I promise you Reddit I have not shown interest in this community

We turned around and went back just to get a picture after driving by this.

Wow that spider has freakishly long and slender legs. Lets call it daddy

Catbaret, directed by Bob Pawsee

At our old condo there was a sign on the dumpsters saying HOUSEHOLD TRASH ONLY NO APPLIANCES and one day we drove by and there was a wholeass dishwasher sticking out of it. so we started saying "Noooo dishwashizz!" as a "behave" thing. Anyway this picture of Mickey Gasper is very "nooo dishwashizz"

i unfortunately could use a sign like this in my house these days (rosey has IBS now as well as a tendency to express his displeasure through pooping 🙃)

picking provolone for my sandwich has literally never steered me wrong. havarti and swiss can't say the same

rosey has developed a chicken intolerance but the only food he likes is chicken so i have to feed him things that are not chicken but half the time he refuses to eat it and i cant give him insulin if he isnt eating so i have to syringe feed him but now he actively enjoys being syringe fed???

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

Somebody (aggie) barfed in one of the heated beds so I threw it out and decided to try one of these donut tube thingies and I wasn't sure if it'd be a hit but Aggie went right in.

Read 'em and weep

Adolf von Becker (1831 - 1909) - The Cat on the Pillow. Oil on canvas.

Met my dad at home depot to help him carry big bags of dirt for my mom's garden and while I was there I helped a guy load a bunch of heavy flatpack furniture into his truck then I got my herbs in my planters when I got home 💪🪴

Another Top Chef opinion i have is that they should only do dessert in challenges where everybody has to make dessert. Judging one person on dessert and everybody else on dinner never makes sense or feels fair, especially when you know these people are not dessert chefs in the first place.

well this morning my cat who is scheduled to have his teeth removed in a couple weeks used them to BITE MY NIPPLE and my diabetic cat on a low carb diet decided instead of cat food he would rather tear open a bread bag and eat half an english muffin for breakfast. we're doing great.

Data center? No thanks—I’d rather data woman!! #humour

My annual airing the controversial opinion that Restaurant Wars is dumb and Top Chef should stop doing it. It's never a good episode. It's never about cooking. We watch the show for the cooking. Takeout orders? Come on. Just let them fucking cook.

people who aren’t from here always talk shit about giardiniera like, “uh NYC has relish, too, GO KNICKS BABY” and “isn’t that just vegetable plant sweepings fermented in oil?” and “if it’s so good, how come it doesn’t have a green M&M sex-food mascot?” well, sit the fuck down, people in group #3

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

they should make an infowars for ladies. Wominfowars. a place where we can finally speak candidly about female issues, like how seed oils made me disobey my husband

oh hey its "burger tuesday" at the bar down the street from my house you should come have a burger with me and watch the red sox and guard my seat when i have to walk home at like 7:30 to do my cat's blood test and insulin shot before walking back down the hill to the bar again after.

The kids on my street are often screaming in the natural course of whatever they are playing at out there, but today i think screaming is the actual game?? Every couple minutes I hear some some uncountable number of of children's voices just go "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" all at once. Seems fun.

NASA failed to predict the real splashdown risk.

Reddit comment: “She’s 3 apples tall like Hello Kitty.” [Me: Leaaave it. Don’t. It does. not. matter.] Me, replying to Reddit: “Hello Kitty is actually 5 apples tall.” Me, replying to me: “But she does *weigh* 3 apples.” Me, replying to me replying to me: “It’s Smurfs that are 3 apples tall.”

when i prick rosey's ear for his glucose test and he gives a little yelp and i feel like the worst person in the world but then he tilts his head up to look at me upside down and i give him a kiss on his nose and he's like "oh, okay" and forgives me immediately >>>>>

yes, please do not fedpost but also it is incredibly infuriating that the president of the united states can threaten to destroy an entire civilization with impunity and the rest of us have to say <redacted> a lot

Let me say this plainly: Iranian children have as much of a right to live and thrive as American children. Their babies MUST be as precious to me as my 6 niblings and my baby grandnib are IF I want them to have a future. If I want a future for my kin AND humanity, I MUST act like it. So must you.

I ate six hot dogs and now I have a head ache. I think I've been poisoned

I’m not often star-struck, but…

when i become mayor your penis will not dissappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore

This weekend and always, NO LILIES FOR KITTIES. www.fda.gov/animal-veter...

Last day of the 2026 thunderdome. 🫡 These are good boots.

all the sizzlin' fajitas are stir fries these days. i want steak fajitas where they grill up a marinated skirt steak and then slice it up and put it on top of the peppers and onions, but its always little pre cut strips of beef cooked to well done all mixed in with everything. if elected i promise

don't forget to leave a hot dog out on the counter tonight, or baseball won't leave you any presents

Some advice from me to you is you should watch Ponies. it was so good and it will probably not get renewed but it really should.

The thing about baseball is every teams gonna win a hundred games and every teams gonna lose a hundred games, it’s what you do in the remaining negative forty eight games that really matters

I’m self-boosting because I have an angiogram tomorrow that will cost $95. 😂

With Monasterio making the team, the Red Sox will have five players from Venezuela on their Opening Day roster for the first time in franchise history. From last week: A look at the paths traveled by that group, and what it means for them to represent Venezuela together:

Hell, gang! Here’s our GFM. It’ll probably take some adjusting but uh… we could use some help! www.gofundme.com/f/amber-broo...

Sorry @ my deadlines but my sick cat has decided to snuggle with me for the first time in weeks and I have my priorities in order

Yeah I'm ready for the new dune. dune me sire's bidding around the keep.

baseball has two basic modes: 1. grumpy, slow-paced cotillion 2. drama avalanche where it feels like you’ve been kidnapped but in a way you enjoy for some reason

we truly love to see it

THAT'S OUR WILYER!!!

Do gifs work on here now? If so please look at my muscles. (I tried to add alt text but it didn't work this is just my middle aged butch arm flexing my middle aged butch triceps)