take a minute to catch your breath #nsfwart 🎍🔞

I made a playlist

Had the idea for a cute and wholesome moment featuring Liv and her "familiar", Chagrinne. Liv is by no means a neglectful pet owner. She loves that cat dearly! We'll be meeting Chagrinne in #7Eves Chapter 2, now in production!

heated rivalry had me digging up an old feist favorite song i still love and it's it's 20 years old :((

how to self improve when you are incapable of self motivating and can't form new habits easily.

Time to dust this one off again

that one period of time when honeycomb changed their recipe and it was so nasty they had to change it back

Phoebe (OC) 2026

We had a good run

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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat

hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison

Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by

my apartment badly needs to be cleaned but I'm so tired and so checked out I can't even start

32 degrees out and I'm cranking the AC in my car without a jacket. what in the body temperature disregulation is this shit

Three million people live in Caracas, five million in the metro area. It's one of the densest cities in South America. Remember this in the morning when they try to spin this as anything other than a cold-blooded attack on a major civilian center.

It's 2026 and you haven't read Exorcism Academy yet?! 👁👄👁 Well don't worry, I've got you covered: You can read the entire comic, for free, over on my website 😌 🔞Adults only!!!🔞 https://asmodrawscomics.com

I couldn't let this sit on tumblr forever.

The US is the largest exporter of terrorism in the world

Please put the US under sanctions. Cancel the LA Olympics. No international conferences.

Coming up on nine years

Good morning, he's gotta go

1. try not to post things that will get you arrested 2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves

i hope it happens soon

I'm not a historian but my analysis is it's "Not good" when a government constantly commits crimes and tells the legislature, courts, and general public "What are you gonna do about it"

hopefully I am capturing the majesty of the silver carp here

driveway, 01/02/26, 5:40pm. it is 77 goddamn degrees fahrenheit

I couldn't let this sit on tumblr forever.

To Silence The Mind - First print release of 2026. :-) available for one week only (now until January 8th).

Tychon and Luka are both gay, as is Ty's aunt Scarlet (though she's a very minor character).

my shoulder now swings wildly between feeling "basically fine!" to "feels like it isn't connected to my body" day to day now. i think it IS getting slowly better but. OW OW OW OW OW

new years lunch break self portrait

look man I don’t have the time to argue with people over if they should be on twitter at all, I left a 130k account behind as soon as Elon took the reins, but if you’re paying money to Herr Corpselips to use his social media, I kinda look at your little blue checkmark like it’s a cybertruck

I really wanna take a Tylenol but I'm allergic and it makes me itchyyyy

you don't know me

This does seem just a little bit bad! Idk the sort of thing you’d think politicians might distance themselves from or something!

"Yesssss, bet-ter..." #HeatedRivalry

Trainer #1

Butter-Cups Cereal (1965-circa 1967): Puffed, light, crispy, flower-shaped corn cereal pieces from General Mills. A commercial featured children picking and eating real-life buttercups (which are poisonous), which led to parental complaints of copycat behavior and ultimately its discontinuation

I hope 2026 is kind to us all

peregrine 🥺 #ocs

color and style exploration, day 2

if you still use Twitter please understand that you are enabling and supporting this. It’s only going to get worse, so you may as well leave now and start rebuilding your “following” anywhere else.

6 colors, pixelart

c'mon man

my mom bought me some alpaca fleece socks for christmas and i think i'm spoiled now <:(

finally designed my 2026 watermark lol

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