The more I think about it, the more hilarious it is that SM tried to combat BTS - HYYH, Wings, LYS era BTS - with “Jopping.”

Definitely read the ALT.. lol

BTS paved the way 🔥

I really need there to be a service for when “low needs” autistics have needs. Like, I’m 99% a functional member of society until I’m not and I just need a personal assistant for like, 5 tasks.

Is it a hot take that I don’t believe “brown” is a hair color? It’s blonde or brunette, neither of which is just “brown.”

It’s wild how JKR went from beloved children’s author to someone many of her former fans will be happy to see kick it in such a short amount of time.

How is #RoyalMatch able to afford the constant bombardment of advertising when it’s supposedly free and has no ads? Seems like phishing

There’s something really funny about a stranger seeing your Vox Machina hoodie and asking you if you’ve heard of the “anime” when you’re currently DMing an Exandria campaign.

I’m seeing TikTok’s about the post-concert depression and can’t help but side-eye them as someone who was too depressed to go to the concert. I had the time, I had the money, I didn’t have the ability to make myself get out of bed. 🥲

I’m planning a game with my work kids and I need international music recs, especially from South America, Africa, and the Middle East. Im pretty good on Europe/Asia, but I’ll take whatever y’all got.

Elon Musk staffers are drawing six-figure government salaries funded by taxpayers.

Musk’s status as a “special government employee” limits him to 130 days in the executive branch. However, despite working daily—documented by his own X posts—they claim he only works one day a week, effectively stretching his limit to 130 weeks. This needs to be brought to Congress—please share.

Sadly, it’s time to revive this 2017 TIME cover.

Too bad my mom’s not on bluesky. 😒

Hey everyone -- Moms of Liberty and Dept of Education launched a snitch line portal today to rat out teachers and anyone promoting anything DEI. FLOOD THE PORTAL Spam the hell out of it. Pass it on! It works! enddei.ed.gov

I need to find a different way to cope with getting assaulted by patients, spending $50 at Barnes and Nobles every time is getting too expensive.

Sometimes I think the tannies just sprinkle in a little HYYH to fuck with us.

#equality #lgbtq+

My non-ARMY roommate just told she got an email about annual surveys for her company and her brain went “Fakeu Love! Fakeu Love!” I’m so proud. 🤣

Knowing BTS are going to immediately start working again as soon as they discharge because of who they are as people, I really hope they film a new season of In The Soop, spend some time resting and bonding. 💜

Made it through the week without injury. 👍

Seokjinnie wants to make sure you’re streaming ‘LV Bag’ to support Hobi~ 👜🎶: https://buff.ly/3D2K5O8

I finished Parable of the Sower and now I need a palate cleanser, something a bit less heavy. I tend to like anything with a supernatural element and I’m challenging myself this month to only start books by Black authors. Would love some recommendations ! #booksky

I work at a children’s psych hospital and yesterday I blew my boss’s by saying that 2025 means we could start seeing lockdown babies. (The youngest we’ll admit is 5 years old.)

I need a nerd to put together a graph of some kind showing current rate of plane crashes against pre-inauguration rates.

Like. What?? How?? Huh?! #HappyBirthdayHobi

He’s so cute I can’t handle it

Roses are red, Elon's a knob,

Evergreen cartoon

How are we coping with our depression today kids?

I got hit in the face today. 😀

Hot take, but I don’t think climate change deniers deserve air conditioning.

Remember when the Onion was fake? I miss those days.

Every time I see a screenshot of “Gulf of America,” it drains my soul. How do I get more cat pics on my feed?

💖💖💖💖💖🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️💖💖💖💖💖 ✨✨✨✨T R A N S✨✨✨✨✨ 💙💙💙💙P E O P L E💙💙💙💙 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️B E L O N G⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 💖💖💖💖💖🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️💖💖💖💖💖

Not the point, but imagine wanting free passes for your “autistic” behavior, then using the r-slur.

My coworker made a joke about Kendrick learning something from T. Swift, referring to diss tracks, and I now understand how kpoppies feel when we make everything about BTS.

Having comments get attention while your posts get nada feels like when comedians go viral for crowd work then bomb their Netflix specials.

Crazy how one day you’re young then all of a sudden you’re in bed with your cats at 7:30 on a Friday night.

None of this would have made any sense in 2012, but that Mayan calendar didn’t have the courage to kill us all.