i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun

SEIZE JOY FROM THE JAWS OF PAIN. ARE YOU HUNGRY?

Defund billionaires. it's what Jesus would have wanted.

Invariably, studies have found that breaking with parents is a last resort for young people. These articles endorse a parent's right to abuse their kid, or be a hateful person who is a misery to be around and have a forgive-and-forget, grin-and-bear-it relationship later.

The free press doesn’t exist while it is entirely owned by billionaires.

After killing the CECOT story in the USA, CBS goofed and aired it in Canada. Now, as Canadians are uploading it to YouTube, CBS is filing copyright violations to block its further release. But it's too late. Under Bari Weiss, CBS is state run media desperately cosplaying as legitimate journalism.

it’s a special type of journalism innovation to get millions of people to watch a TV segment except it’s not on your network and you get no advertising dollars and everyone thinks you’re a joke.

Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit

Keith Cameron’s 168 Songs of Hatred and Failure: The Music of Manic Street Preachers is out now. This definitive guide explores their catalog through 2025’s 'Critical Thinking'—an essential for fans of the band. zurl.co/8SvrJ

In the next year or two, this guy will be shoving his wife and children onto a boxcar with a grin on his face.

Whenever my postman delivers a package he says "My quest has finally come to an end" and I reply "And so the deed is done" and then we both grip each other by the shoulders and weep together with cathartic joy

When I’m definitely heartbroken about my husband’s murder 4 months ago and I don’t want people to suspect me of being involved.

“The Robins deposited some groceries in a public square at the foot of a Christmas tree on Tuesday evening, adding that the rest would be distributed through community food banks. “Don’t forget – the hunger justifies the means, Merry Christmas!” www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...

good morning

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

More orgs should follow suit. I’d also include Saskatchewan. We have a provincial government here run by a political party that is little more than a hate group.

Become ungovernable

It has the added benefit of being a lot more useful than despair, too.

the amount of squeezing oneself into a neurotypical box til you’re just kinda stuck in that shape — doing uncomfortable shit as a norm — is its own kind of mind-boggling it is so distressing, it wrecks your mental & physical health, it fucks with your identity unraveling it is a lifelong journey

Inevitable

This entire weekend

Taking a break from the sickening tragedy to focus on the beauty for a moment. Rob Reiner achieved something so rare and coveted that artists and entertainers dream of and rarely achieve: cultural permanence. How many times have you made a reference to something going to 11? Shouted "Inconceivable"?

Terribly sad news.

im a powerful ally to all pretty ladies

Random, unexpected Saskatchewan content! The British Museum has the Rosetta Stone; the Western Development Museum has a Panasonic portable CD player.

A lot of wrestling opinions on here today but I think we can all agree that this is the most correct wrestling opinion

Born to jest, forced to joust

Think I have job poisoning

As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet. Forever.

I hope Dick Van Dyke is enjoying Heated Rivalry episode 4 on his 100th birthday

I’d like to cc Mark Carney and all universities on this.

if mike judge married judge reinhold his name would be mike reinhold

It’s a good time to consider that, collectively, NHL GMs are almost certainly the least capable and least qualified Sr managers not only in sports, but across every business vertical everywhere. Which means a GM of ordinary intelligence looks like Warren Buffett compared to the rest of the league

"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time

CANADA: Study Shows Wide Wage Gap for Trans and Non-Binary Workers thetyee.ca/News/2025/12...

Good thing I have no plans to visit the U.S. anytime soon.

The ICE Nazis are stealing tactics from my hometown police. In Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, cops used this method to murder indigenous men.

Gotta admit "the font is DEI" is a stage of absurdity I could not have predicted

OH THAT IS INTERESTING

There now follows the nerdiest Doctor Who thread EVER. But I can't help how my brain works...it notices these things! It's about the last slide of the credits in the 1970s. Yes, it's THAT mundane. One thing happened in the 70s - COLOUR. But let's start in B/W...this is how they ended in the 60s.

🧵 On 6 December 1989 a man entered a mechanical engineering classroom at Montreal’s École Polytechnique with a semi automatic weapon. Separating women and men, he shot the women, screaming, “You are all feminists” 14 women were murdered. Today we remember their names and not his.

We will remember Dec 6 1989 and the lives of these folks cut short because of hatred for humans marked as female/feminine

Fair

elon musk: gatorade toilet. the toilet that’s never dry fortune: musk says toilet dryness could be eliminated by 2035

I could change USPS to Canada Post and the United states to Canada and federal agency to Crown corporation and the sentence is still 100% true

I wish Canadians would pay attention, too.