Everyone is saying Sora is dead and I'm like guys he's just in Shibuya, you have to get the secret ending.

High rank Mario Kart World got me shouting "Bats!" like I'm the Joker.

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1836

American journalists in 2036

every comment section needs at least one guy just fucking losing it for no reason

These guys should be walking across campus to Mr. Benson's 11th-grade history class.

We traversing the realm of darkness to rescue The Rock's nipples.

We can't have another nipple crisis. Not now

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

Video game law states that if I game costs over 1 million dollars to make and is single player, then it has to be Assassin's Creed. If it costs that much and is multiplayer then it has to be Overwatch and it will get shut down in a week.

This account always up skeetin' 'bout dick

My sons, Aryann and Grokulus, love to visit local establishments and shoot at the feet of service employees, causing them to "dance." Do you like this. Is this relatable

French is too much...

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1832

Also anyone who says "I don't agree with everything they say" must provide a list of people who they agree on everything with.

for a moment, a strange lull passed through barrens chat, and then subsided.

this morning anya taylor-joy was hit with a question that has never been asked before in the history of the universe

DLSS 5 off DLSS 5 on

If Sinners came out in the 90s there would be an SNES and Genesis game that would be made by totally different developers. The Genesis version youd play as Smoke and you’d have a gun and in the SNES version you play as Preacherboy and you fight vampires with your guitar

I didn’t have thoughts. Please don’t put in the newspaper I thought.

This is an enormous step forward for women of people.

Boy, I’d hate to live in that version of America!

Hearing reports that DLSS 6 is going to make every character in every game look like a naked 14-year-old girl but don't worry, it's actually turning them all into ageless demons who have existed forever but _choose_ to look like naked 14-year-old girls.

wonderful news everyone i have enabled dlss 5 on 'shower with your dad simulator 2015'

a sad story in only six words @remapradio.bsky.social game backlog: Baby Steps (never beaten)

Now that Timothee Chalamet has been taught a bloody good lesson everyone can go back to doing what they do best: Regularly and enthusiastically attending the ballet and opera

Happy Pi Day to all who celebrate.

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1826

can this be a solution?

Could you imagine if the United States was a real country and not a psychosis a bunch of rich guys had in the 1700s that we somehow carried on with like a cognitohazard

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

my living room is ready for guests. the only thing prohibiting entrance right now is i am blindly firing a 30.06 at my door. should i stop doing that, it will be perfectly safe to enter.

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"What it seems like these fans want isn’t a story, it’s a Wookiepedia article. They want plot, information, and payoff to reward their accumulation of trivia. They want Snoke to be Darth Plagueis so they can feel good about knowing who Darth Plagueis is." - Patrick Willems

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/

leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"

Im like Job of the Bible lately healthwise except Im chill with it most times. God and The Accuser in shambles

my lord, please direct me as to how my book can serve you. shall it be made into a waffle, to feed thee, or shall i melt it from a steel box into a ploughshare, that thou shall till the land, or should this one that is a stark raving porcupine with wings be made into a rumba? speak now or shaddap.

“Warfighter” is such a goddamn funny word. It’s like if they called the experience of playing a game “gameplay”

*Coming up with a fantasy version of Norway* In the Kingdom of Norweig