happy" is such a funny way of saying "You people just keep finding ways to improve our community"

Every once in a while, I think about the fact that Trump was cast as the U.S. president in "Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!" but then decided to run for the actual office of president instead. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-featur...

Still seems crazy that Richard Hanania wrote for years under a white power banner and is just like, part of the media landscape.

The failure of local news outlets, even in blue markets, to accurately cover this President is a huge issue. This isn't some Sinclair or Nexstar station. Local news matters because people still trust it, and we've got TV stations doing Trump's job for him.

thinking about how Savannah Guthrie had to cancel her trip to work the Olympics because of her mom’s kidnapping but the guy who heads up the investigative body handling the case was posting pictures of himself in the US hockey locker room today lol

I used to be addicted to Twitter. I posted up to 100x/day. It disrupted my life. I have been interviewed at least 65 times about Twitter and doomscrolling. I no longer post on Twitter because it wasn't worth it anymore. There are other journalists who never post there either. Everything is a choice.

I don't usually do this but @fdsignifier.bsky.social is dealing with some YouTube financial shit and it's important for him that people watch this video on YouTube. It's a great analysis of Tyler Perry, whose work we should all know more about. youtu.be/cpgqWZyAJtM?...

Shoutout to Sean Archer, untiring in his efforts to keep America safe from domestic terrorism. …What’s that, he’s being impersonated by criminal mastermind Castor Troy after the two of them switched faces? Oh no!

Alysa Liu telling 60 Minutes “I love struggling, it makes me feel alive” is a legit revolutionary statement from a Bay Area native in a time when copious amounts of time and resources are being put toward convincing us to opt out of experiencing struggle, friction and self-actualization

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

The tech oligarchs pushing AI do not care if you can afford a computer, because they do not truly love the computer. aftermath.site/ram-prices-hdd...

some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing

RELATABLE 😭

My local bookshop understands their audience.

ah i feel a migraine coming on. time to do the smartest most helpful thing i can do (continue staring at my extremely bright phone 3 inches from my face for the next 30 minutes straight)

In honor of the late Bud Cort, the Joy of Positivity pick of the day at Nathan Rabin's Bad Ideas is the charming New Wave romantic comedy Electric Dreams. nathanrabin.substack.com/p/the-joy-of...

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

i'll do the dishes tomorrow

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll xikipedia.org

There's a deeply weird current of racist eugenicist shit in genetics/genomics that, while not why I left science, has me pretty content to stay out of it. (Gift link) www.nytimes.com/2026/01/24/u...