you have to hold on for the kicker

you've gotta think that after this, Aaron Rodgers is going to hang it up and spend some quality time with his Real Wife, Who Exists

Do i believe in defrauding the government ? no Do i believe in ruinous love? Yes!

Ben Johnson currently suffering most of the side effects of Jardiance

Giannis is able to close out the Lakers with multiple clutch defensive plays. A block and a steal. Both against LeBron. He is still an all world defender. #NBASky

playing indiana

Doesn’t matter who they’re playing watching the Ducks always makes me think of this

they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.

Butthole eyes, full hearts, can’t lose

Real Mario Cristobal Hours

Hey everyone! Been a bit quiet lately. I'm excited to announce that tonight I started in a new role as Miami football's director of interception catching. So far I'm loving working with my new team

we need to entertain the possibility the ole miss kicker is doing side quests during the game

Ole Miss coach Joe Judge when asked about how hectic this week has been: “My next door neighbor was Aaron Hernandez. I know this is more chaotic.”

my hot take is that I don't think it's this website specifically that's toxic. the Circumstances are toxic and nobody really knows what to do about it so they come online and scream. and if I may offer an alternative: actually going outside and screaming feels better.

more people on here should get psychotically into sports

100000/10 finish to the FCS title game. absolutely deranged, beautiful, sloppy football. a game so drunk it pissed its pants, put on new pants and pissed then again. I need a cigarette

last year i went down a slide at a haunted forest and bruised my coccyx landing at the bottom. couldn’t sit without a cushion for four months

buffy the vampire slayer

if you want to see a massive geographic gap on display in real time, read the posts on tim walz right now and compare the perspectives from minnesotans and from everyone outside the state

i say this from experience: the only thing better than this is when your roommate is fucking the corner store guy

The ratings battle is underway

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

Me, pantsless, to the employees of the Home Depot paint department

imagining Laura Loomer going to an Alabama football game and thinking all the women in the audience are Hamas

This stinks!!!

Trinidad Chambliss has engaged circus mode

Me waiting for my DoorDash order

his final message…

Just under the wire

blowing my clarinet into a vat of borscht

this picture (the one of the USF guys) has been my phone background since it happened

“the Jimmy Buffett” should be a reincarnated spiritual leader like the Dalai Lama. a living demigod of relaxation

as we all know, the kennedy center is the only live theatre venue in washington, dc

this is transparently voter suppression AND ALSO will really fuck with anybody who wanted to mail a check to a charity this week and claim it on their taxes

3. Robert Graves's 1934 historical novel explores the drama of political scheming and the workings of imperial power in 1st-century Rome during the reigns of Augustus, Tiberius, and Caligula, as told by whom? ROBERT GRAVES, PRESUMABLY #LL107 #bestwronganswers

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

Me and my friends would have beaten Uncle Billy with hammers I can tell you that much.

need my brother to hurry up and reproduce so I can achieve my ultimate form

i’m sorry but it’s time that i showed you all the truth

I love the “trust this browser” option you see while logging into websites. It’s fun to check a box that doesn’t do anything

IT IS TIME. Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas

ppl come to bsky and be like "gee it sure is boring around here!" my boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.

this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"

Huge game for all you Battle of Verdun fans.

Would pay money for a broadcast where everything Pat McAfee said was dubbed into Portuguese. Everybody else still in English, just him in Portuguese