these are truly awful people. i wish them the worst. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/30/u...

chicken in a Wemby jersey

I don’t care if he’s slipping the refs cash SGA is absurd

why are the NBC halftime guys wearing matching ties

Wemby: bon matin, mon chere Wemby’s girlfriend: hello Wembanyama

food is honestly so legit

hot take: “Texas cop helps his son cover up a murder and they get away with it” is a fairly realistic storyline

i hate derek (positive)

It’s a huge problem for the Republican Party that you take one look at the men they run for office and know they couldn’t name a single band on the “Suck My Life, Suck My Death” compilation EP (Sound Pollution Records, 1997)

He's hitting the Jeb!

my brother turned 17 on harambe day, which doesn’t really mean anything except he’s 27 now

i’ve never gotten the appeal of hockey

me and who (???)

🎶 Well, the word got around, they said, "This kid is insane, man" Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland "Get your education, don't forget from whence you came, and The world's gonna know your name, what's your name, man?"

this feels obvious but my go-to is THE IRON CLAW

if you’re like me and somehow never saw the JJ Putz thing, here you go. it is amazing.

that's just how it is on this bitch of an earth

my grandma led the charge to get his name taken off her UWS building a decade ago, let her do it

Just popping on to post this.

successfully slept past 9:00 for the first time in months. the secret: staying up until 3

I did not think you could get bed head from playing basketball but Chet Holmgren proved me wrong

charlie brown had four women express sincere romantic interest in him over the course of the 'peanuts' comic strip, two of which he even dated, and that's not even counting animated stuff. but i don't know how to express this as a point of discourse without calling a bunch of eight year olds "hos"

the time shaq and charles barkley tussled during a game and then their mommas called them on 3-way to squash the beef lol

dude in a backward Melo jersey pissing directly on the floor at Grand Central. Knicks in 3

has this made it to the Sports App, Bluesky, yet? I’ve been laughing for hours.

brb, adding "tony winner" to my resume

imagine thinking you were the primo noodle man, and then Victor Wembanyama comes along

i don't want to hear anyone say anything bad about the nba for 48 hours

I still can't believe I just saw a 7'5 guy take a pull-up 30-foot game-tying three. This is what it must've been like to see a movie in color for the first time.

hey @nicsanchez.bsky.social your display name happened

BROKE: It's anti-Semitic not to root for the OKC Thunder WOKE: The OKC Thunder must be returned to their ancestral Zionist homeland, in Seattle

Saw several posts about Grogu. Not sure what's going on there but maybe this will help: swanboy.com/comic/mandal...

Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,

tfw you’ve been partying with REO Speedwagon

I TOOK MY SON TO HIS FIRST BARBER. THE BARBER ASKED WHAT STYLE. I SAID “TRAJAN”. THE BARBER SAID HE DID NOT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANT. I REMOVED MY SUNGLASSES FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ELEVEN YEARS. MY SON NOW HAS THE HAIRCUT OF AN EMPEROR. HE IS FOUR

one thing about me is that if a stranger requests a song from me at karaoke i will do it 100% of the time. did not think i had a Your Love in me but it went way better than expected

Shouts to the broccoli guy in Oregon

Today marks Nakba Day, an annual day of remembrance to commemorate the expulsion of more than 700,000 Palestinians between 1947 and 1949 during the creation of the State of Israel and the year that followed.   Inea is a New Yorker and a Nakba survivor. She shared her story with us.

there's nothing wrong with deleting your post with a typo and reposting it. i do it all the time. stop being a big baby

goddamn, dude.

played a track from “teens of denial” during warmups for the school play i directed this fall. most of the kids didn’t know it but liked it. one kid (the one who wore jncos daily) groaned loudly and said “is this car seat headrest???” in the tone one would use to ask if you were driving a cybertruck

alternative history novel where things are mostly the same except we’re living in a world where townes van zandt was the bassist for the 13th floor elevators

she was part of this performance two months ago music.washington.edu/events/2026-...

Odyssey Sims with an absurd running three at the buzzer

guess the next time I try a dating app will be a different one, deleting this immediately lol

[strokes sadly to the east, strokes sadly to the west] soultracks.com/clarence-car...

air instruments (which I tend to rotate through the song) are merely an ornament to the main event: Beltin’