I should really go to bed while the vibes are good. Aaron Nola can't hurt me if I'm not awake.

This is a great read, both about the specifics at Cornell and about the wider higher ed ecosystem. www.theringer.com/2026/05/22/n...

Bluesky is not an echo chamber. Bluesky is a Brazilian Neighborhood in Philadelphia and there are a ton of gay sports bars.

Jon Favreau understood the assignment. We like seeing Grogu coo, eat things, and do the magic hands thing. We like seeing Mando fighting. Thank you for not trying to do any more. It's hardly a brilliant film, but it was a totally fun summer movie.

Love it: the night after he was kicked off of CBS for good, Stephen Colbert hosted a public access show in southeast Michigan.

How many more „investigative“ Disney Adult pieces can big US publications churn out really, you‘d think there‘s a news lull instead of idk, ongoing facism and war, and maybe the connection between the two would be the more interesting thing to explore?

I feel like it should be a requirement of someone earning a graduate degree that they can distinguish between "Reply" and "Reply All."

Musk v Altman JUDGE: The jury has sent a question and the answer is no, the death penalty is not "available for both sides" please return to the jury room and limit your consideration to civil damages.

I should be grading. Instead, I’ve been diving into the MLB sponsor patches. So in honor of every team finally donning one this season, I’ll score and rank each abysmal patch. The score is out of 5, accounting the patch’s aesthetics with the uniform, the company, and fittingness to the team.

It's everything. Bronze die cut pasta. Pesto. Every meat. Olives. Fish. Coffee. These prices will have you bug-eyed and furious.

Felix Reyes really isn't ready to be an MLB player.

BREAKING NEWS: Trump tells the truth.

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

1,511 words!

So because I've decided that Elmo can never leave Citizens Bank Park again, a thread of how it could all work. Add your own.

PAY HIM* DOMBO *Elmo

ELMO FIXED ALEC BOHM

Elmo is never allowed to leave CBP again.

Elmo is in the booth with TMac and Kruk. This is awesome.

This is Lysenko/Nazi/Franco level fascism. Btw.

Secretary Roadkill is literally trying to ban Prozac.

"Geography: what is it?"

I was gonna take this week off after submitting grades, but this morning something unlocked and I finally figured out how to start this book. So I just cranked out 719 words.

As is usually the case, Sharai nails it.

There should be a second line for people at coffee shops who have adult orders.

We're two days from RFK Jr. going on TV and saying that hantavirus is actually good for you and issuing an order outlawing antibiotics.

"And Alec pops it up." You can hear it in his voice. Even TMac is ready for a change.

It didn't work out but man I love watching Adolis throwing a ball home from right.

I think park of the reason different generations vary on how they perceive the ultra wealthy is that in 1990 the “crazy rich guy” thing was to make a cartoon called “Captain Planet” after skimming an environmentalist book instead of whatever that guy who wants to live forever is doing.

Maybe another run or two, fellas? Be nice to let Duran get back into a game with more than a one run lead.

Cash Considerations immediately becomes Brandon Marsh's righthanded platoon partner.

Sorry I'm gonna need a minute to process the image of RPatz saying "You're pining for a daddy" to Tom Holland.

Somewhere Larry Bowa has put his first through a wall in response to the Phillies infield play tonight.

Jesus Christ Alec you can't fuck that up

Stubby is a machine!

Doctors Confirm Rudy Giuliani In Liquid But Stable Condition https://theonion.com/doctors-confirm-rudy-giuliani-in-liquid-but-stable-condition/

Spring 2026 is in the books!

Can't confirm this fully but my sources are telling me that Rudy Giuliani was hospitalized because he "pretty much had sex with" one of those motorized bristle devices that clean the turf and dirt off your golf shoes before you go inside. "He was way up on it for some time," a witness told me.

Booking the funeral home now.

Rudy Giuliani is hospitalized in "critical but stable" condition, his spokesman said

Two Phillies players: Scratched with migraines in the last few weeks. Bryce Harper, milking a kangaroo: See what you need to try is...

30 Rock Better Call Saul Breaking Bad Buffy the Vampire Slayer Cheers The Good Place It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia The Simpsons The Sopranos Succession Taskmaster Veep Watchmen The Wire The X-Files

Chase Shugart is the first pitcher to win both games of a doubleheader since 8/9/13 Brian Duensing First for the Phillies since 9/21/02 Terry Adams

Kyle Schwarber will you be my date to prom my husband says he doesn't mind

EVERYTHING IS A-O A-OK!

$4.79 at the pump today here in Indiana.

Wait, don't be fooled! He's just a regular Ruben Amaro Jr with a stupid, cheap hat! He still embodies all the awful takes he did before!

This MFer is trying to kill toons so he can build a freeway.

Nice to see things are super different tonight, Phillies...