locker room bathroom got a cuck chair let’s gooo 🔥

This is completely disgusting. Today, the CDC updated their vaccine safety page. It now says: “The claim "vaccines do not cause autism" is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism”.

Always start your day with a heaping cup of microplastics

The sheer galactic racism of Stephen Miller, which is powering so much of this stuff, is almost hard to comprehend. He’s so unbelievably, madly racist. He really is the kind of man who could put death camps into practice.

what is your opinion on this

If I had evidence implicating the federal government and their rich enablers in a global scheme to sexually abuse children, I would not release that evidence in a series of strategic lore drops like it was an ARG

I could not be a pediatrician bc I would be fighting parents on a daily basis

Howard 👻 🌭

current federal administration: [wreaks indescrible havoc and destruction across the entire health sector] The AMA: heres why we should legally be able to execute APPs if a patient calls them “Doctor”

My attending emailed me early this morning telling me to take today off ( guess who does not check their email )

if you're knowingly married to a Nazi you're a Nazi also. sorry!

A portion of every dollar spent on Harry Potter merchandise goes to anti-transgender campaigns.

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

society would be massively improved if ring doorbells were banned completely actually

Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.

This shit must hit so hard if you’re stupid.

ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.

Cat decided to eat a balloon the night before we left town for the weekend 👍🏼

Hey man, amazing seminar. I'd really love to do business some time. *hands you a business card and all that's on it is this image*

This appears to be the full video of the Chicago delivery worker. It actually appears that an agent tries to assault him after he curses the Dear Leader Kim il Trump to their faces.

Northwestern is banning over 300 students for refusing to watch an extremist indoctrination video that demonizes anti-Zionists, including Jews, as Nazis and Klansmen. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

every hospital should have a Gooning channel on TV if they actually cared about promoting an environment of healing for their patients

It’s so funny how openly the hospitalists/APPs despise the medicine residents at our hospital. We are their little work bitches to write notes and do admissions. They don’t speak to us otherwise!

gm

Can’t believe I’m having to fucking defend Tylenol

Why do you guys think my parents own this book ????

This is going to make me insane

Oh no Mr patient, You smoke too tough, your heart too big, your piss too sweet. Atherosclerotic disease will kill you

Goddamnit howard

We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.

The Trump administration wants to make it functionally impossible for law students to take public interest jobs that don't align with the Trump administration's policy agenda

it's a simple conversation "using AI will make you and your friends stupider, and anybody who wants you to use it is probably a pedophile"

Not surprised to read the AHA’s comically evil statement on physician noncompetes

The Nation pulls NO punches, from @espiers.bsky.social "There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”

There's an important lesson to be learned here. If you are a stupid piece of shit who dedicates their life to making the world worse people will recreate the ewoks celebration when you die so don't be a giant asshole

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

Let’s goooo

American college of osteopathic medicine really keeping in tune with the current political moment by having 3 republican politicians as the guest speakers for DO advocacy day

The Israeli military is now carrying out potentially lethal drone strikes targeting civilian vessels hundreds of miles away solely on account of the passengers' intention to symbolically challenge the blockade that Israel is using to starve all Gaza to death. Pure evil. crimethinc.com/Gaza2024

NEW: The U.S. government is trying to deport Ohio children’s hospital chaplain Ayman Soliman, alleging tenuous connections to terrorism. If DHS succeeds, experts say it could hand the Trump administration a “sledgehammer” to use on mass deportations. By @hannahallam.bsky.social

Israel bombed one of the boats bringing food and medicine

UMPIRE STERILIZED

little league ump getting drilled in the nuts 3 times in 1 game

This is the closest they’ve ever sat to one another without having a messy slap off

Real evil shit.

gm, Happy Tuesday, a clinic patient called that they are going to come in and sh00t everyone in the clinic bc the antibiotics gave them memory problems