Sen. McConnell provides hostage style photo holding what may be current newspaper as proof of life: www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Jannik Sinner after beating Zverev to win his 2nd consecutive Wimbledon title “My mom, I see her. She left the stadium a couple times. Being a player is not easy you know? So…” 😭😭😭😭😭

And left his dog behind. They claimed the housekeeper was taking care of the dog so they left her there to freeze with the dog.

Ted Cruz says Texas is 3rd world country.

It's July 2nd...the deadline for Todd Blanche to comply with Judge Sullivan's order in my lawsuit over the Epstein Files. Let's see what his "compliance" looks like today... storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

My play friend is late….

In normal times if Russia killed a US Senator there would be devastating consequences for Russia and possibly the world. They knew that and would not go there. These days they know they’ve got Trump, who will do nothing. It’s possible.

girl WHAT

Lindsey Graham was ashamed of what he should have been proud of and proud of what he should have been ashamed of.

Lindsey Graham died the way he lived, as a minor distraction from Mitch McConnell

Welcome back, Lindsey Graham 👶🏻🍼

The part in Single Ladies when they say "now put your hands up" is when they stop and rob a bank.

we have issued an arrest warrant for Diarrhea

please show respect for the dead body of someone who didn’t respect your alive body

Happy anniversary of that time the post office asked me to provide evidence that my package was not delivered.

Wife: you like that, you dirty boy Me: yeah baby Wife: you nasty little pervert Me: oh yes Wife: you ruiner of dreams Me: what Wife: you destroyer of ambition Me: wait

McConnell called me today apparently just to softly sing MOON RIVER and then hang up

WHERE IS MITCH MCCONNELL???

Andy Beshear should just steal mcconnell's senate seat the way mcconnell stole Obama's Supreme Court seat.

Feeling really left out that Mitch McConnell is calling everyone but me

GOP Allies Claim They Met With Mitch McConnell Inside Body Bag https://theonion.com/gop-allies-claim-they-met-with-mitch-mcconnell-inside-body-bag/

“Can you get McConnell on the phone now?” @ScottJenningsKY: *Nervous laugh* 🤔

I'm tired of erection pills being readily available online while birth control takes a literal court case.

Right?? I'm tired of hearing about erections that last longer than 6 hours..

www.motherjones.com/politics/202... bad news he’s sending all of us w adhd to the farms too

The old, young, and infirm dying of foodborne illnesses and easily preventable diseases will become an unfortunate new norm in the brave new world to come... As too, I imagine, will foreign quarantines of American visitors...

I’d like to remind viewers at home that stem cells were sUppRessEd by the far-right in the 90s bc they said you need to abort fetuses to do it

welcome to the Age of Diarrhea

My dad invented and built the Dutchest of Dutch instruments: the klompolele

I'm glad that Graham Platner is out. But it is so disturbing to contemplate that the man who was *twice* elected president makes Platner look like an amateur when it comes to serial sexual assaults.

Well, all right, since the US Consumer Product Safety Commission asked

In case anyone doesn't know how cool it is that Amanda drew a front-facing horse, she has SIGNIFICANT IMDB credits on things you have seen in your life.

We have to wrap it up because if we try to submit comp time for this horse thing they *will* throw me in the basement, but thanks everyone for all your front-facing horses. Watch your kids at the pool this weekend. Wear a helmet on your ATV. Everyone have a great one!

All 3 men inside of the van with Lorenzo Salgado Araujo “‘reiterated that there were never any ICE agents in front of the van…They came in and started shooting from the sides.’” www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...

Alarming story that confirms my own reporting along similar lines: Dan Moraff, the political strategist who plucked Graham Platner out of obscurity to run for senate and barely vetted him, was barred from Rep. Summer Lee’s 2022 campaign after three complaints of sexual misconduct.

this is my baby worship her

You could definitely give these people a Trojan Horse and they’d be like “wow a big horse thank you” www.nytimes.com/2026/07/09/u...

They didn't leave Boston. They didn't leave New York City. They didn't even stop buying empty apartments and houses in New York City when those got an extra tax. They're not going to leave California.

MacFarlane: Welcome back to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, which has retained its very swampy, green-like color. It’s still fenced off. It’s still inaccessible. It’s still not in its best shape. It is reflecting again, but it’s almost like it’s quarantined in its green-like state.

Don’t everybody try to marry me rn

BREAKING: The Trump White House just ousted all three sitting members of the U.S. Election Assistance Commission — hamstringing the bipartisan agency ahead of the midterms. The EAC helps state and local officials run elections, including by certifying election equipment.

I used to deliver pizza with no GPS or maps.

“In these difficult times, we can no longer afford to keep all the ghastly, mysterious men who haunt our catacombs on this organization’s payroll,” said Timothy O’Leary

My first real boyfriend went to a different school; he had a quarter-long class in various & sundry adulting skills, the kinds of things people assume you know so never teach you. One of the things they learned was how to fold a highway map. Because it was CHAOS if you didn't know.

Ohio will always be home. Growing up in Toledo taught me that leadership is measured by character, not volume. That’s why I’ve long admired Dr Amy Acton. She has the integrity, steadiness, and sense of service this moment calls for. I believe she’d make an outstanding governor.