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This really shouldn't be possible, but here we are. A Mac Mini G4 running System 7.1 on bare metal. This is genuinely ridiculous. Watch the stream VoD to see it in action (SSW7 booted up for the first time at the 3hr45m mark) www.twitch.tv/videos/26355...

Wow, somehow I missed the news that Marc Andreesen's investment firm hired the guy who choked a homeless man to death on the subway. Their explanation for doing so is facially absurd, so you have to assume they're just symbolically endorsing vigilante violence.

RIP Steve Cropper youtu.be/iFQEsUjI0U8?...

I have been canceled and de-platformed for my political beliefs. Learn the full story in my feature-length essay in The Free Press, my interview on 60 Minutes, my chat/cooking demo on CBS Mornings, and my lecture series at the University of Austin.

Just watched the new Naked Gun - might be grading on a curve because I'm on an airplane, but I actually enjoyed it quite a bit, possibly more than 33⅓

i am not a christian but i have no idea why there isn't some big panic about a guy called "mr. beast" amassing tremendous amounts of fame and influence by literally getting people to do dangerous and degrading things

Private equity.

Alright, I’m gonna put out a call, since searches have come up blank: if anyone has a complete driver package for the MSI Mega 651 (or similar models), please, PLEASE archive it. Or send it to me and I’ll do it. If someone knows where one is, please let me know. (Reposts appreciated.) #MSI #Win98

IF I WALKED AROUND WEARING A TSHIRT THAT SAID "I'M A STUPID IDIOT" WITH A PROMINENT PRICE TAG SHOWING I PAID $10,000 AND A NOTE PROCLAIMING THAT ALL MONEY FROM SALES OF THAT SHIRT WENT TO THE KKK, I WOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO GET MAD WHEN PEOPLE ASSUMED I WAS A STUPID RACIST.

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When a company is sufficiently financialized, its product stops being what it sells and the consumer stops being the people buying its product. Its product becomes the promise of endless metastatic growth, and the consumer becomes its own CEO and those of investment firms.

HAPPY GAMERA DAY! 60th anniversary!!! The first Gamera movie, directed by Noriaki Yuasa, came out on this day in 1965.

i just reviewed 50+ applications for an arts award and most of them were written by chatgpt. And then the other reviewers said they put them into Gemini to rank them. At a certain point, if everyone is giving their thinking entirely over to AI, why are we even bothering with any of this anymore?

It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.

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wilma flintstone: i want to go to dubai fred flintstone: will abu dhabi do? wilma flintstone: jfc

Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

RIP Alice Wong. I would suggest folks read her book "Disability Visibility" in her memory.

I never thought I'd say this, but we need to shut down all the Goggins until we figure out what's going on.

I like how full text search of every book and human thought ever was a SOLVED PROBLEM in 2001, and now dicks at search engines and my own phone – a piece of silicon faster to respond than God was ever imagined in scripture – prevent it from working, _as a retroactive infantilizing design choice_.

but his emails (is this anything?)

this is the worst night of my life

when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale

Three tickets to CHALLENGERS please

The finale of the great TV comedy show Blackadder goes Forth. Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it. Every single time.

As much as I want to play VI, delay it until 2100 if that’s what it takes for a fair deal. Solidarity ✊🏻

he bought a $25b company for $44b and turned it into a $5b company

In Trump’s America, Everyone is a Final Girl: on surviving nonstop attacks from a horror movie president. I wrote about how we’re living in a horror movie we can’t turn off, the scariest horror movie villains are the ones who are real, and the real people who won't survive. LaneMoore.Substack.com

If you start the movie Weekend at Bernie's 2 and the song Down With the Sickness at the exact same time they don't sync up at all

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

Public options for essentials, strategic price interventions, investment in housing and childcare — this is antifascist economics. It tackles the material conditions that make authoritarianism appealing. In making life livable, democracy defends itself.

My school banned Magic: the Gathering two weeks after we started playing in the cafeteria at lunch, but the Suicide Encouragement App is still available on every device worldwide.

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

Mamdani was elected and already NYC is transing the trains.

My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings

Do any editors who follow me want to commission an essay on Zohran and the legacy of Jewish socialist New York

RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible

Change in Headline

Did Men With No Rizz Ruin the Workplace?

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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

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