still the coolest looking car of all time 🤌

@thelukeman.bsky.social going goblin mode www.twitch.tv/thelukeman/c...

after i leave my car with the mechanic i feel like i’m just walking around naked

this website is not beating the allegations

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Me to the Lyft driver sober: Ha ha yeah it’s kind of silly… no no it’s just like we love cartoon animals lol it’s like a Bugs Bunny fan club Me 2 cocktails in: Humanity defines itself by rejecting that which is animalistic, but it’s fear of the beast drives us to forget our bodies sweat & piss too

logging on to bluesky

i wanna hunt golf fish shoot you better look at me when im talkin to you 🎶

I think this take crashed bluesky

Fellas, is it awkward to be on one?

Just following up on this to state for the record that I am, in fact, the slicky-wiki-wikest there is... thank you

Cant sleep post Neil youtu.be/xqV_5ur5zVI?...

No contest

Just saw the most Reddit reddit post where a guy is posting screencaps from his cruising app asking "Is this a good first dick to suck?" like first off it depends entirely on your build

Pass the plate

Two perverts

some personal news, i am in love

YOU - “Men are insane.” (Shake your head.)

Mortal Kombat: Burnination (2003)

longmont potion castle

Not sure about these upcoming Beatles biopics. The cool thing about The Beatles to me has always been their mystique..

Love to log back in after like 3 days and find more insanely stupid self-own drama about these freaks. This website is free

StarFox (1987)

RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is.

PAIN THRESHOLD - Dance till you drop. Dance till you die, if you must.

"Somewhere over the rainbow" gee thanks, that really narrows it down

the only problem with ‘trans rights are human rights’ is that quite often the people we’re trying to convince to leave us alone also don’t believe in human rights

Daffys very role is an unpopular opinion. Chuck Jones said that “Bugs Bunny is who we want to be but Daffy is who we are”: vain, self-centered, terrified at the world and the judgments of others, this plucky duck represents the very darkness at the heart of man’s soul as he struggles against entropy

mom said it’s MY turn to use the Force!

But there was a problem: the nylon was way too sleek. Knit socks have friction, Cooperalls were a slip-and-slide. If you fell, you ACCELERATED. Players were rocket-launching into the boards.

You twerps wouldn't last a day on the internet I grew up on www.pinkpop.org/1997.htm

he didn't just say T H E P R O C E S S did he? awww here we go

Martyrdom of Saint Simon Zelotes, Saint Judas Thaddeus, by Martin Johann Schmidt, 1796

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

We can be a great people...we wish to be

God this would make a great show flyer

The only thing missing from the Michael Jackson doc that I didn't watch is how the fuck he composed this masterpiece youtu.be/YF99oeiaznk?...

Mmmmyellow? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2a1...

Why did they make this look like the White Album cover lol bsky.app/profile/benc...

The champ

I’ve been seeing a lot of negative commentary on Michael Jackson lately so I went and watched a movie about him to find out what the deal was. But as far as I can tell from it he never did anything wrong, so I’m not sure what people are complaining about!

Open for a surprise to die instantly

LMAO

this is what Evergreen's campus looks like in my dreams