Ryan: 22pts | 10reb | 4ast | 1stl Green: 19pts | 5reb | 1ast | 1stl

i will vote for any candidate who offers up this slogan

second half of Drunk Drivers/Killer Whales every time

analogy for the America brained is like if the Dems lost to Trump four times in a row and then ran Mitt Romney to save the country and won crazy supermajorities and also Mitt Romney was named Johnny America

all but two of the dudes in this show (including me) are high schoolers and the vibes in the dressing room are sooooo fucking silly

Don't miss your chance to read what critics are hailing as "the most recent Swan Boy arc" swanboy.com/comic/philly...

Im in a problematic age gap relationship where we're both 36 years old but she watches The Amazing Digital Circus

Only big men should be allowed to wear #00, get the hell outta here Jordan Clarkson

Had me dying. Clip via @alexgoldennba.bsky.social

once again resurfacing my most antisocial take (people, in general, like dogs too much)

doing musical theatre for kids while in the middle of one of the worst depressive periods I can remember is a hysterically funny vibe

most of them are also taking the “this war is bad because we’re working with jews” angle, so,

i could be half asleep off an ativan and someone calling live into a podcast will always make me so so nervous

insane to have this photograph float across the timeline only to learn that it’s MIKE VRABEL and DIANNA RUSSINI sharing a SECRET FORBIDDEN EMBRACE

the levels of elite impunity we are seeing now and the levels of war crimes we are seeing now are two aspects of the same path of historical development. right now they see war as our problem (and their investment opportunity). it is world historically important that we make war their problem again

happy april 7th, 2026 to all who celebrate

for those keeping track: antizionism is antisemitism but bombing a synagogue is, of course, fine to do

time to leave this old man an extremely nasty voicemail

what drives me absolutely up the wall is that nobody who will wear one of those pocket squares has ever needed to use the right printed on them

nothing to do but watch the game

🗣️ AND WOMEN’S HOCKEY

happy first night of tech from Prince Dauntless the Drab

StS2 players bitching about the Regent is so fucking minion-coded

eat can you dusty bitch

The Philly Trip saga is peak webcomic. This shit is why the medium exists

Extremely Eddie Money voice:

I will never apologize for a post

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

Do people realize that if you’re in the audience for live theater we can see you on your phone Performers, techs in the house, we can all see you and we are talking about you

Incredible placement, split the saddlebags right down the seam, got the initial nut trauma and the rebound hit, I don’t think you can get drilled in the balls more perfectly than this

Everyone is secretly playing Pentiment and you're extremely uncool and will fail in life if you don't buy 10 copies immediately I don't have any incentive to lie to you ofc

Personally, I think it's important that children be taught about all the early Saddle Creek bands. Not just Cursive, but Bright Eyes, The Faint, Rilo Kiley, and even The Good Life. Hear hear!

here for a good time, not a long time. Brook and Robin forever 💞

apropos of nothing, shout out to that enormous snare that comes in about a minute into The Boxer by Simon & Garfunkel. there’s so much goddamn reverb on that thing

Official statement re: Dan Bongino

andymoney's tweet is great of course but this is my Baseball Tweet that is rent free forever, shoutout @nocartridge.bsky.social

every smart, quiet child of a certain age has to read ender’s game and become Annoying for a little while. most will emerge from it stronger. some become libertarians

Listen up Google. If I search “erotic disc golf” I’m looking for erotic disc golf. Do not change it to “adult disc golf” that’s different

As an American Jew it feels like I’m watching a 100-year flood of antisemitism rising in our country but for some reason we decided to deploy all of our available sandbags against anti-genocide college students

Just a reminder that this account just makes things up and presents them as news. It's lib fan fiction. Nothing from the Halfway Post is real. They pretend it's satire, but what is this even satirizing? What's the commentary? What's the joke?

The karmic beauty and torment of Swanboy Dandolos is that he's what you deserve, which is why Rona gets a steadfast friend, Cassie an earnest yet low-pressure fuckboy, and for Noel, Juggalo Bugs Bunny

i’m sure this will be a popular answer but i gotta go with “Christ Returns to NBA”

september 2017 I did a 6000 mile loop, mostly solo, of the entire country east of the rockies over the course of a month longest without breaks was LA to madison (32 hours, three drivers)

every single one of these sentences is so beautiful i'm about to cry

(playing basketball against a giant spider) wow, this is really tough! but also a fun challenge...

one of the worse days for Teams Ari Roots For in a while