dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
@dollypilled.bsky.social
📤 233
📥 181
📝 2604
I’m normal I promise :) yes I am a real CPA
pinned post!
Made a gyaru feed that shouldn’t have a bunch of random shit in it! I will be continually curating and updating this as well. If you think you should be part of the allowed users, let me know I’ll review your account
bsky.app/profile/did:...
#gyaru
#gyarusky
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
4
10
1
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
jex ✨
3 days ago
unfortunately I still have some unfinished business from my 2025 goals so I'm actually celebrating chinese new year instead this year
1
4
2
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief
about 10 hours ago
well, 2016 was a hard year, but we made it through. hopefully 2016 will be better.
34
1965
328
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
🔞 Kitano/Left 🔞
about 22 hours ago
5
1303
622
Honestly prefer if we stayed in 2025, devil you know and all that
about 8 hours ago
0
5
1
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
SorryHat
about 10 hours ago
Happy new years from cheesecake.
3
63
9
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
Grosdoriane
about 12 hours ago
2025 was arguably/probably the best year of my life, despite the last 4 months kind of sucking. So that just means it was the best year in a way where I've basically set myself up for 2026 to actually be the best year of my life. Gonna straight up cruise this year. Wohoflimpy.
1
4
1
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
On The Eighth Day of Taka Hanazawa
about 12 hours ago
OK HEAR ME OUT: PRETZEL DOUGH BEEF WELLINGTON WITH DIPPING MUSTARD
3
57
11
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
☆GAL☆STOP☆
about 17 hours ago
Happy 2026!!!
0
2
1
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
Thomas Swords 🇵🇸🇮🇪🏳️⚧️
about 17 hours ago
“Democrats say he may be exactly the kind of experienced leader their party needs.”
4
52
7
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
Stan Kelly
about 16 hours ago
Outlook for the new year ...
49
7472
2361
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
Yunayu
about 18 hours ago
Happy New Year!!
15
695
128
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
Max Berger
1 day ago
This is why they want us talking about day care scams.
156
8329
3168
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
Good Boy
2 days ago
9
148
13
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
bort
1 day ago
sometimes I think about the episode of dirty jobs where they showed cows that had like portholes in their sides that you could open like a door and see the grass they’d eaten. i don’t remember why they had it. it’d be funny if they opened it one time and there was a little guy in there eating dinner
12
371
23
The fact that it’s insanely easy to just install does that close on their own and they didn’t think of that is so funny. It’s standard on taxis in Japan that are driven by people!
add a skeleton here at some point
1 day ago
0
1
0
Please don’t threaten me
add a skeleton here at some point
1 day ago
0
1
0
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
🅱️oof the Binturong
1 day ago
i don’t think i could name a better feeling than getting up to pee in the middle of the night and seeing that you still have 5hrs to sleep
1
14
3
Dear god please let it be an important senator
add a skeleton here at some point
1 day ago
0
1
0
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
onion person
1 day ago
pedocon theory once again inescapably true
add a skeleton here at some point
25
2545
390
These people are so stupid lmao
add a skeleton here at some point
1 day ago
0
1
0
I love it when I read a law and it’s just really clear that it was written by dickheads who don’t know anything and just love the sound of their own farts
1 day ago
0
0
0
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
The Onion
1 day ago
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
https://theonion.com/desperate-kash-patel-asks-shooters-family-if-they-can-solve-any-other-cases/
13
1849
175
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
"fart"
2 days ago
on arc raider some dickhead was taking pot shots at me for like 10 minutes so i hid and waited for him and when he came around i jumped out and murked his ass. he got on the voice chat and called me a bitch. he was like 12 and absolutely screaming in his house. im 41. gaming is fucking back baby
13
1901
151
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
Luke O'Neil
2 days ago
One of the best to ever do it
add a skeleton here at some point
82
13756
3533
I can read and digest a LOT of cringe, but this one finally did me in. Couldn’t get through the first paragraph
add a skeleton here at some point
2 days ago
0
1
0
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
more mr. nice guy
2 days ago
it's fucked that we're expected to take seriously all these guys who'd get kicked out of a clown car for being too goofy. who cares what an adult man who says Based thinks, he's stupid. he thinks George Soros stole the green M&M's sexy boots, and he thinks it a LOT. let's hear his immigration ideas
1
578
72
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
Kat Tenbarge
3 days ago
A lot of people expect more from Chappell Roan than they do from their own elected officials
49
2735
412
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
Skye
3 days ago
USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
279
6886
5280
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
Oregon 🕎🎲
3 days ago
54
11482
3001
Thank god
add a skeleton here at some point
3 days ago
0
3
0
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
thematthewshow
3 days ago
0
11
1
The blankey enjoyer has logged on
3 days ago
0
3
0
I give you all permission to wish ill upon your enemies on this beautifully cold morning. The time for well wishing is officially over, you can be Mean again! Rejoice!
3 days ago
1
1
0
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
Ian Carrillo
4 days ago
bsky.app/profile/ians...
add a skeleton here at some point
0
45
1
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
Grosdoriane
4 days ago
Every headline I see about data centers makes me feel like living within a 5 mile radius of these things is going to create a crop of people so incensed by how its interrupting their lives that they'll make Ted Kaczynski look like Wile E. Coyote.
1
11
6
I’m so sick of shipping companies dawg
4 days ago
0
1
0
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
If someone tried to invent LEDs today, Pacificorp would partner with the CIA to ice them in their bed, two self inflicted gunshots to the back of the head style
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
0
1
1
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
мɑгκ
5 days ago
A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.
3
53
11
If someone tried to invent LEDs today, Pacificorp would partner with the CIA to ice them in their bed, two self inflicted gunshots to the back of the head style
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
0
1
1
It’s kinda crazy that we invented light bulbs that essentially never burn out, use basically no electricity, put off basically zero heat and no one really talks about it anymore
4 days ago
1
1
1
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
rae
6 days ago
opened limited preorders for them!
add a skeleton here at some point
1
19
7
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
Stan Kelly
6 days ago
Thanks for nothing,
@time.com
.
@theonion.com
11
920
123
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
Grosdoriane
6 days ago
Cover my mouth? And get boogers all up in my elbow? Fat chance, hot shot...
1
5
1
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
Blurry Cat Face
6 days ago
When I write "we" in a math work the vibe is a council of bulb-headed greys on planet Hyperbion 11 that are talking to you through brain waves.
0
3
3
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™
7 days ago
Special Christmas soup of the day: Poison
6
79
9
The power company sending me the payment reminder on Christmas is just so fucked
7 days ago
1
2
0
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
Kristi Yamaguccimane
7 days ago
Stood my ground against Santa last night. He’s dead.
12
475
28
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
Grosdoriane
7 days ago
Of course, Trump's tariffs are a big topic this holiday season [Crowd boos] And the effects on the economy aren't just in the United States. It's affecting the North Pole. Even Santa's reindeer have picked up second jobs. I don't know what's worse, DoorDasher or Vixen's OnlyFans...
0
10
1
reposted by
dolly parton giant rifle, CPA
8 days ago
6
7844
2951
Load more
feeds!
log in