harry du bois
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OH MY GOD, IT'S MINE, I DROVE MY CAR INTO THE SEA????!?!?!?!?!!!??!!!!
about 1 hour ago
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You're not gonna believe this -- I think I've *lost* my paperwork.
about 3 hours ago
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No... I don't want to deal with this again. Did you just call me a f*g?
about 5 hours ago
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Hey, don't look at me! You're the one packing shitty chaincutters.
about 7 hours ago
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That's all. I just wanted you to know I have this thing. (Keep pointing to your head.)
about 9 hours ago
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Oh, you mean the *illegal drug lab*? There will be no shady shenanigans in the church, only love and anodic dance music.
about 11 hours ago
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FUCK THE POLICE
about 13 hours ago
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Fuck you, I have a *vast* soul and she will always come back to it.
about 15 hours ago
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You know I have to take this to Internal Affairs, don't you, lieutenant?
about 17 hours ago
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Are you currently sporting some *anal beads*?
about 19 hours ago
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Kim... I think *I* may be the murderer. I killed the man and then tricked myself into forgetting about it.
about 21 hours ago
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(Write in an imaginary notebook.) Got it: *Art's... shit....
about 23 hours ago
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Wait, before I blacked out, I *talked* to *La Revacholière*.
1 day ago
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Fuckin' A, Kim. I've got your back. (Give the lieutenant a punch on the shoulder.)
1 day ago
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So you've been putting up with all my bullshit because I'm your superior?
1 day ago
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I want a fucking drink, asshole!
1 day ago
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Fuck comeraderie, fuck friendship, FUCK THIS SANDWICH!
1 day ago
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Aren't we going to talk about the boots I'm wearing?
1 day ago
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Jealous, Kim?
1 day ago
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Kim, I think I'm *already* in the Star Chamber.
1 day ago
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I am an alcohol-operated detective. If you want me to solve crimes or do whatever it is I'm here to do you need to insert alcohol into my mouth.
1 day ago
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I dodged the second shot. I can also get *not shot*.
2 days ago
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It's simple, Cuno. I have to find *communism*. Communism killed the hanged man.
2 days ago
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*No one* parties harder than me.
2 days ago
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How about I take you piggyback?
2 days ago
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Me and Kim are gonna fucking murder you!
2 days ago
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Just one small thing -- your sandwich. I wanna hold it for a moment.
2 days ago
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Fuck comeraderie, fuck friendship, FUCK THIS SANDWICH!
2 days ago
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Kim, who was who in this execution?
2 days ago
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I’m sorry you have to sit here on the ice, feeling miserable. At your age — or at any age — in this weather… waiting for it to get dark.
2 days ago
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I can do better.
3 days ago
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I'm up here singing my fucking HEART OUT and it's not *good enough* for you fuckers!?
3 days ago
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My shoes. I have both of them. I found the *other* one too!
3 days ago
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Did you kill Sylvie?
3 days ago
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That's just how Johnny Ballgame is -- extraordinary.
3 days ago
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I'm seriously running out of shits to give. Let corpses hang on trees! I'm quitting. Fuck you.
3 days ago
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I have big news, Kim. (Tell Kim about how you no longer obsess over your sexuality.)
3 days ago
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The damn ball was slippery as fuck! How do you expect me to throw this piece of *shit* when it's got old man spunk all over, Mossback?!
3 days ago
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Mobility is the proper way to *cop*, girl. Dick Mullen can't compete with my hip-grind.
3 days ago
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Cock carousel.
3 days ago
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*Reál* sounds like some fancy skin care product... but why would I owe you one hundred and thirty of them?
3 days ago
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Kim! We need to talk about... *responsibility*.
3 days ago
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Keep your key, Garte. Keep it in your ass. (Leave the key for now.)
4 days ago
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There's a white shadow that smells like apricots, it's... always there.
4 days ago
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Kim, how would you name the club?
4 days ago
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I *did* say there was an emergency on the dance floor, did I not? The emergency?! NOT ENOUGH KIM!
4 days ago
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No, of course I didn't lose my fun. *Gun*. Fuck it! I didn't lose my gun!
4 days ago
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I've been bad and I want someone to abuse me.
4 days ago
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Kim, you left me hanging there.
4 days ago
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Just one small thing -- your sandwich. I wanna hold it for a moment.
4 days ago
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