Thank you again for everyone trying to donate a kidney for me. I don't have any new updates or anything--they're still working through the list and yeah we are really beginning to run out of time. If you're on the fence but would like to try, get started at iggyland.org Thank you everyone!

I think someone needs to hear the @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com origin story.

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

I mean, it's true, though

Hey, Sorry if I’ve been slow to respond (or haven’t been responding) I’m now the only member of my immediate family who doesn’t have a terminal illness. The last two months have been difficult between my family and my spouse’s, and I’m just trying to hold things together right now.

Tonight @ 8pm central 9pm eastern Speakeasy Movie Night: Unicorn Wars! Join me @doverspike.art @alkalianonymous.com @quotationmarks.bsky.social for what I'm told is a "messed up movie"! And as usual, there will be an educational short before hand. Live at speakeasy.draggor.me

Alright. I finally did it. I have added the long-awaited Puppetry section to my website. You can now watch all four parts of my Halloween 2024 project! www.pinksphinx.art/portfolio-co...

Funny enough, it's one of the reasons I shared this article earlier today on my profile: news.mongabay.com/short-articl... It's easy to dwell in cynicism. But that makes that what you're cynical over a self-fullfiling prophecy. We don't have that luxury. No one does.

Fuck cancer.

I am afraid I have absolutely terrible news. I need a lot of help now, from everyone. I currently have NO CLEARED DONOR for transplant and we only have a short period of time to get this done. Please SHARE THIS WITH EVERYONE AND PLEASE TRY TO DONATE! All the information is at iggyland.org

Onsite, of course, we must be restrained and observe proper decorum. But this is not onsite. We can talk about whatever we want to. And we intend to. (Note: you must be 21 or over and there is a 2-drink minimum. For us, at least.) Thursday of #anthrocon2025

Movie Night Thursday June 26 @ 9pm eastern! Death to Smoochy! With an educational short beforehand. Join me, @doverspike.art and @quotationmarks.bsky.social as I experience this for the first time! Live at speakeasy.draggor.me

Punk rock kid buskers (‘The Whops’, tiktok) near the Edgware Rd. They run into Paul Simonon, play Death or Glory for him. He asks if they know The Guns of Brixton. They do -

🚨 SOUTH PHILLY: ICE was spotted on 7th & Snyder at 9am this morning; their two unmarked Dodge SUVs (one gray, one black) are heading South on Broad as of 10am. Community members have eyes on them—alert your neighbors! KKF 7661 gray Dodge SUV LTM 932 black Dodge SUV

Someone made leading people down the garden path in this house a full time hobby

Loving Me Takes Time This piece is about patience, from others, and from myself. Understanding doesn’t come quickly, especially when your mind moves differently. For me, love and trust unfold slowly, like a snail’s antennae, cautiously testing the world before extending further.

Philly is a city of fun, interesting people. This might not be relatable for you as someone who reposted your own screenshot of an all-Dave Matthew’s Band playlist.

Because they still have Black History Month in the Federation.

I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.

i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of harper’s bazaar: thread

Horny on Main (posting sexual desires on your social media timeline) should not be confused with Horny in Maine (lusting after a lobster fisherman).

We have hit the point of our screwdriver drinking where we’re looking at the West Virginia Paranormal Trail and planning a hypothetical web series for the sole purpose of writing part of the trip off as a performing expense.

Stream is up now with the game starting in a little less than five minutes. If you’re interested.

We’re gonna try it now! At 1 Pm Eastern join me as I try to wrap up the last of Indiana Jones and the Great Circle at Twitch.tv/boozybadger before I go back to work on Thursday! Hopefully. I think.

It’s time for the Holiday Episode of Boozy’s Legal Funhouse wherein myself, @alkalibismuth.bsky.social and special guest @buddygoodboy.com talk about Santa getting kidnapped by rednecks, setting himself on fire, and helicopters! Live on your podcast service of choice or at the link below!

@boozybadger.bsky.social is just out of recovery, all went well, and he has a shiny new hip

Give us a moment, we are having technical issues, but will be streaming shortly!

The vigil begins. Join the faithful and watch TORKO’s holy slumber. Or don’t, I mean, it’s a stream of my turkey slow roasting in an oven for ten hours.

FINALLT! Join me and @alkalibismuth.bsky.social tonight at 6 PM Eastern at Twitch.tv/boozybadger for a live recording of the Thanksgiving episode of Boozy’s Legal Funhouse!

Matt Gaetz looks like if there was an Inside Out character named Stranger Danger

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Muting this thread, cause I'm kind of overwhelmed by all the RTs rn (especially since I'm kinda realizing that I was unintentionally greenwashing an issue) so here's a zine about how to help bees who are actually still in trouble: bsky.app/profile/sore...

Oh hey, in case you need some good news, the population decline of honeybees has actually reversed: fortune.com/2024/04/03/h...

Pre show live now! Main show in 30 minutes at 7pm central!

Draggor's Halloween Variety Show Thursday October 31 @ 7pm Central NEW STREAM URL: speakeasy.draggor.me Join us for a variety show of music videos, ghost stories, a movie watch along, and more on Halloween! Many of our friends are pitching in to make this a wonderful spooky furry spectacular.

QooC: I forgot to peen my tang. @boozybadger.bsky.social @quotationmarks.bsky.social

Cymbalta withdrawal was the most horrible experience; I would not wish it on my worst enemy. If you’re taking it currently, speak to your prescribing physician on what you can do so you don’t have to deal with those side effects while you are waiting on new meds

Sometimes i will post quality shit i find on imgur

So a bunch of Thomas the Tank Engine character accounts all got created after my post about debate bros featuring a scene from the show went up yesterday, & now these train accounts are dunking on me & standing up for their crew. In my business, that’s a little thing we like to call, policy impact.

Comedy should always punch up. Never down. A lesson that a few "comedians" have forgotten. Never forget the lessons from George Carlin. ~Punch up, never down. ~Billionaires are fair game. "Bunch of whiny pussies" as he'd say if he were alive.

Tomorrow night, Thursday October 17 @ 8:00pm Central Return to Oz! Live at b.siobud.com/draggor-hall... Joining me will be @alkalibismuth.bsky.social himself for before & after the movie! Want to chat along? We'll be on the @alkalianonymous.bsky.social discord: discord.gg/WRMtdTeMtF

the funniest thing to happen to a song about fucking

Also, our silly webcomic I'm doing with @jenpallante.bsky.social is on TopWebComics now! If you could, give the link a click and give us a vote! It helps push us up the list so more people can see it. We'd both appreciate it. <3 www.topwebcomics.com/vote/27420

hey, cis people! want show us we’re actual full humans to you? that it’s unacceptable to you for any dem candidate from any state to throw trans people under the bus? here’s colin’s campaign email: [email protected] tell him to pull his “sports” ad & to pledge to protect trans people instead.