Every time someone calls Hegseth's testosterone program or Elon's hair plugs "gender affirming care," I wince. Speaking only for myself, and I know the jokes are well-intentioned: I wish we'd retire this one. New from me on why. www.readtpa.com/p/theres-no-...

(PA announcer voice) DICK GASOLINE

Well we know he can’t get no

it’s good to make players drink water, but a solid 3 minute break is disruptive. which is why i propose all players must spend a total of 3 minutes per half on the sideline but they can spread it out however they want

denim = ‘de Nîmes’ because they were made in the French city of Nĭmes jeans = ‘Genoa’ because they were worn by the Genoese navy khakis = Hindi word for “dust-colored, brown” JNCO = “Judge None Choose One"

Weezer

obviously the only fair punishment is he should have to give one million dollars to every wisconsin voter

that arts fundraiser they quoted in here sounds handsome

couldn’t remember if my dentist appointment this morning was a cleaning or a filling. turns out it’s 3 fillings

Startling news out of South Carolina this morning as U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham has died from burns. Officials say the senator's Dyson vacuum cleaner gripped and sucked him off too hard. He was 71

your periodic reminder that i am kind of a tony winner

Holy shit it actually worked

If anyone is getting smacked with this - just use deer.social or another alternate client. Bsky is just an AT Protocol Client, and your Bsky account is an AT Protocol account - you can use your same Bsky account thru another AT Protocol Client, no migration or loss necessary. Could not be easier.

Reviews for “Garfield Sits Around the House”, the seventh book in the Garfield series first published in 1983

as someone whose favorite genre is "this singer could not be singing any harder" bonnie was an absolute hero to me

In the universe next door, the map did include Jewish neighborhoods and exactly the same people are outraged he’s equating Jews with foreigners.

me the other week when someone did “one” by metallica

The Intercept is a really important publication that's been doing God's work reporting on fascist security theater and also being a former Intercept reporter seemingly turns you into a Veronica Mars villain

you know, it’s surprising that the world’s most famous now-married couple doesn’t have a catchy couple nickname. how do we feel about “T4T”

I wrote about the irony of Platner and his campaign trying to convince journalists, commentators and voters that they had outsmarted the trappings of traditional masculinity, only to come crashing down as a result of it:

it is time to turn to the only person who can fix US Men's Soccer: Lin-Manuel Miranda

i'm too old to be parrying strikes man just let me tank that shit

Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life

the most important thing you can do is become a regular at a karaoke night that has like 7 people at it most weeks

Happy July 4, the day we listen to "Solsbury Hill" by Peter Gabriel, the beloved song written in 7/4 time

BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!

Sneering Odium, THE Ohio State university

ICYMI: Alex Jones popped like a balloon. Get the real story at www.theonion.info.

everyone’s standing up for the infowars elf but i’m gonna be brave and say: good riddance. i despise that little pervert

Exit light Enter night Take my hand Morocco beat the Netherlands

just did a Gus Johnson “HA HAAAAAA” in my living room at that goal

In that home game versus the Cavs, Beasley played 27 minutes and only took two shots. He had 4 fouls and went -9 in 27mins. He had 3 points, 3 rebounds, and 1 assist. The Bucks lost 112-100.

I love Japan and they’re a very fun team but they’ve never had a player named Marx Lenin

the existence of stuff like Basketball Reference and Wikipedia and IMDB makes remembering regular people so frustrating. I should be able to instantly look up lifetime stats for everyone from elementary school

somehow manufacturing a slut era at age 30? i guess?

CABO VERDE 🇨🇻

all i see is a 30piece

ancient mesopotamian farmer i'm making watch the sheep detective: this flock is so healthy. so large. it's so beautiful. this future is wondrous me: yeah and it's a movie. that square on the wall is showing another world farmer: you already explained films. do not make me watch ghost of mars again

Happy pride to the super bisexuals

it took me like 20 shrimp posts to realize that the original post this was based on was intended seriously and not a joke

ok it's time for a very stupid thread to distract myself the other day, i started building new college football conferences, not based on geography or history or competition but on much nominative similarity. for example: there are 23 FBS universities named after a city. we can split them in two:

beautiful performance inspired by this poem m.youtube.com/watch?v=B7F0...

You work your whole career to play in the World Cup, you make the roster, you’re on the team, you sit through two games waiting for your chance, then you finally get the call, you’re gonna be on the field at the World Cup, 20 minutes in a meaningless game but still! The World Cup! And then BAM!

thinking about professor calculus

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

nobody’s talking about the most important fallout from the giannis trade: how will this affect MKE MVP, the 100% real musical about giannis scheduled to premiere at Milwaukee Rep this winter

I am very curious which rights the CBA protects for non-union members who are not party to the CBA

Garffeld