Not me just now realizing my family 100% practices generational living

Have you noticed that people who spend too long chatting with chatbots, stop making any fucking kind of sense? The reason why is that the bot will never, ever, go "what the fuck are you talking about? What are you even trying to communicate here?"

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

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Here's my first edit on the March 3rd Lunar Eclipse. 15 moon shots, 1 foreground. Taken over a 3 hourish period.

Fish doorbell season is back earthsky.org/earth/fish-d...

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

BREAKING: Iran has struck the Bass Prop Shops pyramid

NDAs are famously binding lmao

Calling AI slop "slop" is locking in with calling right wingers weird. Don't let up off the gas

If they had DEI they’d know it was Targét not Tarzhay

He’s got the fresh bleach and tone, fresh tan, full tank on the g wagon, he’s ready for a night of partying with the girliess 😎

me watching bill murray in any movie

That’s all well and good whatever whatever, what the fuck could possibly be going on in the Microsoft discord server omg ??

They should make Double Stuf Pop Tarts.

i hate that this guy is the mcdonalds ceo. this is no burger maestro. he has nothing to contribute to burgers.

when I feel insane I take myself for a run like you do with a destructive husky puppy and it helps a lot

can it just happen already please

the snail do be having good ideas tho

I assume anyone who is a “British expat” living in a tropical/desert nation is a pedophile.

What so like, him dying was like “well now that’s out of the way” ???

what is the fucking deal with cheese pizza? they forgot to put the rest of the shit on there?? fuck off

Imagine being some fucked up bug monster coming into work at the lava factory and two fucking Jedi come surfing down the main infeed swinging their laser dicks at each other

We took one of our grill gadgets to the neighbors and they bestowed upon us genuinely the most juicy and succulent grilled skewer I’ve ever EVER eaten

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

I have an MA in English and the only things I know about the plot of Wuthering Heights are from the Kate Bush song

The lollipop I was sucking on after I drop it on the carpet:

here's next month's Rainbow Mail! slots are only available on the 1st of each month, so please feel free to join March 1st! 🎨🖌️

I’m here in my jail cell!

It’s finally over

This is particularly egregious because there actually is no scarcity for things humans need, that’s an entirely made up thing. That’s like the entire point of economics

This is som freak shit by our local pizza place

Chief of staff started talking about hell divers the other day and it took everything not to start talking about the Charlie Kirk bullets

i'm working hard on my bed shaped purses! I made a little sleepy kitty label for it <3 it's taking a while for me to make this purse since I want to draw all the fabric patterns from scratch

Can't stand a mf'er who hates ketchup. "ugh, I hate this condiment that could be scientifically proven in randomized, repeatable, controlled studies to have the perfect blast of sweetness, acidity, saltiness, and umami" oh, for real? that's so interesting. I actually didn't know you were Stupid ...

they should make it illegal for podcasters to hold office

You've read your last free article, you fucking piece of shit

To the guy at Dave and Buster’s who slapped my wife’s ass and took my last play on the claw machine: I’m actually really glad you didn’t win anything.

Some things I learned from spending basically the entire day with legislators/ 1. They have no idea what’s going on 2. They don’t want to 3. They have blank faces like 99% of the time 4. Any face you see them making is their blank face

the snowballs had apples inside them, and inside the apples were razorblades, fentanyl and brochures about non-lethal deescalation methods

House Bill 450 introduced today as sub 2 repeals the entire state privacy auditor, if you care about your privacy at all in Utah, please call your senator and tell them not to vote for it. I spent an hour and a half presenting to legislators today after they sleepily passed it in committee and they