2006: trying to get rid of spyware 2026: downloading spyware so a talking dog can diagnose me with ibs

these men are chickenshit. absolute chickenshit.

@electricheadpt2.cryptoanarchy.network it is illegal to mock the CEO lmao truly a Musk of our own

lmao I got got for being naughtyyyy @goose.ski they took my dang name and bio just because they contained a random address

What's Frankenstein's favorite cheese? If you said muenster it shows you're a fool. Frankenstein was the doctor. He liked cheddar

Setting the bidet to cold water mode just to feel something

Repost if you do not live at 1 Apple Park Way, Cupertino, California

Putin, picking up a red phone in the Kremlin: get me agent Tightpussy

epic memes here 👇👇👇👇

thread of funny memes 🤣🤣🤣

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Has there ever been a bigger pussy bitch boy than @jessesingal.com?

All of the elite responses to the UHC/Luigi thing seem incapable of grasping that people broadly recognize now that the Proper Channels they insist everyone should direct their grievances into are designed to waste your time, take your money, or both.

women love to check their inbox and see 40 emails forwarded from their estranged mother that are lengthy post-divorce conversations with their dead father

bank teller saluted the troops before telling me my account is overdrafted

830 Audubon Pl, Shreveport, LA 71105 is an address someone lives at currently Is this allowed?

to do list: get dressed me: go fuck yourself

4.2 kpsi tensile strength y’all ain’t ready for this

/r/cybertruck Door Issue? CT doors would not open this morning so I cabbed to work. Came home at lunch to find the CT fucking the shit out of my wife, clearly satisfying her in ways I never have. Not sure if this is normal, or something I need to keep an eye on? Still the best truck I’ve ever owned

If you order this they also skim your credit card

the Destiny interview is so painful I can’t get through it. I’m sorry Adam I’m just not strong enough.

Youngest nephew just described a jet ski as “plum tore apart”. This is not how a jet ski should be!

arcane tomes

This is literally the funniest bit you can do in animation, hands down.

jacking off in the ashes of the crypto dot com arena

Mods asleep, doxx Jesse Singal

Mas beisbol ! 🍅 TOMATEROS DE CULIACÁN VS YAQUIS DE CIUDAD OBREGÓN 🪶 #beisbol #baseball #mlb #langsky #espanol #spanish #travel #mexico #ciudadobregon #viages www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gJf...

just saw Tony Hawk on a commercial for old man vitamins and I’m 💀

We’re discussing aluminum processing now with the niece’s fiancée it is very genteel

potemkin ass country we got

Surreptitious bro pic he never saw it coming Yes my papa has a well appointed drawing room in his palatial Kentucky manse, doesn’t yours?

NEW: After reviewing leaked documents, we have found UnitedHealth is strategically limiting access to a treatment for thousands of children with autism across the country in order to cut costs. Advocates say the company’s strategy may be illegal. www.propublica.org/article/unit... 👇

I hope to see Israel fall in my lifetime

bsky aaron has neil gaiman in his starter pack lmao

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well maybe I won’t pardon all my little guys. some of them are very nasty imps actually. very rude people.

Do you want this to be an echochamber of people who only believe in communicating in good faith???????? Not one person selling crypto based on that guy who killed that person on the subway????? Is this the safe space you actually want????????