Is this a thing people would like?

It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.

i did not say i "fear" the reaper dude, i just said i think it's annoying that there's a reaper

well, the red sox lost. but on the bright side. i am so hot its stupid. you win some you lose some i guess.

117 pitches for Garret Crochet That's the most in any postseason game since 2019 - when Adam Wainwright, Stephen Strasburg, Gerrit Cole and Walker Buehler all threw between 117-120. Most by a Red Sox starter since Jon Lester - in 2008! What a heroic effort

The hot gossip in my Vermont town is that a donkey got loose, and people are making jokes on the Facebook post, and the donkey owner is not happy.

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"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself? "fork lady is eroding public confidence." "ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field." "lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability." that's what you sound like.

I would like the child sacrificed to stop, either by we stop doing them, or we acquire an orb with some kind of enchantment, I don't want to be too prescriptive about it, but an orb or other artifact with magical properties that causes them to stop.

he makes for great tv though or at least thats what i heard on tv back when tv was allowed

i feel like in any other political climate we'd be talking more about the buffalo wild wings bestiality commercial but here we are www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv9J...

Love to say to my cat: "THE RUMORS ARE TRUE. You're a little cat."

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It is kind of funny they wasted their favorite holiday 9/11 on a guy they now have to resume acting like they don't care about

Please post exactly correctly or the people who declared the ninth crusade against a restaurant chain for changing its logo two weeks ago may act rashly

watching these red sox/grillos commercials waiting for tom caron to fuck the pickle

obviously *I* dont support political violence but in this case maybe this is like the gun pervert version of the firemen letting you sit in the ladder truck you know probably a big day for him

In more important news, Aggie grabbed Eddie's butt.

I should be allowed to ult all the bad people. Pressing Q right on them. Would be nice!

the thing about 22 year old red sox pitching prospect payton tolle is that he looks like he's 45 in exactly the way i like. im sorry to say this but payton tolle might be my new mitch moreland. i wish he really was 45 for my conscience's sake but frankly what can you do.

instagram keeps pushing me videos of paul hollywood with his cats and now suddenly i am reconsidering my dislike of paul hollywood. i am the easiest mark in the world i swear to god.

Our sweet Aggie girl was dropping some weight and it turns out it's her thyroid, luckily the meds just get rubbed in her ears and she's very okay getting her ears rubbed these days. 💜

well personally i would rather see your boobs than news stories that make you mad but maybe im just eternally optimistic about what social media could be

it's always funny to imagine these guys earnestly believing all the evil stuff they said for their entire lives and then waking up one day in the literal hell from the bible

Whole lot of emotions on this homer!

For me, the main message from Brokeback Mountain is that you should only see people a few times a year.

Sorry I haven't been keeping up with the little league world series but you're telling me this kids name is Maxen Snoozy??? 😭

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Just noticed Marc Maron wore a Ship John Sashiko-Ori Townes Shirt on his new HBO special. Pretty stylish "in the know" choice for menswear nerds.

gonna be honest with you, if you are a cinnamon enjoyer? the selena gomez oreos are kinda goated

imagine if god was a bear fucker and I fucked them

Where have all the cawbays gane

At Chilis for dinner and the fire alarm is going off and the bartender reassured us "Don't worry it's not a fire it was a fajita!"

Happy beans day to those who celebrate

Monday challenge: Post the least flattering photo of your pet Sorry Aggie.

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Andrea Gibson, Colorado’s poet laureate and a national voice on LGBTQ issues, has died

New steak record: 20oz bone in ribeye demolished in ten minutes 😭 I'm still kinda hungry

INSIDE-THE-PARK HOME RUN FOR WILYER!

sorry but jeers kinda suck compared to cheers

so that's what he's been up to

I SAY YOU’RE BOTHERING PEOPLE WITH THIS PUZZLE BOX, BOY. YOU’RE COMIN’ ON TOO STRONG WITH THE “SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU,” WITH YOUR SKIN PULLED EVERY WHICH WAY

Just about 3 years exactly since we got Eddie. I love this guy. Absolutely zero complexity. Lives each day to its emptiest. The cuddliest and most annoying cat i have ever known. 💜

Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky

I love in video games when characters are like “But he gave me his word!” And the person who gave their word is named like Advar the Cruel Deceiver.

SLUTTY COWBOY FRIDAY

“—and that’s why Charisma Carpenter deserved so much better than she got on Angel the Series—“

there's georgetown and jamestown and charlestown. why no davetown

THE ONLY CURRENT EVENT YOU NEED TO WORRY WORRY ABOUT IS I GOT A HAIRCUT and I'M CUTE