Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President https://theonion.com/trump-asks-jd-vance-to-research-whether-president-allowed-to-kill-vice-president/

Reading abt bhutan rn and East Asia in general and it’s crazy Britain did all that and mfs still put canned peas and tuna on a baked potato

Between this, the epstein list, obsession with trans kids playing sports, & neverending conspiracy theories about what's going on in schoolsin general, you realize that the primary concern of the Republican party and its supporters is their deep desire to abuse children

What you fail to see Mr pope is pee pee poope poope

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My god they’re doing samurai champloo

I love this series by Finnish artist Emimi: poignant and profound illustrations in the style of a melancholy Furby anime from the '90s.

literally this

I actually think it’s good to have two massive unemployment events in the same decade.

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Wait the Witcher is on season 4?? I thought they cancelled it after homeboy went crazy abt “females” and wouldn’t stop playing Xbox

your honor, I believe it was Hoobastank who first said, “I’m not a perfect person”

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE

Six Democratic senators on the Senate Judiciary Committee (Durbin, Schiff, Whitehouse, Klobuchar, Coons, and Welch) voted yes on two Trump district court nominees this morning, and my question remains, why do senior members of this party keep voluntarily ceding political capital to Donald Trump

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

Asking Alexa if I get to keep my house this week and she cheerfully informs me that the parlay fell out

Anheuser-Bucsh is now hooking up beer lines directly to your faucet at home!

change my mind

Stupidest country ever

Holy moly... A letter so sternly worded it ceased to be a letter at all. My apologies, Mr. Schumer...

We wrote a bill that kills every puppy and the DEMONCRATS won’t pass it (yet, lol)!! That’s why you’re not getting paid!!!

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE!? YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE (Sinclair, 1906), BABY! YER GONNA DIIIIE!

It… it’s all been… a cruel trick? But… but why would someone even behave like that?

truth coming out of her well to shame mankind

I’m getting reports that despite it being 3:36, it’s still only 3:36. More this evening.

being alive and having to listen to this every day is so humiliating

It’s ultra funny to think abt the fact that many of these people do not have combat jobs anymore. Generals are just middle management, probably more paperwork than anything lol

ive been in terrible all staff meetings before but never one where management called everyone fat

Breaking: It Only 1pm on Tuesday Sources are saying it’s still only Tuesday at 1pm, it’s unclear if the week, let alone the day, will ever end. More at 5, if we ever get there.

Dude if the Democratic Party has a place for anti-trans and anti-abortion candidates then I’m not a democrat and I won’t vote for one I don’t know what to tell you man, there’s already a political party who believes these things It’s not a “big tent” to have zero fixed values in pursuit of power

if comedy is illegal at least Bill Maher is safe

After watching Sec Hegseth's speech. We can draw very definitive conclusions. He is a racist He is a misogynist He is a bigot He is incompetent His balls haven't dropped

finally some normal fucking people on reddit

I’ll just point out that I made Joe Biden is a republican shirts in like 2017 and no one bought them so I’m not to blame here

We passed by a billboard in Pittsburgh that said "Tailgaters deserve Pepsi" and I was like yeah exaaaaactly for probably a full twenty seconds before I realized that was supposed to be good

since it’s soup season

I would pay $1m to meet chiitan

When two samurai meet, it becomes a battlefield⚔️ 侍同士が出会うとこうなりますっ☆ 今回はギリ勝てましたが次はわかりませんっ☆

Big personal news - just booked my first international standup gig! Related: can anyone tell me what the Taliban find funny?

As an IT (and audit) professional: what the fuck?

This is literally the plot of Mountainhead

facing my past selves like

Inside Of Light Fixture Everything Moth Dreamed And More https://theonion.com/inside-of-light-fixture-everything-moth-dreamed-and-more/

A hike is just a walk with a bunch of shit in the way. Not really my cup of tea.

Never seen a true peanut head before this is crazy

Steven miller has crazy eunuch energy